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Huckleman2000 said:
Colly, in the time you've had me on ignore, I've probably agreed and supported your arguments more often than not. I know I've complimented you, said that you invariably give reasoned and well-supported arguments, and stick to them without going off the deep end and flaming out, so to speak. I didn't spend a good part of my night going back and re-reading articles about this case because I don't respect you, or because I want to hurt you somehow. You honestly provoke me to question myself and re-affirm (or not) the conclusions I hold.

However you've taken that last post, I can assure you that I didn't mean to attack you personally. Believe me, if I wanted to get personal, I'd have been far more insulting. :eek:

When I said that your post making excuses for voting irregularities because of the complexity of the system was a copout, I meant exactly that. It wasn't a personal attack - I meant that there are far more complex systems that we rely on every day, especially where money is exchanged, that function perfectly well. The phone company keeps track of who I called, how long I was connected, what tariff to charge, whether it's taxable on a federal, state, or local level, not to mention my last payment and customer service call, to say nothing of keeping the system up and running despite power outages. They do that because the government requires them to. Same thing with banks, although they'd probably do it even if the government didn't require them to. Lord knows, they don't miss charging you for any little thing they can.

The voting system isn't unfair because it's too complicated. It's unfair because politicians want it that way, or because no one has held them accountable to fix it. Probably a combination of the two. You can argue that the money hasn't been allocated to implement a decent system, and you'd be right. But, given the irregualrities over the years, the fights over Jim Crow laws, murders of voter registration activists, court battles over motor-voter laws, etc., plus the felon (and near-match) purging and all the other shenanigans that took place particularly in Florida in the run-up to the 2000 election, settling on "the system is too complicated" as a reason for voter disenfranchisement strains credulity. It's pretty clear that one side or the other has a vested interest in unfair voting systems, and they're both working the system to try and institutionalize whatever they deem advantageous to themselves.

All of this serves to say that, I agree with you that undervotes in one county are as worthy of being counted as in another county. They all should have been counted. It wasn't just the Gore campaign that was selective - the Bushies had their axe to grind about the absentee ballots postmarked late through the Armed Forces Post as well.

So, the system is unfair, which makes it a federal case. Not because it's unfair to the candidates - equal protection protects the rights of citizens, eg, the right to vote and have their vote counted. The Constitution doesn't confer express rights to candidates running for office, at the expense of regular citizens' rights. The right to a free and fair election is a right of the citizenry, not a candidate, and an obligation of the government - the state government, specifically.

Well, except in this case. :rolleyes:

This is where it gets murky, because the Supremes agreed pretty much that selectively recounting in one area wasn't fair to the entire state, because the various voting methods weren't uniform. They said something to the effect that voters' who followed the instructions' votes would be diluted by counting votes that didn't get counted the first time because their chads were hanging. Arguably, counting votes even in just those counties would still lead to a more accurate statewide vote, since more legitimate votes would have been counted. Colly listed a whole string of counties, but without population figures it's impossible to determine whether the 4 counties in question represented 10% or 95% of the statewide vote. My guess is closer to the latter. Okay, kick it back to the state to see what they can do to remedy the situation....

The state Supremes responded by extending the certification deadline, so that they could do a statewide recount or something. Except, their state law didn't specify that as the remedy. I don't think it specified any remedy, but that's a moot point now.

Because once it got kicked back to the Supremes, they intervened to enforce the state laws that they had, in effect, just ruled were in violation of the equal protection clause. They said that the state law didn't allow for judicial review, and so the court had no recourse to extend the deadline, thus voiding the recount, because there was no way it could be completed by the state's deadline to certify electors.

Offhand, I can see several complications arising from this. First, in intervening where they decided that a state's laws allowed no judicial review, they are opening up a can of worms that federal courts can review state election laws - a power granted to the states specifically in the Constitution - to disenfranchise legitimate votes. Second, in identifying voting inequities in a state, but choosing not to rectify them, nor allowing the state to rectify them, they are usurping the voting power of that entire state to their own interpretation.

I"ll freely admit that I'm pissed at the Supremes for this decision, and that my anger stems from partisan ideology. And a lot of that anger results from what I, and many more learned legal people, consider a judicial coup.

