Sup fools.

[Garnate]

I have a pretty full day of masturbation and eating Chinese food (not particularly in that order) but I wanted to say hey.

I didn't mean to leave for this long so if there was a good thread in my absence, wanna help a sister out and link me? All I've got is time, my friends.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Wash your fingers after eating the wasabe!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh this cunt again...

 

[Garnate]

Wash your fingers after eating the wasabe!

You know I won't.

Oh this cunt again...

You always know the perfect thing to say to get the masturbation started. Faaaaaaap

 

[parodyluvr75]

Hello pretty girl, nice to see your posts. I lurk in your threads, but I'm not a creepy stalker bird.

 

[about_average]

I have a pretty full day of masturbation and eating Chinese food (not particularly in that order) but I wanted to say hey.

Depending on what you ordered it might work well to do both at the same time.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Okay bitch. Here's a brief rundown.

JohnnySavage had another nap.
Then I gave him chlamydia.
Dolf changed into burgundy shoes from green
I saw Kate Bush live and bled from every orifice.
Killswitch lost his job because he tried to mow green carpet.
Then his mum made him faggots on toast.
LTR is sending Sean home in an iron lung and his cock in a sling.
Neci recommended me squid ink. She's luvverly.
We have a new old cunt in our midst. He's anti IRA but would take it up the shitter for Simon Le Bon.
American chocolate tastes like vomit.

That's about it.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You should turn the ringer up on your phone.


Or simply start answering the damn thing.


And maybe return a call.


I dunno - works for me, usually.

 

[Garnate]

Hello pretty girl, nice to see your posts. I lurk in your threads, but I'm not a creepy stalker bird.

You can be as creepy as you like. It would still be adorable.

 

[Garnate]

Depending on what you ordered it might work well to do both at the same time.

Oooooh are we talking egg or spring rolls here?

 

[Garnate]

Okay bitch. Here's a brief rundown.

JohnnySavage had another nap.
Then I gave him chlamydia.
Dolf changed into burgundy shoes from green
I saw Kate Bush live and bled from every orifice.
Killswitch lost his job because he tried to mow green carpet.
Then his mum made him faggots on toast.
LTR is sending Sean home in an iron lung and his cock in a sling.
Neci recommended me squid ink. She's luvverly.
We have a new old cunt in our midst. He's anti IRA but would take it up the shitter for Simon Le Bon.
American chocolate tastes like vomit.

That's about it.

I'll be right back. I need to google Simon Le Bon.

 

[Disgustipated]

Fata, what's funny is a crew got fired for mowing astro turf around here.

 

[Garnate]

You should turn the ringer up on your phone.


Or simply start answering the damn thing.


And maybe return a call.


I dunno - works for me, usually.

You are NOT lying. If it helps at all, I got your message the next day. I wouldn't have been able to meet up for lunch since I was in Ohio. I'm back now and my weekdays are free!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fata, what's funny is a crew got fired for mowing astro turf around here.

Ahahaha! Priceless!

 

[Disgustipated]

Ahahaha! Priceless!

Seriously, just this week so your post was timely.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Seriously, just this week so your post was timely.

Please god let it be KS!

 

[parodyluvr75]

You can be as creepy as you like. It would still be adorable.

There are several envious people eating their hearts out at this moment.

 

[dolf]

no dolf option... hmm...

 

[spacekowboy]

Put the drink down, hipster.

 

[Garnate]

no dolf option... hmm...

I'm drinking! I cannot be held accountable.

 

[Garnate]

Put the drink down, hipster.

Never


*Adjusts thick, fake reading glasses in horror*

 

[Aquagal]

I have a pretty full day of masturbation and eating Chinese food (not particularly in that order) but I wanted to say hey.

I didn't mean to leave for this long so if there was a good thread in my absence, wanna help a sister out and link me? All I've got is time, my friends.

What did your cookie say?

 

[dolf]

I'm drinking! I cannot be held accountable.

that's no defence. I demand compensation!

 

[Garnate]

What did your cookie say?

I haven't gotten to the Chinese food yet. I'll let you know

 

[Garnate]

that's no defence. I demand compensation!

Name your price.