calypso_21
Bound and willing
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- Apr 9, 2002
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Summery: So did you ever wonder what exactly goes on behind the scenes?
Calypso: Oh yeah...hmm...I'll tell you a few secrets...
Summery: Spill it! What do you know?
Calypso: I know it all. You see...
Steve of Blues Clues was asked to leave the show recently. He allegedly skadooed one too many times.
Burt officially moved out of the apartment he has shared with Ernie for well over 25 years now. He couldn’t handle Ernie’s animal fetishes.
Swiper the Fox has been brought up on charges of stealing one map, backpack, floatie, chocolate tree, key, and boat. If convicted he may serve tres de cinco annos.
The Cow who allegedly jumped over the moon…merely mooned the fork while the dish fucked the spoon behind the bush.
Wee Willie Winkie was arrested last night…he forgot his nightgown.
Scooby Doo…well he did…and then some.
Velma Dinks lost her glasses last night so she doesn’t know whom she lost her virginity to.
Bob the Builder tried to make a move on Wendy FINALLY but Mrs. Potts who has a thing for Wendy too and is awfully lonely…called for her pipes to be cleaned…only Bob had a hose long enough.
The reason Big Bird kept Snuffleupagus a secret for so long…well you’ve seen his snuffle haven’t you?
Eeyore’s not sad…he just hasn’t gotten any in a very long time…he’s lost more than his tail.
Dora the Explorer does more than explore the outdoors…how do you think the monkey wound up wearing those boots?
Have you heard Dora sing about Chocolate…that is SO not what she is talking about stirring up! Little cum slut.
The Wild Thornberrys ~ what the hell is it with the monkeys and young girls?
Well there you have it...there is so much more too...
Calypso: Oh yeah...hmm...I'll tell you a few secrets...
Summery: Spill it! What do you know?
Calypso: I know it all. You see...
Steve of Blues Clues was asked to leave the show recently. He allegedly skadooed one too many times.
Burt officially moved out of the apartment he has shared with Ernie for well over 25 years now. He couldn’t handle Ernie’s animal fetishes.
Swiper the Fox has been brought up on charges of stealing one map, backpack, floatie, chocolate tree, key, and boat. If convicted he may serve tres de cinco annos.
The Cow who allegedly jumped over the moon…merely mooned the fork while the dish fucked the spoon behind the bush.
Wee Willie Winkie was arrested last night…he forgot his nightgown.
Scooby Doo…well he did…and then some.
Velma Dinks lost her glasses last night so she doesn’t know whom she lost her virginity to.
Bob the Builder tried to make a move on Wendy FINALLY but Mrs. Potts who has a thing for Wendy too and is awfully lonely…called for her pipes to be cleaned…only Bob had a hose long enough.
The reason Big Bird kept Snuffleupagus a secret for so long…well you’ve seen his snuffle haven’t you?
Eeyore’s not sad…he just hasn’t gotten any in a very long time…he’s lost more than his tail.
Dora the Explorer does more than explore the outdoors…how do you think the monkey wound up wearing those boots?
Have you heard Dora sing about Chocolate…that is SO not what she is talking about stirring up! Little cum slut.
The Wild Thornberrys ~ what the hell is it with the monkeys and young girls?
Well there you have it...there is so much more too...
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