Summery's Mermaid Stolen by Pygmy Gypsies!

[Rhys]

They ran out of batteries too.

 

[Summery]

I her.

But, don't get me started about the clit stimulator.

 

[Sillyman]

What about the clit stimulator? Good? Bad? Blah? Frightening?

 

[Rhys]

From deep in the Amazon rainforest the sounds of extasy could be heard above the birdsong. The Awakkuratu tribe of Pygmy Gypses could be singing their tradtional mating carols but with a new twist. Incorporated into the chants were the english promotional verbage for the Mermaid, a blue plastic vibrator with flimsy accidentally detactable clit stimulator. Sociologists are puzzle by this odd turn of events, but theorise that the gypsies could have run across the phallic instrument on one of their north american forays....

 

[Summery]

What about the clit stimulator? Good? Bad? Blah? Frightening?

I think that part of the vibe is burned out. In the first week no less. It doesn't work the way I remember it the first few times.

 

[lilminx]

Summery, it just needs new batteries. Once you put in new ones, it will work just fine again.






Believe me, I know.

 

[Summery]

Laughing. And I thought, I was just too rough on her.
Thanks, minxie.

 

[lilminx]

No problem, chica. Let me know if my suggestion helps.

 

[Sillyman]

How much are they? The vibrator, not the batteries.

 

[Summery]

I paid $30.00

 

[glamorilla]

does it come in merman?

 

[Summery]

does it come in merman?

I feel as though I am now the poster woman for The Mermaid. Not just astroglide anymore.

I know Glam, it's just plain wrong... I have yet to come across a merman. Now that's something to think about.

 

[Rhys]

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=3551874#post3551874

Sociologists not Socialists

goddamit its early and don't fuck with my mind.

 

[Guest]

I paid $30.00

Mail order?

Local store?

How fast can it make you cum?

what's the battery life?

How 'bout a demo?

 

[Rhys]

I am trying to talk her into doing a webcast...

 

[Guest]

sign my name on the petition please.

 

[Jessie]

Holy shit..this thread made me snort orange juice...

Do you people realize how much that hurts?!?!?!


Fuck..but it was worth it.

 

[Rhys]

No orange juice snorting!

 

[Jessie]

Gee, it's kinda a little too late for that!


Owww..my nostrils are still burning...

 

[Rhys]

As a christmas gift, I think we should all chip in to get Summery some of those rechargable dilithium batteries. I think that has the potential to be the gift that keeps on giving!

 

[Rhys]

Gee, it's kinda a little too late for that!


Owww..my nostrils are still burning...

are your ears burning? I've been talking about you....

 

[JaymesBlond007]

A solar-powered donger. That's way to go. Just let it sit in the sun all day, and bang yourself silly all through the night.

Oh, that sounds like a good name for a song! "Bang yourself silly mama....."

 

[Jessie]

are your ears burning? I've been talking about you....

Oh my.... And what have you been saying Rhysums?

 

[Rhys]

Good things

 

[Summery]

No problem, chica. Let me know if my suggestion helps.

I adore you Minxie! You were right. All is right with my Mermaid.