Subs first tasks, your ideas

[Homburg]

You need better exposure then.

I just have trouble with the idea of cold soup, period. MIS explained it further by saying that it was similar to V8 (which I enjoy), but better. I still can't wrap my head around it.


ETA: And now I want some V8, dammit.

 

[Keroin]

I just have trouble with the idea of cold soup, period. MIS explained it further by saying that it was similar to V8 (which I enjoy), but better. I still can't wrap my head around it.


ETA: And now I want some V8, dammit.

Mmmmm, cold soup is yummy! Cold paw paw (papaya) soup is one of my favorite dishes here. Add a few hot chillies and...yowza!

 

[JMohegan]

i love a good gazpacho, homemade with all fresh ingredients. now i have to steal my grandmothers recipe.

Come to think of it, 'learn how to make good gazpacho from scratch' would be a very, very fine task.

 

[MisterSir]

I just have trouble with the idea of cold soup, period. MIS explained it further by saying that it was similar to V8 (which I enjoy), but better. I still can't wrap my head around it.

Maybe it's because I don't like hot drinks, but I rather like cold soup, so long as it's not been left to congeal. Cold cream of chicken, though I feel rather like one of those idiots on the cooking channels, is a really damn nice summer food. Takes some getting used to, sure, but I'd happily have it every day.

Matter of fact, I'm going to have some now.

 

[Netzach]

Come to think of it, 'learn how to make good gazpacho from scratch' would be a very, very fine task.

Blender
tomato
onion
parsley, or cilantro if you are like that
knife
cutting board
garlic
I put in really cold white wine in small amounts
blend and put in a glass.

Barbituates optional. (This is a Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown reference)

5-10 min.

Personally, I just want someone to go to the post office for me and mail all my crap.

 

[MisterSir]

Personally, I just want someone to go to the post office for me and mail all my crap.

That's what this topic was originally about? I could use somebody offering me a job, that'd do.

 

[intothewoods]

Blender
tomato
onion
parsley, or cilantro if you are like that
knife
cutting board
garlic
I put in really cold white wine in small amounts
blend and put in a glass.

Barbituates optional. (This is a Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown reference)

5-10 min.

Personally, I just want someone to go to the post office for me and mail all my crap.

Geez, someone's feeling subbier than thou!

 

[Netzach]

Geez, someone's feeling subbier than thou!

Nah, more like when I weigh gazpacho vs. shipping in my life, it's the former that's the better DIYODS.

M makes a mean gazpacho too, though.

 

[Netzach]

That's what this topic was originally about? I could use somebody offering me a job, that'd do.

Gimme about another year and I could maybe make you a non sweatshop offer.

 

[MisterSir]

Gimme about another year and I could maybe make you a non sweatshop offer.

Sold. I'd take an offer halfway between the real world and a sweatshop at this point if it were close to home, but something with a reasonable salary? In this day and age. Sold.

 

[intothewoods]

Nah, more like when I weigh gazpacho vs. shipping in my life, it's the former that's the better DIYODS.

M makes a mean gazpacho too, though.

Did you hear that Splendid Table episode about gazpacho? How it's really tomatoes, bread, olive oil and s&p in Spain? Or something like that. Made me want to find a good recipe...

 

[southernsky]

this is great why don't you write my paper for me (only 4 pages left), and go hire a personal masseuse to show up here tomorrow at 6 pm. Don't care what you have to do to get her here, but she's got to be good. None of this "oh i'll massage you myself" shit either. Oh and as long as the sky's the limit, I've really been wanting a bigger yard and a llama. Could you possibly re-build my fenceline and trade some sort of goods or services for a llama and bring him over? TIA!!!

 

[satindesire]

I have a belly full of pregnancy rash that needs to be scratched with something sandpapery. Preferably sandpaper...180 grit would be great if you don't have anything else that might help remove several layers of my skin.

Then you can feed my cats and take them to the vet for their shots. Rocco will claw your eyes out as soon as he hears the carrier, so wear protective gear. May I suggest a flak jacket, military overalls, those silver baked-potato-man heat resistant gloves and a beekeeper's helmet?

Mow and rake the backyard while you're at it. It's only about 90 degrees outside right now, at 10:30 a.m. in Oklahoma. It just rained last night, too, so do mind the humidity and mugginess.

Oh, and the chiggers and mosquitoes.

After that, you can drive me to the mall and buy me an ice cream cone, then help me pick out some new maternity clothes.

Thanks.

 

[MisterSir]

I have a belly full of pregnancy rash that needs to be scratched with something sandpapery. Preferably sandpaper...180 grit would be great if you don't have anything else that might help remove several layers of my skin.

Additional: Trying to speed up the task with a power sander? Noooooooot the brightest idea one could ever have. Without going into specifics, there's a reason I'm no longer allowed in seven of your United States.

 

[satindesire]

Additional: Trying to speed up the task with a power sander? Noooooooot the brightest idea one could ever have. Without going into specifics, there's a reason I'm no longer allowed in seven of your United States.

Is it because you're so darn cute?! *supercheese!*

 

[MisterSir]

Is it because you're so darn cute?! *supercheese!*

I can't decide which of two posts to use, so take whichever one of these you prefer:

1) "No, that's why I'm no longer allowed in six other, separate states or anywhere the New England Patriots are playing. I'm told Brady got jealous, and the fact I have both my original ACLs just rubbed salt in the proverbial knee injury."

2) "Remind me, which trimester of pregnancy is it that women get ridiculously horny and actively hit on anything with two legs and a penis? Because...well, you get where I'm going with this, right?"

Multiple-choice posting. This should be a new trend.

 

[satindesire]

I can't decide which of two posts to use, so take whichever one of these you prefer:

1) "No, that's why I'm no longer allowed in six other, separate states or anywhere the New England Patriots are playing. I'm told Brady got jealous, and the fact I have both my original ACLs just rubbed salt in the proverbial knee injury."

2) "Remind me, which trimester of pregnancy is it that women get ridiculously horny and actively hit on anything with two legs and a penis? Because...well, you get where I'm going with this, right?"

Multiple-choice posting. This should be a new trend.

I'd pick B. But that's just me. >_>