sucking out the venom

[sirhugs]

on a two person desert hike, one hiker is bit high on the thigh by a poisonous snake. They need to extract the venom, and recall hgow on old movies, you slit the bite open, and suck out the venom...

the proximity leads to arousal...

could be adapted to many combinations to suit category of choce.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I'd have the male hiker get bit directly on the cock.

She has to suck him off to save him, and extracts both types of "deadly venom".

But he dies in orgasm from poisoning.

 

[StevenWill]

Reminds me of...

a story my dad used to tell me about a little boy who was told by his dad about how you have to suck the venom from a snakebite. The little boy asked what would happen if you got bit on the butt. Dad says, "That's when you find out who your friends are."

 

[Hotcappucino]

Reminds me of an old joke:

Joe and Bob were hiking in the desert when, suddenly, a rattlesnake strikes out of nowhere, biting Joe in the crotch. Joe falls to the ground, writhing in pain as the snake slithers away.

"Joe, Joe, are you okay?" Bob asks.

"Arrgh, fuck! It bit me right on the end of my dick!" Joe says through gritted teeth.

Bob becomes frantic, he doesn't know what to do. He pulls out his cell phone and dials 911.

"Help!" Bob cries to the operator. "My buddy's been bitten by a rattler!"

"Where are you located?" the operator asks.

"I don't know. We're in the middle of the desert."

"Can you drive him to a hospital?"

"No, we left our car about five miles back."

"Okay, let me connect you with a hospital and they can give you first aid instructions."

Meanwhile, Joe is still writhing in agony. "Don't worry, Joe, they're connecting me with a doctor," Bob says to him.

"Okay, Bob," Joe says, beginning to go into shock.

After a few moments, a voice comes over the phone: "Mesa General Hospital."

"My best friend's been bitten by a rattlesnake," Bob says. "I need someone to tell me what to do."

"Let me connect you with ER," the hospital operator says.

"Hang on, Joe, I'm getting a doctor," Bob says to Joe.

"ER, Doctor Harris speaking."

"Doctor! My best friend was just bitten by a rattlesnake, and we're in the middle of the desert, and we don't know what to do!"

"Okay, just calm down. Do you have a sharp knife?"

"Yes, sir."

"Okay, here's what you do. I want you to take your knife and make an X-shaped cut over both holes where the fangs went in. Understand?"

"Yes, sir."

"Then, put your mouth over the cuts and suck out some venom. Be sure to spit it out right away. Then just keep sucking out as much venom as possible until no more comes out. Okay?"

"Yes, sir."

"Then get him to a hospital as fast as you can. You got all that?"

"Yes, sir."

"Okay, good luck."

"Okay, thanks doc."

Bob hangs up the phone and looks down at his buddy.

"Bob," Joe says weakly. "What did the doctor say?"

"Joe," Bob says with sorrow. "Doctor says you gonna die."