Summer, Oh Summer, Where for art thou?

[Draco]

January in New Zealand it's supposed to be SUMMER. Last year we baked in temperatures of 25-30+ (celcius) each and everyday. This year so far, 6 thunderstorms in 10 days, floods, bridges washed out, rain, grey cloudy skies and did I mention rain. The heaviest rain in 50 years (Akaroa 13/01/2002). What has gone wrong here. Why has the summer not arrived. This time last year we faced one of the worst droughts in recorded history. This year the sunniest town in NZ (Blenhiem) recorded half the sunlight hours of last year and double the rain. Are other places (both in NZ and abroad) facing this?

 

[The Squid King]

Winter, oh winter......Where art thou.

No, It is just the opposite. It used to snow where I live in the wintertime. Now it snows less and less. I miss the snow(but just a little bit).

 

[Mensa]

Here we go again!

Scientists are reporting that El Nino is reforming in the Pacific Ocean. Seems like we just got over his last visit.

 

[Summery]

Here I am!

Oh, you meant the other kind of Summer.


What's up Sugar Daddy?

 

[Never]

Someone calling my name?

Okay, just a FYI, 'where for' = 'why?'.
Your thread title is saying, "Summer, oh summer, why are you?"

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Summer - Never.

Nope sorry gorgeous it dont work that way...

 

[Nigel]

I hate to get technical and Shakepearean on you....

Someone calling my name?

Okay, just a FYI, 'where for' = 'why?'.
Your thread title is saying, "Summer, oh summer, why are you?"

Thank you, Never, for clearing that up. It's a pet peeve of mine....

But the word is actually "wherefore" - one word. When Juliet says "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?" most people don't think of her next line, which is "Deny thy father, and refuse thy name...." What she's saying is Why are you Romeo....why are you a Montague? - because of that whole Capulet/Montague feud....

Just my 2/5 ths of a nickel....

Nigel

 

[Draco]

Someone calling my name?

Okay, just a FYI, 'where for' = 'why?'.
Your thread title is saying, "Summer, oh summer, why are you?"

so I'm not an english major...

 

[Draco]

Here I am!
Oh, you meant the other kind of Summer.
What's up Sugar Daddy?

I see the Grammer Police are out in force this evening

Hows your night, Summer?

 

[Mensa]

Apropos of nothing.

so I'm not an english major...

My great-grandfather was an English Major, then he was promoted.

 

[Summery]

I see the Grammer Police are out in force this evening

Hows your night, Summer?

Don't worry about it sweets!

I would be doing better if I could sleep. I have to be at work at 6am.

So, when are you going to open up the new club?
*having thoughts of pudding*

 

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[Draco]

*climbing on my soapbox*
Ahem...I hate this place at times. Its full of self-righteous a-holes who think they know everything. I make one little mistake in a thread title and next minute the Grammer Police are out in force with riot shields and batons at the ready. What is it with some people? So what if I've only got a high-scholl education. Lets see them recover an email server from a system crash. I may not "talk properly" at times. Isn't that my perogative to use slang? The thread title sounded good to me. And I'm the only one who matters, along with the select few here I call friends. To the rest of them. F**K the Hell OFF.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Originally posted by Mensa
My great-grandfather was an English Major, then he was promoted.

Mensa...pal. I hope this one was true. If not that was really lame dude, and I don't think I could handle seeing you fall to that side.

...whistling nonchalantly, covering all spelling errors, as not to alarm any Grammar-Nazi's.

tip-toes back into the shadows like the cool SuperSecretDoubleBad-assedNinjaAgent that he is...

 

[Summery]

Hello Summery one *muah*

Hello Dragony one *hands him a vodka*

Summer has at last arrived here... just got out of the pool after a nikked swim

Hello Foxy Lady! Lucky you....would you mind sending a little summer my way!

 

[Draco]

*having thoughts of pudding*

i kinda like
"having THOughts IN pudding"

 

[Draco]

Hello Dragony one *hands him a vodka*

Thanks Foxy-one. I'm gonna need a few of them to give me the dutch courage I'll need to man the barricades. Did you notice this is now a shakespearian thread, no longer a moan about the weather...?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

i kinda like
"having THOughts IN pudding"

 

[Summery]

i kinda like
"having THOughts IN pudding"

Are you saying this is the new name?

I was just meaning I was having thoughts of being in pudding!

Hello T.H.



Summer Rose the naked pudding wrestler

 

[Draco]

*donning Shakespearian costume*

"Romeo, oh Romeo, Get the fuck out my garden you daft half-wit."

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Hello T.H.
Summer Rose the naked pudding wrestler

Hi SR how's it going... I should send Draco the full photo of what is in my av, I'm sure it would put him off his pudding

 

[Draco]

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Mensa...pal. I hope this one was true. If not that was relly lame dude, and I don't think I could handle seeing you fall to that side. [/B]

Jaymes...you made a spelling mistake. Correct quick before you get batoned as well......

 

[Summery]

Hi SR how's it going... I should send Draco the full photo of what is in my av, I'm sure it would put him off his pudding

LOL It would probably cheer him up! He isn't too happy about the grammer police.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

*donning Shakesearian costume*

"Romeo, oh Romeo, Get the fuck out my garden you daft half-wit."

The silly git wasn't there anyway, he was down at the boozer for the 6 o'clock swill with all the other cockies

 

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A Midsummer Night's Dream