I respect you and your arguments, Colly, but I just don't think they're entirely valid, and furthermore, I don't think that your arguments are any less partisan than mine, regardless of the fact that you're arguing for the winning side. I'm not some lone voice inthe wilderness accusing the Supremes of partisanship in this case, and from what I can find, even those who agree with the outcome aren't very enthusiastic about the legal arguments.


Huck,

I most likely get the feeling you are attacking me because the language you use is provcative. If such is not the case, then I owe an apology for reading more into it than was intended. So I will apologize, I'm sorry for taking things personally when that was not your intent.


I've been to the Atm before. It has been, out of order, out of money, taken my card for an invalid PIN when it's the same pin and same card I have been using for years & months respectively, processed a transaction, debited my account and given me no money, etc. It is well run, but ATM machines are also money makers and thus, it behooves the owners to see them run efficiently, yet like any complex system, it fails. In my experience it fails often. Nuclear power reactors fail, airplanes fail, buildings fail, my car radio has failed, my car has failed. These systems don't approach the complexity of the voting process. Assuming it does not fail or should not fail is ignoring the fact that is is predisposed to fail, by virtue of it's complexity.

You have over 200 million individual voters, god knows how many poll workers, observers, technicians, a wide variety of voting machines, all prone to their own particular kinds of failure, an Ad Hoc procceduarl system for how votes are cast, tallied and recorded. The odds of every voter who wants to vote, being registered to vote, making it to his or her polling place on the specific day, clearing the check in proceedure, casting their vote, having their vote tallied, verified and recorded are simply astronomical. That assumes no human or machine error will occur in registering voters, in getting up to date valid lists to all polling places, of every single machine used to tally votes functioning as it was designed to do, etc. the odds are astronomical this would occur just once, much less as a matter of course. there is no cop out inherent in admitting failures both large and small are probable, if not guarenteed. It would seem to me, the position that ignores reality is that of people who refuse to accept these mistakes do occur or who look to them to explain away a loss, not those who admit they occur and have been in practically every election ever held.

Perhaps one side or the other or both are politically motivated not to fix certain problems, but no perfect solution exists which either can be accused of implicitly ignoring. A better system certainly exists, but to implement it you face huge outlays of money, time, manpower and endless rows over the exact nature of the system as well as constituional questions of states rights and equal protection. It's so daunting, there should be little wonder most politicos just don't feel like investing their prestige in such a campaign.

No, the equal protection clause does not guarentee the rights of a candidate over the rights of voters. That does not, however, mean that federal laws don't extend such protetion to candidates. They do. They are a response to and hopeful fix for machine politics. And it mkes sense, that the fed should keep individual districts, municipalities or states from making the voting process in their respective territory biased for or against a candidate. Equal protection of those who voted was not the issue at hand when the supremes took the case, Bush V. Palm County canvassing board. The issue at hand was whether or not manual recounts in selected districts was fair. They decided it was not fair to the candidates as it gave one an advantage. Deciding that selective recounts was unfair in no way superceeded equal protection for the voters. It simply demanded all voters be given the same opportunity to have their votes counted, reguardless of what county they voted in.

In the 5-4 decision, the supremes said no more recounts would be conducted. Let's assume for a moment Scalia recused himself and let us further assume without his influence one or more conservative justices decided to vote with the liberals. Recounts may now continue and it's 10 o'clock on the 12th. Would it have made a significant difference? Lets look at what you have to assume for it to make a difference.

You have until midnight on the twentith to submit your state's electors.

1. We must assume Al Gore can get all of the undervotes, in all 22 counties manually counted. Sher said the Herald's outside firm took weeks to do the recount, but you have days.

2. We must assume that no one in the republican counties makes any effort at obstruction, either through court action or simple inaction. We must assume this because if even one county isn't done, then the results from none of those hand counted can be tallied according to the 7-2 decision. That has made it all or none.

3. We must assume these counts are done in such an efficient, methodical and uncontestable way that the GOP has no grounds to ask for a stay while a court reviews the process. Keeping in mind that they don't even really need a valid excuse, simply one a court finds plauisible enough to hear.

