Sunday Special

[sirhugs]

Not just church related stories.

a few to get it started:

~ changing in the choir room before or after service... accidental exhibitionism...or is it?

~ the petulant 18 year old, finally old enough NOT to have to accompany the family to church, sneaks a lover into the house while they are gone. Extension of the idea is what happens after the family returns. Hilarity ensues?

~ naked adult full dunking baptism. Or maybe not naked, but the gown goes translucent, wood grows amongst the congregation?

~ family brunch after church ... so many possibilities... expand in replies?

~ the sacramental wine is spiked with an aphrodisiac?

~ eighteen year old is tired of needing help with his tie from Mom... older sis helps?

 

[Carnevil9]

"Easy like Sunday morning." What could be better than lounging around in your pajamas (or naked) with your lover, drinking coffee, snacking on pastries, and having slow, relaxed, endless sex?

 

[DarkPleasures]

Years ago you had a thread called Sex in Church. I think I was strongly influenced by HGTV at the time. lol I had a story idea about a couple that was renovating an old church into a home. The MC wrote to Lit in the style of "Penthouse Letters". lol

I think I did plan to submit it to Letters & Transcripts. It started, "Dear Editors of Literotica"...

 

[SisterJezabel]

Woman (or man!) hides under the altar and gives the priest a blowjob as he consecrates the sacrament in mass...

 

[ericrodman101]

Woman (or man!) hides under the altar and gives the priest a blowjob as he consecrates the sacrament in mass...

....Police Academy style!

How about Mormon missionaries getting it on - all those clean-cut butter-woudn't-melt guys and gals cutting loose?

 

[sirhugs]

"Easy like Sunday morning." What could be better than lounging around in your pajamas (or naked) with your lover, drinking coffee, snacking on pastries, and having slow, relaxed, endless sex?

lounging with two lover... or three?

 

[sirhugs]

The entire female part of the local churches congregation have the hots for the church's new single minister who is a very handsome man in his late 20s or early to mid 30s. And these women are in the age range of late teens all the way up to there 60s and 70s.

There desires for this man get stronger when he delivers a very passionate sermon about the very evil sin of adultery.

I like it.

would also be interesting with reversing the ages... older Minister, about to retire, recently a widower. Fathered a ton of kid. At Ladies Group his late wife used to blush whenever the topic of sex came up, but the younger ladies got the impression that he was both well-endowed ans energetic.

They have a contest to see who can comfort him the most...

 

[Strangebuddy]

Diner opens up across the street from the church. They get a decent business every day except during services. Diner owner could just close down during those hours but hates the pastor and the congregation too much to do that.

So they decide to get a little creative and offer a “Sunday special” During services advertising it to truckers, though it slowly makes its way through the grapevine.

Order the special and you’ll get seated in a (relatively) private corner of the diner and one of the waitresses or waiters (could be they’re escorts who only work that day) will stay with you until your order is ready, doing anything you want until then.

So suddenly the church hours become a lot busier for the diner and parishioners start sneaking out for the “Sunday Special” ...leading to the pastor deciding to investigate what the special is.

 

[DreamingOfMyEx]

Bad guys doing bad guy business things in bad part of town.

Righteous church in good part of town starts mission in bad part of town.

People in bad part of town respond positively to mission, it affects bad guys' business.

Bad guys want to put church out of business.

Enter the fixer, who joins righteous church in good part of town and commences destruction of church from within.

 

[sirhugs]

"Easy like Sunday morning." What could be better than lounging around in your pajamas (or naked) with your lover, drinking coffee, snacking on pastries, and having slow, relaxed, endless sex?

lounging with mix n match lovers?

 

[CuttingEdge]

Perhaps a person could weave a good storyline in from the idea that right before a woman is to be married, to get back at a friend, family member, or nemesis in the community who was a bully...or had slighted the person in some other mean way...the man is robbed of his virgin-bride as retribution...right there in the church where she is to be wed.

It could be non-consent, but it could be that the bride really has always loved the man robbing his nemesis of his virgin bride.

Doing a historical fiction erotica story might aid in making the story more plausible.

 

[Randio]

- The minister is a charismatic, soft spoken scumbag who seduces anyone he fancies through a combination of lies, heavenly promises, good looks, psychology and drugs. Something like a small town parish that he turns into his own cult in a way. Young wives, elderly widows, local high school star footballer, he picks and chooses his targets and subverts them to worship God through pleasing the Pastor.

- The local church only baptises adults, so they only have members who gave consideration and chose to belong to the church. Specifically, once turned 18, the new members cross naked a shallow pond to signify their rebirth as members of the church. A commission of elders prepares them for the crossing. The prepping could have all sorts of themes, cmnm, cfnm, cmnf, mature, exhibitionism and voyeurism

 

[sirhugs]

Sunday Family Dinner

Obv. a fertile ground for incest fuelled by alcohol.

But what if Dad's mistress shows up unexpectedly?

Or the parents get into it about past infidelities?

Or they invite the son's fiancee, who has an older man fixation?

Or they invite the new neighbours, who mistakenly think it is a swing party?

 

[Jamie_and_Lisa]

The entire male part of the local churches congregation have the hots for the church's new single minister who is a very beautiful woman in her late 20s ...

True story.

We grew up in a small town somewhat near the Colorado River in central Texas. The area had been settled by German Pietists, Anabaptists and Mormons who fled Missouri. Mom's family belonged to a church commonly referred to as the Brethren. This church officially merged into a bigger one in '52. The church they merged into was midwestern and had no central Texas congregations so there was little actual change until '68 when they merged again into the Methodists (who among other things stopped ordaining women which the Brethren had for 58 years).

