Sub Convention 2006

[brioche]

Clanker also refers to a person who practices sex with tools and hardware, like hammers and drills. This being an offshoot of appliancy which is a fetish of kitchen appliances and other appliances.

Um. And how exactly do you know this, Xelebes?

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Clanker also refers to a person who practices sex with tools and hardware, like hammers and drills. This being an offshoot of appliancy which is a fetish of kitchen appliances and other appliances.

So my hardware fetish is "appliancy"? How cool! Another term to totally confuse my shrink with! Wooo-hoo!

 

[Xelebes]

Um. And how exactly do you know this, Xelebes?

A few people have told me about this. At first it was a joke until we then realised some people actually do this. Of course in not so elaborate scenes because it is rather a new concept people have not been exposed to. It was first a joke on "furries" and "yiff" porn but it took onto something else...

 

[jadefirefly]

Will I wind up crying if I ask what "yiff" porn is?

 

[Xelebes]

Will I wind up crying if I ask what "yiff" porn is?

Hardcore furry porn. The word "yiff" is derived from the sound supposedly made my foxes mating, as many furries take on the anthropomorphic personalities of foxes, wolves and cats.

 

[jadefirefly]

Ah...

I just can't get into all of that. I mean, it's one thing to purr now and then, or whatever. The dressing up is just a teensy bit much for me.

 

[Xelebes]

Ever see Catwoman? That would count as furry with a touch of pvc.