Subtle Porno Dialogue in 10 words or less! (No pics, gifs, or memes)

[barefootgirl69]

I don't watch (hush! This is my story!) but something I said caused @GreatWhiteCock to think this would be a good thread.


So, let's see what you can come up with!

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Am I speeding, Officer?"

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

"Will that be cash or card for your pizza?"

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Can I talk to you about this grade, Professor?"

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

"How will you explain yourself?

 

[DirtyMarine]

"You sound all hot a bothered! You should stop speeding! " said the officer

 

[billrokra]

"Well, lady, this job will need my big tool."

 

[Bisexguy70]

Get on all fours and suck that cock sissy boy

 

[barefootgirl69]

"What seems to be the problem with your car?"

 

[DirtyMarine]

" It's not my car. "

 

[BrendaBear]

You believe you are “gifted”? Well, prove it.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

"Need a hand with that?"

 

[BrendaBear]

Officer, do those handcuffs hurt?

 

[DirtyMarine]

You believe you are “gifted”? Well, prove it.

(Wrapping it in a bow)

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Is  that your brother?"

 

[Inbef]

How could you be stuck in the washing machine?

 

[DirtyMarine]

Officer, do those handcuffs hurt?

Only if I want them to

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

"What are we doing today step bro?"

 

[DirtyMarine]

I'm not your brother

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Skinny dipping?! I didn't bring my bathing suit!"

 

[DirtyMarine]

You said you had a leaky pipe?

 

[DirtyMarine]

Delivery for a ... um.... for a, oops wrong house!

 

[barefootgirl69]

"It's awfully hot out. Want a cool drink?"

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Delivery for a ... um.... for a, oops wrong house!

Hell nah, this the right house

 

[DirtyMarine]

I could stay for a drink.

"It's awfully hot out. Want a cool drink?"