suitable for hi-jacking

[Lisa Denton]

You are one horny bitch.

I luvvit!

Birds of a feather fuck together, or sumpthin like that.

 

[Guest]

Birds of a feather fuck together, or sumpthin like that.

Roaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Birds of a feather fuck together, or sumpthin like that.

Lisa darling, that picture is just a teeny bit creepy, cool, but creepy.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Lisa darling, that picture is just a teeny bit creepy, cool, but creepy.

This from a cute lil duck with horns?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

This from a cute lil duck with horns?

I never said I wasn't creepy too.


CD ~ Creepy Duck

 

[English Lady]

*chuckling at the madness*


I do think that devil duckie AV is very cool!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

*chuckling at the madness*


I do think that devil duckie AV is very cool!

Madness? Here? Never!

Quack-Quack

 

[English Lady]

oh my.....*blush*


what a thing to say


*quack *

 

[Lisa Denton]

oh my.....*blush*


what a thing to say


*quack *

You blush so cutely!!!

 

[English Lady]

Was I being hit on there and I missed it?

Damn!

 

[Lisa Denton]

Was I being hit on there and I missed it?

Damn!

Yes, but don't feel bad, not only did I miss your reply I lost the whole freakin thread. What was the subject of this thread? Oh yea, anybody else see that new Shania Twain Concert? The one where she invites me up on the stage and we ....... wait, was that a dream I had? NEVERMIND

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Just one of thos unanswerable questions.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Just one of thos unanswerable questions.

RFLMAO!!!!! Ooooh, Amicus is gonna beat you with a big stick, or was that what the pic was?

 

[Vincent E]

Knee-slappers

Hi-jacking?

That sounds like a guy masturbating on the top rung of a ladder. Get it? Hi-jacking

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he he ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh that's a hot one.


What do you call a man worn out from masturbation?

A tire jack.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he he ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, that's good.


What do you call a merchant who masturbates in the shop?

A jack of all trades.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he he ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I must be butter, 'casue I'm on a roll.

Thank-you, ladies and germs. Vincent will be performing each night in the main room after hours. Please, the management asks you to leave the spitballs at home.

 

[McKenna]

*applause for Vincent*

 

[Guest]

para Vincenzo:

 

[Vincent E]

*applause for Vincent*

Wow, that's a first. No, really, Ive been throw out of worse places than this with better jokes.

Of course I was thrown out by other comics becasue I was stealing their material.

But considering some of the crap they were writing I could only be charged with petty theft.

it was only fair in my mind. One of those guys walked off with the only clean shirt I had for the show. It was a real white collar crime.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he he ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Stop me before I pun again.

 

[McKenna]

Wow, that's a first. No, really, Ive been throw out of worse places than this with better jokes.

Of course I was thrown out by other comics becasue I was stealing their material.

But considering some of the crap they were writing I could only be charged with petty theft.

it was only fair in my mind. One of those guys walked off with the only clean shirt I had for the show. It was a real white collar crime.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he he ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Stop me before I pun again.

ba dum dum *cymbol crash*

 

[Vincent E]

ba dum dum *cymbol crash*

Finally, someone who knows how to deliver a real rimjob...

er, I mean rimshot. Rimshot. I swear I meant rimshot.

Oh great, now I'm bound to lose this gig.

Of course I was bound to get this gig in the first place. Boy did those handcuffs chaffe.

Thank-you, thank-you. You've been a wonderful crowd. Really.

The last time I saw this many happy faces there was a lynching.

It was a mob informant dangling from the end of a rope. I guess you could call him a real song and dance man.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . The last time I saw this many happy faces there was a lynching. . . a mob informant dangling from the end of a rope. . . a real song and dance man.

. . . For I’m just a puppet on a string
You can do ’most anything to me . . .

 

[Vincent E]

. . . For I’m just a puppet on a string
You can do ’most anything to me . . .

Well, let me tell you kid, that AV gives me plenty ideas.

Hey, why don't you come backstage to my undressing room and let me tickle your humerus.

I'll give you a real lesson in physiology: the hip bone's connected to the thigh bone; the shoulderbone's connected to the collar bone; and I have a bone that needs a little connecting too.

Speaking of strings, you look a little warm in that outfit. Feel free to make yourself more comfortable while I get you liquoured up, er, I mean pour you a drink.

 

[Lisa Denton]

You peoples can not seem to stay on the subject of this thread, I will help.




What all can a bear get away with before he is accused of bestiality?

 

[dirtylover]

hi

hi chaps - I haven't been round here for a while ... so a big hello to everybody

Has anybody read Eats, Shoots and Leaves? It says something about the emoticon being a kind of replacement for punctuation...and the rise and rise of the elipsis (...)

I've got back from driving around Europe and Morocco and am now training to be a teacher - it's incredibly hard work.

Anyway, hope you have all been having fun... unfortunately I don't have regular internet anymore (in the backwaters of Wales),

hugs and kisses on cheeks,

dirty

 

[Guest]

dl: on another thread just the other day I and Loulou (I think it was Lou) were saying how we missed you. So glad to hear from you.

take care, Perdita

p.s. you must go to the audio thread (McKenna's) and record yourself for us.

 

[dirtylover]

You know what? - I bin missing you guys too, I'd love to stay and chat, catch up on all the gossip and what not, but i really got to go to bed. I'll catch up soon....