4. We must assume the total of the under votes gives Gore a victory. And we must further assume that the margin is sufficent to make hand recounting the absentee ballots a moot point. Else the GOP will file suit that they must be tallied manually as well and that relief is likely to be granted by a lower court based on the 7-2 decision.

5. We must assume Al gore gets this done and still has time to file suit and have a court order Harris to repudiate the results she has already certified and re certify the results of the hand recounts. We must further asume harris and Govenor Jeb Bush don't challenge that ruling, dragging it to district court and appealing it to the high court.

6. Al must then file suit again, because the odds of a GOP dominated state house overturning the slate of electors they have already approved is practically nil without said court order.

7. We must assume the GOP will not resubmit the original slate in competition with the new Gore slate and we must assume if they do resubmit it, they will still vote quickly and in favor of Gore's electors.

And he has to get all of that done in just 194 hours. Is that realistic? Probable? Plausible?

It would seem to me more plausible the GOP would immediatly file suit claiming that the method of determining vaild undervotes differed from county to county and thus was not fair as Democratic canvassing boards were using less stringent methods. Lets also assume no GOP contolled county beings its recount while that contention is before the courts, on the grounds that they would be wasteing taxpayer money if they were forced to start over again with a newly agreed upon standard. We will also assume the GOP files this complaint in one of their GOP controlled districts in order to get a judge who will grant a stay of ll recounts while the issue is before him. And the beat goes on. I'm not even a razzel dazzel lawyer and I can come up with enough "issues" to keep things tied up for six days. How many do I legitimately need to see frittered away before completing the count in all 22 counties becomes an impossibility? Do I even need to burn one?

I find myself spending an inordinate amount of time here because I am being baited into arguing the wider implications of the election.

My contention was I was tired of hearing the Supremes being bashed. I need to stick to that as i freely admit, the wider implications are just too contentious and too deeply held to make it worth the struggle for either side.

If there was judicial wrongdoing, it was, IMO, at the state level. Had the Fla. Supreme court not taken a partisan stance, but instead said manual recounts had to be conducted in all counties that had undervotes, the issue would not have even been reviewable by a federal court to begin with. It is only when they approved the Manual recounts in selected counties that the Bush camp had recourse to the federal courts. This decision could have been issued early enough to actually allow counties to get the recounts done and might still have yeilded a Gore Victory. But it was a far less assured result than just counting Democratic strongholds.
 
Colleen Thomas said:
Huck,

I most likely get the feeling you are attacking me because the language you use is provcative. If such is not the case, then I owe an apology for reading more into it than was intended. So I will apologize, I'm sorry for taking things personally when that was not your intent.


I've been to the Atm before. It has been, out of order, out of money, taken my card for an invalid PIN when it's the same pin and same card I have been using for years & months respectively, processed a transaction, debited my account and given me no money, etc. It is well run, but ATM machines are also money makers and thus, it behooves the owners to see them run efficiently, yet like any complex system, it fails. In my experience it fails often. Nuclear power reactors fail, airplanes fail, buildings fail, my car radio has failed, my car has failed. These systems don't approach the complexity of the voting process. Assuming it does not fail or should not fail is ignoring the fact that is is predisposed to fail, by virtue of it's complexity.

You have over 200 million individual voters, god knows how many poll workers, observers, technicians, a wide variety of voting machines, all prone to their own particular kinds of failure, an Ad Hoc procceduarl system for how votes are cast, tallied and recorded. The odds of every voter who wants to vote, being registered to vote, making it to his or her polling place on the specific day, clearing the check in proceedure, casting their vote, having their vote tallied, verified and recorded are simply astronomical. That assumes no human or machine error will occur in registering voters, in getting up to date valid lists to all polling places, of every single machine used to tally votes functioning as it was designed to do, etc. the odds are astronomical this would occur just once, much less as a matter of course. there is no cop out inherent in admitting failures both large and small are probable, if not guarenteed. It would seem to me, the position that ignores reality is that of people who refuse to accept these mistakes do occur or who look to them to explain away a loss, not those who admit they occur and have been in practically every election ever held.

