Sundays make me horny

[GuiltyPleasure]

...perhaps I should take up religion.

 

[jmarx20102012]

Possibly so, but probably you just have some down time and are relaxed. Happens to me too.

 

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[GuiltyPleasure]

Possibly so, but probably you just have some down time and are relaxed. Happens to me too.

Bummer, huh?

Maybe you should gore somebody.

Another inconvenient truth?

 

[jmarx20102012]

Bummer, huh?

Sure. Alcohol helps when there is no otehr remedy.

 

[Comshaw]

...perhaps I should take up religion.

True. How about Comshaw's church of the Attempted Conception? All female members welcome. Sexual auditions for admission will be held in the narthex on a first come first served basis. Admission will be on a first cum, first admitted basis. Please bring your own blanket or pad as the stone floor of the narthex can be very cold against bare buttocks. Thank you and see you sunday.



Comshaw

 

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[GuiltyPleasure]

True. How about Comshaw's church of the Attempted Conception? All female members welcome. Sexual auditions for admission will be held in the narthex on a first come first served basis. Admission will be on a first cum, first admitted basis. Please bring your own blanket or pad as the stone floor of the narthex can be very cold against bare buttocks. Thank you and see you sunday.



Comshaw

That sounds like my kind of worship, what is your creed? I may be an unsuitable convert, having my tubes tied 'n all.

truth be known, it does appear that your globes could be subject to a warming trend.

their peaks would show a cold front.

 

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[Lancecastor]

If you're a young boy, you should be able to find what you seek at your local Roman Catholick church.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

If you're a young boy, you should be able to find what you seek at your local Roman Catholick church.

That's too easy, damn priests and some of them are cute.

 

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[Nerdy_Harold]

...perhaps I should take up religion.

It's all the begatting

 

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[GuiltyPleasure]

Someone suggested brunch - who knows where that might lead. A little afternoon delight?

 

[Lancecastor]

That's too easy, damn priests and some of them are cute.

You didn't say you wanted a difficult religion.

Some people like Sting think of Tantra as religion.

Then again, Tom Cruise thinks of Scientology as a religion.

You have lots of potential outlets.

Or inlets.

 

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[Comshaw]

That sounds like my kind of worship, what is your creed? I may be an unsuitable convert, having my tubes tied 'n all.



their peaks would show a cold front.

Not at all. Some of my best parishioners have their tubes tied. That's why it called Comshaw's Church of the Attempted Conception. We try for conception while all participants are protected, like having tied tubes. In fact the high priest (Moi) has had a vasectomy. If conception happens then it's truly a miracle!!! And if it doesn't, well like they say, if at first you don't succeed....I promise to adhere to the faith and practice the rights until a miracle does occur, or I'm to old too to get it up, which ever comes first.

Comshaw

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

...perhaps I should take up religion.

A Quaker or Pentecostal would be fitting.

 

[Lancecastor]

Thread killah.

 

[DrGeniusWiener]

...perhaps I should take up religion.

Why not?

Apostate pussy is terrific, Miss Tristesse.

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz311/bradpitt999/teens-20translation-20of-20abstinence.jpg

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol..

go have sex in the church

 

[o_so_wet]

Sex is like worship...so you're good

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Thread killah.

Good to see you Lance.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

I'm holy.

and I'm holey.

It's all the begatting

I'm not big on begatting.

I'm reverent.

Perhaps I should consult Shorn..............