Sunday Morning Coffee thread. A restful pause.

ThatsTheGuy

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Good morning. Thought this thread would be a good place to start the day. You know, have some coffee, cocoa, tea, or whatever to start your day.

So kick back back and chill while you're here. Forget everything else for a moment or 2. Then go back to work, play, or jack off.

Of course, I know how much all of you want to be like me, but don't even think about how to achieve such a monumental feat. I can be contagious. *achoo!*

So, I'll speak up. GOOD MORRRRRNNNNNNNNING!
 
I've been outside in my front garden watching the comings and goings on the beach while drinking my coffee.

Dress code? What dress code? Anything goes.

But if a man has larger boobs than his wife I think he should cover them...
 
I've been outside in my front garden watching the comings and goings on the beach while drinking my coffee.

Dress code? What dress code? Anything goes.

But if a man has larger boobs than his wife I think he should cover them...

Especially if he's wearing Speedos.
 
Spent half the morning fucking around with Docusign and a couple of voices on the other end of my cell phone. Now I can sit down and kick back with a well deserved, uninterrupted, mug full of coffee. :)
 
Good morning everyone. Busy day. Almost over slept.

Just had coffee. Wait......I did oversleep. Oh bother.
 
Good morning folks. *sips coffee innocently* I had a wonderful dream last night.
Some alt named "David_Bowie" had a crush on me and was chasing me around telling me how wet he was. Imagine that.

I bet David Bowie is spinning mad at that alt. Like, of all the charming, smooth, suave, intelligent, humble, nobel peace prize contenders to have a crush on, why me?:eek:
 
Good morning folks. *sips coffee innocently* I had a wonderful dream last night.
Some alt named "David_Bowie" had a crush on me and was chasing me around telling me how wet he was. Imagine that.

I bet David Bowie is spinning mad at that alt. Like, of all the charming, smooth, suave, intelligent, humble, nobel peace prize contenders to have a crush on, why me?:eek:

There's NO REASON to start gloating this early in the morning. So knock it off until at least the 3rd cuppa.
 
:)Good morning folks. Up and at it uh-gain. Had my coffee already. I couldn't wait for everyone to wake up. There's so much fun to have. And trouble to get into.
 
Hello. I'm doing some 8'O clock coffee beans this morning. Next time I'll get some "local" stuff - as they want to call it.

I've seen all kinds of crops and flower gardens in my area. But coffee beans? Pfft. Pull my other leg and I play jingle bells. Anything for a buck I guess.

We got some great local honey and cream/milk. Nobody beats our watermelons of course.

Then there's the chicken farms. We should get the world's greatest chickens award. I think someone in Tx or Alabama got that award last year. We'll be back though.
 
Tea. Irish Breakfast with a spoonful of sugar. As usual every morning. And a not so usual banana.

No, not that kind of banana.
 
I'm a little late today. Overslept and needed it. Already doing the laundry, walked my chihuahua warrior, and about to cut the grass again.

Damn grass seems to be growing faster this year.

*sips coffee*
 
Caffeine can make you keypress hold.
You took the words from my mouth.

Meanwhile, Sunday morning is over, as is the rest of the day. I slept through most of it. Now it's about time to sleep till the 8am meds washed down with the usual quadruple espresso. That might wake me up,

I'm looking for the keypress key. It's here somewhere.
 
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