Perhaps one side or the other or both are politically motivated not to fix certain problems, but no perfect solution exists which either can be accused of implicitly ignoring. A better system certainly exists, but to implement it you face huge outlays of money, time, manpower and endless rows over the exact nature of the system as well as constituional questions of states rights and equal protection. It's so daunting, there should be little wonder most politicos just don't feel like investing their prestige in such a campaign.

No, the equal protection clause does not guarentee the rights of a candidate over the rights of voters. That does not, however, mean that federal laws don't extend such protetion to candidates. They do. They are a response to and hopeful fix for machine politics. And it mkes sense, that the fed should keep individual districts, municipalities or states from making the voting process in their respective territory biased for or against a candidate. Equal protection of those who voted was not the issue at hand when the supremes took the case, Bush V. Palm County canvassing board. The issue at hand was whether or not manual recounts in selected districts was fair. They decided it was not fair to the candidates as it gave one an advantage. Deciding that selective recounts was unfair in no way superceeded equal protection for the voters. It simply demanded all voters be given the same opportunity to have their votes counted, reguardless of what county they voted in.

In the 5-4 decision, the supremes said no more recounts would be conducted. Let's assume for a moment Scalia recused himself and let us further assume without his influence one or more conservative justices decided to vote with the liberals. Recounts may now continue and it's 10 o'clock on the 12th. Would it have made a significant difference? Lets look at what you have to assume for it to make a difference.

You have until midnight on the twentith to submit your state's electors.

1. We must assume Al Gore can get all of the undervotes, in all 22 counties manually counted. Sher said the Herald's outside firm took weeks to do the recount, but you have days.

2. We must assume that no one in the republican counties makes any effort at obstruction, either through court action or simple inaction. We must assume this because if even one county isn't done, then the results from none of those hand counted can be tallied according to the 7-2 decision. That has made it all or none.

3. We must assume these counts are done in such an efficient, methodical and uncontestable way that the GOP has no grounds to ask for a stay while a court reviews the process. Keeping in mind that they don't even really need a valid excuse, simply one a court finds plauisible enough to hear.

4. We must assume the total of the under votes gives Gore a victory. And we must further assume that the margin is sufficent to make hand recounting the absentee ballots a moot point. Else the GOP will file suit that they must be tallied manually as well and that relief is likely to be granted by a lower court based on the 7-2 decision.

5. We must assume Al gore gets this done and still has time to file suit and have a court order Harris to repudiate the results she has already certified and re certify the results of the hand recounts. We must further asume harris and Govenor Jeb Bush don't challenge that ruling, dragging it to district court and appealing it to the high court.

6. Al must then file suit again, because the odds of a GOP dominated state house overturning the slate of electors they have already approved is practically nil without said court order.

7. We must assume the GOP will not resubmit the original slate in competition with the new Gore slate and we must assume if they do resubmit it, they will still vote quickly and in favor of Gore's electors.

And he has to get all of that done in just 194 hours. Is that realistic? Probable? Plausible?

It would seem to me more plausible the GOP would immediatly file suit claiming that the method of determining vaild undervotes differed from county to county and thus was not fair as Democratic canvassing boards were using less stringent methods. Lets also assume no GOP contolled county beings its recount while that contention is before the courts, on the grounds that they would be wasteing taxpayer money if they were forced to start over again with a newly agreed upon standard. We will also assume the GOP files this complaint in one of their GOP controlled districts in order to get a judge who will grant a stay of ll recounts while the issue is before him. And the beat goes on. I'm not even a razzel dazzel lawyer and I can come up with enough "issues" to keep things tied up for six days. How many do I legitimately need to see frittered away before completing the count in all 22 counties becomes an impossibility? Do I even need to burn one?

I find myself spending an inordinate amount of time here because I am being baited into arguing the wider implications of the election.

My contention was I was tired of hearing the Supremes being bashed. I need to stick to that as i freely admit, the wider implications are just too contentious and too deeply held to make it worth the struggle for either side.

