Sunstruck

[sunstruck]

I'm sorry, but... did we 'rassle?

Did I win?

Where's my grilled cheese??

No no, I was just changing into pudding appropriate attire.

"Die flower girl!"

*diving in and tripping you face down into the pudding*

"You like butterscotch?"

 

[Laurel]

Laurel I am out of Diet Coke, but I have IBC Rootbeer and frosted mugs. You want?

Oooh yes, please...

You're so good to me.

 

[sunstruck]

Oooh yes, please...

You're so good to me.

No problem. You provide me with free porn and yaya entertainment. The least I can do is get you a soda.

Scoop of vanilla in that?

 

[red_rose]

No no, I was just changing into pudding appropriate attire.

"Die flower girl!"

*diving in and tripping you face down into the pudding*

"You like butterscotch?"

You have *clothes* for this sort of event??

Wow.

Yes, I like butterscotch.

And you're going *down*, Wonder Woman.

 

[red_rose]

And you're going *down*, Wonder Woman.

I, of course, meant that in a completely non-sexual-'rassling-in-the-butterscotch-pudding kind of way.

 

[Guest]

 

[sunstruck]

I, of course, meant that in a completely non-sexual-'rassling-in-the-butterscotch-pudding kind of way.

Is there a non-sexual rassling in butterscotch pudding way?

 

[red_rose]

What harm can it do?

Now, *that*'s a loaded question if I've ever seen one.

 

[Laurel]

Yayati, sunstruck is too damn hot for you to see. Her beauty would burn your eyes.

 

[sunstruck]

Yayati, sunstruck is too damn hot for you to see. Her beauty would burn your eyes.

Hence the name.

I love Laurel. Two scoops for you!

 

[Guest]

 

[red_rose]

Is there a non-sexual rassling in butterscotch pudding way?

Come to think of it... no, I don't suppose there is.

*scoops up a handful of pudding*

*throws it at sunstruck*

 

[sunstruck]

How do you know Laurel hasn't seen my pick yaya?

*whips pudding saturarated hair at Rose's ass*

 

[Guest]

 

[LukkyKnight]

...And you're going *down*, Wonder Woman.

It's talk like that which keeps me coming back here...

 

[red_rose]

*charges at Sunstruck, knocking us both back into the pudding*

 

[sunstruck]

What about KM yaya? What about the heart of your soul?

 

[LukkyKnight]

*charges at Sunstruck, knocking us both back into the pudding*

I'll get my own drink... save my place.

 

[Guest]

Holy Quran - The Light [24.22] And let not those of you who possess grace and abundance swear against giving to the near of kin and the poor and those who have fled in Allah's way, and they should pardon and turn away. Do you not love that Allah should forgive you? And Allah is Forgiving, Merciful.

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This random Quote or Scripture is provided in the hopes that yayati will learn from this, and will stop being such an ass.

The best way to deal with cretins like this is to ignore them. Heeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!



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[Laurel]

I know because she and I are twins, and I'm hot as heck.

 

[sunstruck]

*gets Rose in head lock*

 

[StondTmplPilot]

I suppose you want ice with that?

The ice would be for me

 

[LukkyKnight]

Wait wait wait, damnit, we're still setting up here....
http://hackensackhigh.org/jello/pudding.jpg

 

[sunstruck]

The ice would be for me

Cotton mouth?

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Cotton mouth?

Not at the moment...has other uses ya know