Sucky Birthdays !!!

[iceprincess]

lalalalalal

 

[Guest]

You poor thing.

I try to ignore my birthday because I am cursed. Every birthday I've celebrated has ended up being terrible. I've been dumped, in a car accident, fussed out by an in-law...blah, blah. I could go on.
I just have to laugh. It truly is sitcom material.

I don't want to be over 27 anyways. I think I'll skip 'um all together.

Hang in there!

 

[lovetoread]

My birthday...

wake up at 5:30 on a summer morning to babysit....5 kids..no school...

husband not remembering the day till later....tells me not to be a bitch because he forgot....

big animal fight.. get hurt...

burnt something in the microwave smoke goes everywhere...

fell down front steps and hurt my butt.

there was more,but I am trying to forget.

And to top it all off on my next one I will be 30.

Please tell me that yours was much better than mine.

 

[pipercatt]

Mine was last weekend, and the pits. I'd kinda figured it was going to be, and it didn't let me down!

First off, I was hormonal.
Only got 2 hours of sleep due to insonmia.
Then I went to lunch with an acquaintance who kept hitting on me, even though I told him to stop.
During said lunch received a phone call that my grandmother passed away.

Now, that was a day for the record books.

And Love to Read, don't feel bad, it was my 32nd.

 

[llee69]

Here is my typical type of birthday.

Was given the day off work - good
course without pay and had to make up the hours - bad

Drove an hour to see my girlfriend - good
Got there and cought her in bed with someone else - bad

Drove back home crying, got a speeding ticket - bad

Called a friend to bitch to. she listened - good

She took me out to dinner to a new mexican restaurant - Good
we both got food poisoning and puked forever - bad.

so to hell with birthdays I say.

 

[llee69]

The best birthday I have had in the past 30 years

Thinking about it, I need to say what my best birthday has been.

I signed my divorce papers on my birthday several years ago.

Somehow that has been my best birthday ever!

 

[mistyc]

I know what you mean.

Mine's just a run of the mill miserable days.

First my husband forgets
Then my 3 kids forget
My brother forgets.

Then I sit and think about my twin sister who I haven't seen in 42 years and wonder if she's thinking of me.

That would be what I want for my next birthday, to be re united with her.

So sis if you happen to be a member of the lit fam. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I MISS YOU STILL.

I wasn't wishing for anything, but would have been nice for them to acknowledge.

It is now 2 days later, and they still forgotten.
Then the real downer is I turned 46.

 

[Ree]

Mine was last year when I turned 31. The whole day itself wasn't bad, just run of the mill depressing being 31 but then after I got all my "Happy Birthday" calls, I realized I didn't get one from my dad. Now how can you forget your own child's birthday. I never heard a Happy Birthday from him but that is just how he is. He never wants to admit he made a mistake. Boy, that sounds an awful lot like a pathetic therapy session.

 

[iceprincess]

lalalalala

 

[Gamelover221]

OK, so I was thinking....yes I know I do that too much....if you have a SO that forgets your birthday, maybe you should go shopping and put a big bill on their credit card! Then when your SO sees the bill they will say, "What happened here???" You can reply, "That's the birthday present you bought me...or don't you remember?"

 

[seXieleXie]

on my brother's most recent birthday he was hit by a car going about 30 pm while he was riding his bike. he was riding his bike home from his ex girlfriend's house, who had just dumped him.

he trumps everyone i know on bad birthday stories.