If there was judicial wrongdoing, it was, IMO, at the state level. Had the Fla. Supreme court not taken a partisan stance, but instead said manual recounts had to be conducted in all counties that had undervotes, the issue would not have even been reviewable by a federal court to begin with. It is only when they approved the Manual recounts in selected counties that the Bush camp had recourse to the federal courts. This decision could have been issued early enough to actually allow counties to get the recounts done and might still have yeilded a Gore Victory. But it was a far less assured result than just counting Democratic strongholds.


Well, if you put it that way... ;)

Thanks for such a detailed response - and for so many in this and other threads! I respect your responses very highly. I'm sorry, I do write provocatively at times. Still, I try to advance the discussion, and I try not to be pig-headed. And, I don't shy away from being a bit of a sarcastic jerk sometimes. I'm sorry if I've offended you in the past, Colly, or in the present. If I were a trial lawyer, I'd probably be one of those who dresses funny, uses props and schtick, drives everyone nuts, and wins some cases he shouldn't. Don't take it personally, but feel free to ignore me if that style makes you crazy. I'll try to rein it in. :rose:

I can't refute your arguments, and you're right in outlining above that actually getting a recount done in the time allowed would have been a stretch, even without all the legal challenges. Absent that reality, I hadn't fully considered what it might have taken to accolplish it. Here in WA, the vote counting for Governor went on for weeks - after they swore her in, even, on a provisional basis.

Still, while I can't prove it definitively, I believe the Supremes voted their politics in this one. If the roles of Bush and Gore had been reversed, I think the case would have been decided differently. And, while we both bemoan the steps taken before the election to disenfranchise voters, or the stupid decisions made that had the same unwitting effect, those issues are like salt on the wound to me. Who was it that said There are no coincidences?

Many people in my generation look to the assassinations in the '60s as their loss of innocence, and to Watergate as the birth of cynicism about their government. In retrospect, though, in Watergate the system actually worked. Men of conscience in the Republican party stepped up, the courts generally ruled in favor of a more open and accountable government, and we got rid of the crook in the White House.

Who'd ever have thought that one day we might look back on that with nostalgia?
 
Huckleman2000 said:
Many people in my generation look to the assassinations in the '60s as their loss of innocence, and to Watergate as the birth of cynicism about their government. In retrospect, though, in Watergate the system actually worked. Men of conscience in the Republican party stepped up, the courts generally ruled in favor of a more open and accountable government, and we got rid of the crook in the White House.

Who'd ever have thought that one day we might look back on that with nostalgia?

Who'd ever have thought we'd see this:

"Where is Richard M. Nixon now that we finally need him?" ~ Hunter S. Thompson
 
Huckleman2000 said:
Well, if you put it that way... ;)

Thanks for such a detailed response - and for so many in this and other threads! I respect your responses very highly. I'm sorry, I do write provocatively at times. Still, I try to advance the discussion, and I try not to be pig-headed. And, I don't shy away from being a bit of a sarcastic jerk sometimes. I'm sorry if I've offended you in the past, Colly, or in the present. If I were a trial lawyer, I'd probably be one of those who dresses funny, uses props and schtick, drives everyone nuts, and wins some cases he shouldn't. Don't take it personally, but feel free to ignore me if that style makes you crazy. I'll try to rein it in. :rose:

I can't refute your arguments, and you're right in outlining above that actually getting a recount done in the time allowed would have been a stretch, even without all the legal challenges. Absent that reality, I hadn't fully considered what it might have taken to accolplish it. Here in WA, the vote counting for Governor went on for weeks - after they swore her in, even, on a provisional basis.

Still, while I can't prove it definitively, I believe the Supremes voted their politics in this one. If the roles of Bush and Gore had been reversed, I think the case would have been decided differently. And, while we both bemoan the steps taken before the election to disenfranchise voters, or the stupid decisions made that had the same unwitting effect, those issues are like salt on the wound to me. Who was it that said There are no coincidences?

Many people in my generation look to the assassinations in the '60s as their loss of innocence, and to Watergate as the birth of cynicism about their government. In retrospect, though, in Watergate the system actually worked. Men of conscience in the Republican party stepped up, the courts generally ruled in favor of a more open and accountable government, and we got rid of the crook in the White House.