Mom was taught, at an age this site would disapprove of: That marital sex was a gift from God and that committed partners should have sex frequently -- not a binary term as this was before 1952, and possibly due to the Mormon influence, there was some polygyny in Central Texas too -- the idea which is Paulist -- 1 Philippians -- is you don't wander if you are satiated. Both women and men were supposed to "satisfy one another's thirsts" -- Song of Solomon -- and to "gift" their lover sex whenever the lover, not they, desired it -- Proverbs -- as it was God acting through the lover.

Two asides ... (1) From personal experience the gift of sex gives back, we might feel cranky or irritable about something outside the house, but making love is better than psychotherapy -- full disclosure we've never actually tried psychotherapy (we have a natural immunity to crazy) but it didn't work so hot for a couple of people I knew who did -- we can't ever recall feeling worse afterward. (2) The church in our home town lost members with every move away from teaching these values -- coincidence?

Our pastor, who was married to mom's cousin, had three daughters our age. The eldest -- a most beautiful young woman (and one of our lovers) was ordained after she graduated high school -- by a different church since having a penis was a requirement to get into a Methodist seminary even if you had years of experience running the youth group --. She has always held to and promulgated the ideals we were raised with. They aren't so much in vogue now. Anger, melancholy, and self-destructive behaviors are - coincidence?

 

[sirhugs]

P, at 18, would rather sleep than go to church, so fakes being sick.

Does Mom stay to nurse P, leading to hijinks? Or does Mom delegate the job to someone else?

 

[Sign54]

Judaism

What would a Saturday Synagogue story with a subject who is female and Jewish be like?

 

[LupusDei]

Just a random scene.

One or more choir girl(s) (18+ obviously) decide to wear their gown(s) without anything under, not over street clothes as they would be expected. It just so happens that while they mingle with their families after the sermon still in their gowns, mear the doors, discussing invitation to a particularly significant dinner party, someone (probably a frenemy knowing or suspecting their naughty secret) helpfully offer to take their gowns to the back so they could move out immediately. With finds support by others and nobody understands why they should go back themselves to change. Losing the shot argument she drops the gown... like nothing was amiss. Out of excess politeness, sheer shock, evil intent, pesonal interest, and other motivations different between the various people present her total nudity is collectively pointedly ignored and she is ushered out the church to go with others to the said party, where the strange attitude continues, at least at first, as people are locked in their non-response to the strange behavior, except concealed glances, stiff faces (and we know what else) and warped compliments to her special beauty...

 

[sirhugs]

Just a random scene.

One or more choir girl(s) (18+ obviously) decide to wear their gown(s) without anything under, not over street clothes as they would be expected. It just so happens that while they mingle with their families after the sermon still in their gowns, mear the doors, discussing invitation to a particularly significant dinner party, someone (probably a frenemy knowing or suspecting their naughty secret) helpfully offer to take their gowns to the back so they could move out immediately. With finds support by others and nobody understands why they should go back themselves to change. Losing the shot argument she drops the gown... like nothing was amiss. Out of excess politeness, sheer shock, evil intent, pesonal interest, and other motivations different between the various people present her total nudity is collectively pointedly ignored and she is ushered out the church to go with others to the said party, where the strange attitude continues, at least at first, as people are locked in their non-response to the strange behavior, except concealed glances, stiff faces (and we know what else) and warped compliments to her special beauty...

a random scene that could be a hot story!

 

[sirhugs]

What would a Saturday Synagogue story with a subject who is female and Jewish be like?

It would be a Sabbath Special !

 

[internetwanderer]

"the sacramental wine is spiked with an aphrodisiac?"

I love this idea, and may be lead to the orgy in church.

 

[Lost_Yonder]

Given uni is now being taught online, son is staying back home to save money. He is bored, listless, unengaged. He is sitting in his room, only in his briefs, trying to finish a homework assignment, but gets distracted with some porn. As he starts to get into it, he happens to notice a figure in the neighbor's window - someone is watching him. He decides to put on a show. For the next two Sundays it is the same. Only he is not sure who is watching him, particularly given the family are immigrants from Syria - the mother wears a hijab and he thought the daughter was away at school, but assumes she must be back like him.

On the fourth Sunday, he strips completely, and then stands up and walks right to his window, daring the voyeur to show themselves. Is it the mother? the daughter? or perhaps even the father?

 

[sirhugs]

Given uni is now being taught online, son is staying back home to save money. He is bored, listless, unengaged. He is sitting in his room, only in his briefs, trying to finish a homework assignment, but gets distracted with some porn. As he starts to get into it, he happens to notice a figure in the neighbor's window - someone is watching him. He decides to put on a show. For the next two Sundays it is the same. Only he is not sure who is watching him, particularly given the family are immigrants from Syria - the mother wears a hijab and he thought the daughter was away at school, but assumes she must be back like him.

On the fourth Sunday, he strips completely, and then stands up and walks right to his window, daring the voyeur to show themselves. Is it the mother? the daughter? or perhaps even the father?

ultimately, he discovers each has taken a turn...

 

[sirhugs]

Accidental Online Sex Show

The church has been broadcasting services online since the pandemic. As our protagonists enjoy sex on the altar, little do they know that someone had been testing the broadcast facilities, and accidentally left it running...and being saved up to the cloud...

 

[sirhugs]

How to get someone up for church...


~ the reluctant 18+ "child"

~ the sibling

~ the spouse

~ the room mate

~ the child's college roomie, visiting for the weekend

~ the wife's visiting college roomie, who hubby has always believed was wife's lesbian fling?

 

[sirhugs]

and sometimes on Sundays the twins swap...

(just because I did a double post)