stupidist rant ever

[paganangel]

i just accidentally spilled a whole plate of pasta down the sink! i've never been so pissed about something so small. now i'm even hungrier than i was b4.













oh yeah and i just had sex with a girl i almost married 5 years ago.

 

[lisalove]

Before or after the pasta spilled?

 

[Monazwx]

Probably before.
He needed to regain his strength.

 

[paganangel]

Probably before.
He needed to regain his strength.

precisely.

so the question is....what do i eat now? i shouldn't at all cause i'm headed to bed, but i'm starving.

 

[Monazwx]

Popcorn is always a good snack.
Light but filling.

 

[Nora]

cinnamon toast.

but not in bed. The crumbs will drive you bonkers.

 

[Eumenides]

We must all be hungry...

No one's acknowledged that Paganangel had sex!

 

[paganangel]

We must all be hungry...

No one's acknowledged that Paganangel had sex!

it's the shockof it all.

 

[islandman]

oh yeah and i just had sex with a girl i almost married 5 years ago.

So, did you spill it because you were mad at yourself for not having married her, or so happy that you didn't?

 

[paganangel]

oh man...i'm happy i didn't marry her. boy am i happy.

happy.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[paganangel]

A big bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios always works for me.

So you didn't marry her...but was the sex still good?

i'm a man, honey. yes it was good. but not like it used to be.

 

[Cheyenne]

oh yeah and i just had sex with a girl i almost married 5 years ago.

Which rule of yours did ex girlfriends fall under on your sex partner hunt? Without looking it up, I think it was #6...

 

[Private Vasquez]

#6 was "no roofies."

 

[Cheyenne]

#5 then? There was a no booty call to ex's in there somewhere. I'm too lazy to search for it- bed time for me!

 

[Never]

Re: Re: stupidist rant ever

Which rule of yours did ex girlfriends fall under on your sex partner hunt? Without looking it up, I think it was #6...

Damn, she's good.

PV, what do you mean 'no roofies'? Don't be silly, bopping them on the head might cause permanent damage.

 

[Private Vasquez]

They're his rules. I suggested a Mickey, but apparently that wasn't good enough. Hot pasta might do the same trick.