Who'd ever have thought that one day we might look back on that with nostalgia?


Frankly, I've never doubted your intellifence or knowledge of subjects. Simply knowing a priori your intent isn't to attack me, It would be rather childish to put you on ignore again. as the only reason I had you there was my perception of personal invective. I do again apologize for simply jumping to the conclusion that was your intent. :)

The supremes may well have voted their politics in the second vote. A five four split tends to lead me to believe their was as much an ideological divide as anything else in 5 -4 splits. I believe the 7-2 decision was not ideological or political though. I really don't think selective recounts were fair. I just don't see how they could be as they would weight the vote of particular districts heavier than the votes tallied overall indistricts with similar machines.

They might have served all concerned better by allowinbg the recounts to continue, with the stipulation that all districts had to be counted for any to be accepted, but I think that would have lead to more confusion, recrimination and accusation. On the other hand, it might well have stilled criticism of them. Hard to say.
 
*nods* That's the rub of it. Practical or not, going forward without the recount was always going to leave a lingering doubt. Tough one.
 
BlackShanglan said:
*nods* That's the rub of it. Practical or not, going forward without the recount was always going to leave a lingering doubt. Tough one.


If you accept the premise a recount would have taken longer than the time alloted, then you also must face a potent reality. What happens if, on the 20th deadlin the slate of Bush electors is approved, on the first or there abouts a join session approves the election results and GWB is president elect and somewhere before he is inagurated the final tally shows a Gore wictory?

By allowing those recounts to continue in an official capacity, you are inviting a constituional crisis of untold magnitude, one for which there is no precedent and no mechanism for dealing with. The Supremes had to be aware of the risk that invited. GWB would still be president as the results would not matter since they were not tallied before the 20th deadline, but the entire nation would know the man in the whkite house was not supposed to be there.

That's a huge risk to the very stability of our form of government. In the end, perhaps the uncertainty, recrimination and political tomahawk wielding was considered to be less destructive than the other possible outcome?
 
Colleen Thomas said:
If you accept the premise a recount would have taken longer than the time alloted, then you also must face a potent reality. What happens if, on the 20th deadlin the slate of Bush electors is approved, on the first or there abouts a join session approves the election results and GWB is president elect and somewhere before he is inagurated the final tally shows a Gore wictory?

By allowing those recounts to continue in an official capacity, you are inviting a constituional crisis of untold magnitude, one for which there is no precedent and no mechanism for dealing with. The Supremes had to be aware of the risk that invited. GWB would still be president as the results would not matter since they were not tallied before the 20th deadline, but the entire nation would know the man in the whkite house was not supposed to be there.

That's a huge risk to the very stability of our form of government. In the end, perhaps the uncertainty, recrimination and political tomahawk wielding was considered to be less destructive than the other possible outcome?

It's difficult to pose a more destructive outcome than the one we are witnessing.
 
shereads said:
It's difficult to pose a more destructive outcome than the one we are witnessing.


Would the result be any less devestating? there is no mechanism by which GWB would not have assumed the presidency. the 20th deadline is pretty set in stone. Even if a court order were inacted to null the Florida electors, neither candidate would ahve had a plurality. A vote by the house along party lines would still have made W president.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by shereads
It's difficult to pose a more destructive outcome than the one we are witnessing.

Colleen Thomas said:
Would the result be any less devestating? there is no mechanism by which GWB would not have assumed the presidency. the 20th deadline is pretty set in stone. Even if a court order were inacted to null the Florida electors, neither candidate would ahve had a plurality. A vote by the house along party lines would still have made W president.

She's right and, since Bush would be seen as even less worthy than he already is, the country would be even more divided than it is. Of course, Gore might have run in 2004 and won.
 
shereads said:
It's difficult to pose a more destructive outcome than the one we are witnessing.

I can't agree there. If they put Bush in and count the vote done, everyone who didn't want Bush in is angry, and everyone has some lingering doubts about whether the election was run well or indeed whether any elections are as smooth and perfect as we hope. Still, mathematically speaking, only about half of the population is quite upset about this and might be termed strongly affected, and they are only affected for four years, until the chance for the next election.

