Sucking Balls

[DarlingBri]

Problem Child...

...come sit over here, sugar... <evil grin>

Seriously, I do find it sexier (umm, not sexy... scrotums just aren't sexy in my book) when they're hairless. It's the difference between being willing to play with them orally and wanting to play with them orally. Smooth is just inviting.

That said, I've never asked a lover to defuzz their balls. I guess it's not that important to me.

Shaving's OK, by the way, but waxing is better

 

[Problem Child]

Uh...honey, I am into giving my lover every incentive to place her mouth or any other body part on or in any of my various body parts, but I think that dinosaurs will roam the earth before I ever wax my nutsack.

 

[Whispersecret]

LMAO, PC. That is funny.

Well, actually, it's not. I think the wax would probably take away more than the hair in that sensitive little area. Ouch.

 

[Problem Child]

Yes Whisper...I draw the line at shaving.

Taking a piece of paper (paper has quite a bit of tensile strength, by the way) and glueing it with wax to a part of my anatomy that has the resistance to tearing close to an overripe peach skin and then yanking firmly just doesn't appeal to me, for some weird reason.

 

[MinkSoul]

i'm with Problem Child on that waxing thing

i'll melt em (nair) i'll even try {{Shudder}} shaving em again but....




i Ain't gonna rip em out by the roots....


....just the thought of that makes me walk funny....

 

[DarlingBri]

Oh, sorry...

I wasn't suggesting that you wax your sacs. Ugh. I was saying that for *women* waxing is better than shaving. It's known as a Brazilian Wax and it's brilliant. You have to not be shy, of course, because you get pretty damn gynocological with the nice woman who does it, but it's a fantastic result.

By the way, the lady who does my waxing also waxes some strippers, for obvious reasons, including one who has her ass waxed, which I've always found hysterical.

"While you're down there..."

 

[Problem Child]

I know you weren't talking about waxing balls Darling... It was just an opening for me to inject a little humor. I'd dry up and blow away if they took that from me.

Also it gave me a chance to point out that I adore bald pussies, and what harm could ever come of that?

 

[DarlingBri]

Well....

Seeing as they've taken away your little blue pills, I suppose humor is your only salvation

 

[Problem Child]

Little blue pills...how did you know?

*wanders away babbling incoherently*

 

[DarlingBri]

Because...

...all the cool kids take them

Now, where did I put mine?

 

[TonyG]

Bri

Thought I'd look back here before I dragged myself to bed and I just realized that you have spent almost your entire english night in this thread. You first response was at 2:55AM your time and now it is 4 hours later.

I feel honored.

 

[DarlingBri]

I'm telling you...

Anything to answer stimulating questions on scrotums

 

[KillerMuffin]

You just have to get rid of it and move along.

There's nothing more to see here, folks, just move along.

Truthfully, one of the suckers is the max that will fit comfortably (for him) inside the Muff's mouth. After that, well the squeeze is too tight and it's just not fun anymore. Not only that, I haven't noticed that ball sucking does eye bulging (unless you count in horror) wonders for the guy. The skin around the balls is incredibly and horrifically sensitive. Somehow, I don't think balls have nerves, it's more the thought that they're in a mouth than anything. So I generally suck on the skin around it, particularly the spot where the ball meets inner thigh. Oh my gawd does the whimpering in ecstasy just get a little loud there buddy? Licking the balls, lipping at the skin, and pulling one into my mouth with my tongue has brought a bit of success for me in the past. I have a long tongue, or so I've been told. I haven't figured out what the definition of a long tongue actually is. Delicacy, fragility, and gentle are the operating words here. Lips and tongue on the sac itself seem the best. But being the Muffster, I can't resist sinking my teeth into something. So during the hump-Muff's-face-thrashing-in-ecstasy moments, I tend to bite on the inner thigh. How hard depends on how much we like to be bitten. So I generally pretend that my job is to lick and lick all the chocolate off of a peanut butter cup without biting or sucking, except on a lovely pair of balls. Neh?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Uh...
I think I need to change my pants now.

 

[Cheyenne]

Also, couldn't God have made men with hairless balls? Does Magic lotion work on scrots?

Yes it does! Do the patch test though, as suggested. Just as women should patch test before covering their pussy with the stuff.

I love bare balls!

[Edited by Cheyenne on 03-31-2001 at 05:05 AM]

 

[Mr.curious]

I'm not sure if it can de done or not, But I wish she'ed try. OH YA BABY.

 

[Gaucho]

Maybe it's just me or maybe it's because I've just never been with the right lover but the whole experience is overrated for me. I love having my balls fingered and played with but if your mouth is going to be between my legs, I've got something else down there that would occupy it much better.

Any sighs coming from me as you mouthed my balls would be sighs of thankfulness that you didn't get a sudden hankering for Rocky Mountain Oysters.

 

[WriterDom]

If you could get both my balls in your mouth, I think you could get a tennis ball there.

 

[Isolde]

ROFLMAO...this thread has gotten hysterical since I left. See what happens when I take a night off?

As for shaved pussys...I had one guy who would shave mine as a kind of foreplay...it was really arousing and got things off to a great start. Of course you have to really, really trust your partner for that one.

 

[chal13]

Hairy balls?

I'm very hairy, but I like getting oral sex so I shave down there. But I don't really like my balls sucked on. For some reason this make my dick go soft. It might be that I'm afraid they will suck to hard :-}