Sunday evening...why not?

[mssweetangelina]

After my most recent "don't post often" thread received some attention and responses (albeit fleeting), I figured I might as well just create a new one and see if it receives any genuine interest

I'd like to find chat partners that are completely vain and self centered. If the sun rises and sets upon you, you're my guy.

Do you prefer brief, abbreviated text speak? Hmu.

Are you married, engaged, have a significant other or involved in a long term relationship? By all means, message me and lie about it!

Are you claiming to be something you're not? Living a well-crafted fantasy life online? Please, ensnare me!

Will you lose interest in chatting quickly when you realize I don't "perform on demand" then PLEASE spare me a few minutes of your time when it's convenient for you!

I figured any realistic attempts I've made to find an intelligent, honest, single and engaging chat buddy haven't been garnering good results so we'll see how this works for me.

Those of you who can appreciate my smartass post and understand what I'm truly looking for, please PM. Hell, look up my prior posts if you're really bored and looking to kill some time and want a little background 411.

That is all

 

[theprofessorisin]

 

[FurryFace]

After my most recent "don't post often" thread received some attention and responses (albeit fleeting), I figured I might as well just create a new one and see if it receives any genuine interest

I'd like to find chat partners that are completely vain and self centered. If the sun rises and sets upon you, you're my guy.

. etc.
. etc.
. etc.

Those of you who can appreciate my smartass post and understand what I'm truly looking for, please PM. Hell, look up my prior posts if you're really bored and looking to kill some time and want a little background 411.

That is all

Not me I'm afraid
But if you think you might want to chat to a warm, caring, intelligent gent (and I really do mean gent), then give me a try. What do you have to lose but a few minutes of your time? - Sent a PM
RSVP

 

[random_librarian]

Okay, this was funny as hell. Full marks!

 

[m_i7_]

Well..... That's just my luck. I don't tick any of those boxes. I have had 0 luck using PMs here although I've met some nice people. Tell me if you change your mind and want a 20 year old, nerdy black guy. I'd prefer it if you contacted me via kik (same username)

 

[jdc38]

After my most recent "don't post often" thread received some attention and responses (albeit fleeting), I figured I might as well just create a new one and see if it receives any genuine interest

I'd like to find chat partners that are completely vain and self centered. If the sun rises and sets upon you, you're my guy.

Do you prefer brief, abbreviated text speak? Hmu.

Are you married, engaged, have a significant other or involved in a long term relationship? By all means, message me and lie about it!

Are you claiming to be something you're not? Living a well-crafted fantasy life online? Please, ensnare me!

Will you lose interest in chatting quickly when you realize I don't "perform on demand" then PLEASE spare me a few minutes of your time when it's convenient for you!

I figured any realistic attempts I've made to find an intelligent, honest, single and engaging chat buddy haven't been garnering good results so we'll see how this works for me.

Those of you who can appreciate my smartass post and understand what I'm truly looking for, please PM. Hell, look up my prior posts if you're really bored and looking to kill some time and want a little background 411.

That is all

Well played, Madam, well played indeed.

 

[masterslave00]

After my most recent "don't post often" thread received some attention and responses (albeit fleeting), I figured I might as well just create a new one and see if it receives any genuine interest

I'd like to find chat partners that are completely vain and self centered. If the sun rises and sets upon you, you're my guy.

Do you prefer brief, abbreviated text speak? Hmu.

Are you married, engaged, have a significant other or involved in a long term relationship? By all means, message me and lie about it!

Are you claiming to be something you're not? Living a well-crafted fantasy life online? Please, ensnare me!

Will you lose interest in chatting quickly when you realize I don't "perform on demand" then PLEASE spare me a few minutes of your time when it's convenient for you!

I figured any realistic attempts I've made to find an intelligent, honest, single and engaging chat buddy haven't been garnering good results so we'll see how this works for me.

Those of you who can appreciate my smartass post and understand what I'm truly looking for, please PM. Hell, look up my prior posts if you're really bored and looking to kill some time and want a little background 411.

That is all

You made my day

 

[welshbeef]

You made my day

wtg girl lol

 

[InSearchofIncredible]

Wonderful, witty post. I love it!

 

[BidudeinWi]

After my most recent "don't post often" thread received some attention and responses (albeit fleeting), I figured I might as well just create a new one and see if it receives any genuine interest

I'd like to find chat partners that are completely vain and self centered. If the sun rises and sets upon you, you're my guy.

Do you prefer brief, abbreviated text speak? Hmu.

Are you married, engaged, have a significant other or involved in a long term relationship? By all means, message me and lie about it!

Are you claiming to be something you're not? Living a well-crafted fantasy life online? Please, ensnare me!

Will you lose interest in chatting quickly when you realize I don't "perform on demand" then PLEASE spare me a few minutes of your time when it's convenient for you!

I figured any realistic attempts I've made to find an intelligent, honest, single and engaging chat buddy haven't been garnering good results so we'll see how this works for me.

Those of you who can appreciate my smartass post and understand what I'm truly looking for, please PM. Hell, look up my prior posts if you're really bored and looking to kill some time and want a little background 411.

That is all

I've been reading your threads n posts! You're a VERY intriguing woman! You've hit damn near ALL of my buttons! There HAS to be a copy of you in my neck of the woods! Fingers crossed!!!!

 

[thinkingofyou3000]

After my most recent "don't post often" thread received some attention and responses (albeit fleeting), I figured I might as well just create a new one and see if it receives any genuine interest

I'd like to find chat partners that are completely vain and self centered. If the sun rises and sets upon you, you're my guy.

Do you prefer brief, abbreviated text speak? Hmu.

Are you married, engaged, have a significant other or involved in a long term relationship? By all means, message me and lie about it!

Are you claiming to be something you're not? Living a well-crafted fantasy life online? Please, ensnare me!

Will you lose interest in chatting quickly when you realize I don't "perform on demand" then PLEASE spare me a few minutes of your time when it's convenient for you!

I figured any realistic attempts I've made to find an intelligent, honest, single and engaging chat buddy haven't been garnering good results so we'll see how this works for me.

Those of you who can appreciate my smartass post and understand what I'm truly looking for, please PM. Hell, look up my prior posts if you're really bored and looking to kill some time and want a little background 411.

That is all

Quite a witty and charming lady. If only I qualified for any of your criteria, I would be all over you. But alas, it is just not me!