On the other hand, if the process of counting had continued and led to a situation that effectively destabilized the government of the country, leading to long-term instability not only of this administration but of the entire electoral process and inviting continued and ever-increasing legal delays and challenges to every election from that point forward, everyone in the country would have been severely affected, and affected for decades to come. While I do think that there are times when stability needs to be shaken up a bit lest it become inflexibility, I don't think that this was the time or way to go about it. Electoral reform would be a good idea, to the extent that any of these issues can be resolved - and I think Colly makes a good case for the idea that some can't. But electoral reform that comes at the cost of making the presidency a permanent and ongoing locus of legal wrangles for the rest of our lifetimes is not, I think, a good choice.

And yes, I recognize that you'll feel that Bush has made ample other decisions that make his presidency a bad one and a bad result. However, given that you would have felt that way however he came to office, whether disputed or not, I think that not the main issue in debating how the recounts were handled.

I'll also say this; I'm willing to adhere to this principle that the stability of a civil government is worth some sacrifices when the sacrifices are from my side. I think this one of the more clear arguments, for example, for obeying the law even when it condones what those of us opposed to abortion consider the killing of human beings. We must recognize that actions like bombing abortion clinics and attacking abortion providers destroy society's ability to function in a humane fashion and encourage a state of constant murder and chaos, a result worse even than the sacrifice we must accept to prevent it. So long as we have a system in which power can change hands peacefully and there is some - if flawed - ability to seek lawful redress of grievances, we must treasure those things. Too much of the world lacks them, and where there is neither peace, nor cooperation, nor respect for the lives and rights of others, nothing prospers.

Shanglan
 
Dang it. I thought this was supposed to be a light-hearted jab type of thread. You folks are all serious and stuff and usin' big words. Luckily, the current president isn't big on readin' anyhow.


How about: "Has anyone seen my pants?" I want SOME politician (besides Clinton) to start with that line.
 
Evil Alpaca said:
Dang it. I thought this was supposed to be a light-hearted jab type of thread. You folks are all serious and stuff and usin' big words. Luckily, the current president isn't big on readin' anyhow.


How about: "Has anyone seen my pants?" I want SOME politician (besides Clinton) to start with that line.

Muahahahaha. Or ... make it a visual. Just have Condoleeza Rice come to the ceremony wearing a blue Gap dress ... ;)

( :kiss: Still glad you're back. :kiss: )
 
BlackShanglan said:
Muahahahaha. Or ... make it a visual. Just have Condoleeza Rice come to the ceremony wearing a blue Gap dress ... ;)

( :kiss: Still glad you're back. :kiss: )

Missed ya too, Blackie!

How about:

"Redneck in the White Hiz-ouse!"
 
Evil Alpaca said:
"Redneck in the White Hiz-ouse!"

*cackles* Oh please yes - it wouldn't be suitably moronically punk-ass unhip without the "Hiz-ouse"!

Or possibly borrow from Reagan? "We've declared war on Russia. Bombing will commence in five minutes."
 
BlackShanglan said:
*cackles* Oh please yes - it wouldn't be suitably moronically punk-ass unhip without the "Hiz-ouse"!

I just picture him "raising the roof" while saying the line. I spent too much time watching JimJab today.
 
Evil Alpaca said:
Dang it. I thought this was supposed to be a light-hearted jab type of thread. You folks are all serious and stuff and usin' big words. Luckily, the current president isn't big on readin' anyhow.


How about: "Has anyone seen my pants?" I want SOME politician (besides Clinton) to start with that line.


Evil fuzzy wuzzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*HUGS*!
 
Colleen Thomas said:
So good to se you back :)

Glad to be back!
With that said, I'm goin' tah sleep. I'm doing something rather silly tomorrow, and I need my sleep. :D

Catch ya on the flip side.
 
Evil Alpaca said:
...How about: "Has anyone seen my pants?" I want SOME politician (besides Clinton) to start with that line.

BWAHH!

[Stands, walks to closet, unpacks another keyboard...]
 
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