Stupidest D/s related comment.....

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This is a good one

I don't have a foot fetish, but I do have a shoe addiction.

And my rant was because I find a foot fetish in a submissive rather boring.

However I do not find shoe shopping boring.

 

[FungiUg]

You wouldn't whip her with tiramasu would you?

Messy! Very messy! Hmmm... but very yummy.

 

[Desdemona]

Last I heard from her, she was taking red's advice and running from me as fast & far as she could....
Dunno WHY

I'm here... I've been otherwise engaged lately, but I'm baaaack.

 

[niteshade]

Paddle, or licorice whip depending on if it's a shoe, or undergarment?

You wouldn't whip her with tiramasu would you?

Oh, yes! Pick me, Pick me! I tried that stuff, it's good!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Oh, yes! Pick me, Pick me! I tried that stuff, it's good!

To whip, or shove down your throat?

 

[niteshade]

To whip, or shove down your throat?

Whatever makes your little heart go pitter pat. That stuff is Good- I will take how I can get it.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Whatever makes your little heart go pitter pat. That stuff is Good- I will take how I can get it.

My heart doesn't pitter patter.

It races when exerted, or beats slowly when i'm still.

 

[niteshade]

My heart doesn't pitter patter.

It races when exerted, or beats slowly when i'm still.

You don't think a race equates with a pitter patter?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

You don't think a race equates with a pitter patter?

Not when i run it.

 

[niteshade]

Not when i run it.

Oh?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Oh?

Chuckling ... can't match that one.

 

[niteshade]

Chuckling ... can't match that one.

Oh, wow... I finally got you!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Oh, wow... I finally got you!

Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin.

 

[niteshade]

Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin.

Well, Hell. Couldn't you have allowed me my illusions awhile longer?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Well, Hell. Couldn't you have allowed me my illusions awhile longer?

60 seconds can be a lifetime.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

"I clocked the jizz from a friend
Of yours named Vanessa Bet (Bet)
She said u told her a fantasy
That got her all wet (Wet)
Something about a little box with a
Mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot
I knew that we could slide"

 

[Guest]

I have my AV posted on my MSN profile as well, alternating it with other pics... I do this because in my opinion, it is art... He made it for me, to represent me, and I love showing it off. This guy whispered me, asking if that was me in the pic... I said, no, I wish...having wings would rock.

He then asked why I had the pic up... I said cause I like it, duh, and that it had been made for me, and kinda fit. He asked if I liked to be tied up...again, I said duh.

He then goes off on a rant, telling me that I am an evil scubbus (sp?) and that my goal in life is to eat men's souls.... that I have the black heart of the devil (didnt know he had one) and that I will rot in hell.


My thought? Do they have wax?

Hmmm Lesseee----

Evil Succubus - check
Eat Mens souls - check
Black Heart of the Devil- check
Rot in Hell - Provisional check (which part)
Likes to be tied - Double check

Well so far so good - you sound just about perfect to me.

EKVITKAR

P.S. It REALLY is a NICE pic.

 

[Guest]

"Sir, you can't take torch lighters on the aircraft."

"i'm late for my flight. Can i go?"

"Sir, if you have anyone here at the airport, you can step back thru and hand it off to them."

Looks back at the security line ... 50 people deep.

"i'm late for my flight."

"Sir, i'm sorry, we have to confiscate it."

"i understand that sir, i'm late for my flight. You can do whatever you like with it, including sticking it up your ass lit."

"CAN"

"i"

"GO"

"NOW?"

"Uh, yes Sir."

"Thank you."

Hey - done this one- Years ago - Jeeze I was meeting a plane with my blasted aunt on it of all things. Note: not get on a plane - just meet one. And this was -oh... I guess ten years ago.
Thought the buttmonkeys were gonna make me greet it naked.
What a bunch of friggin wankers.

EKVITKAR

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Have to post the whole damn thing ...

but look for it in red.

Warnings !!!

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
____

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
____

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
____

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
____

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
____

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
____

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
____

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
____

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
____

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
____

WARNING:
The crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode.
____

Now you have to ask yourself, "Why in the hell did either need alcohol to get in that state?"

 

[FungiUg]

Will it hurt?

 

[niteshade]

Hmmm Lesseee----

Evil Succubus - check
Eat Mens souls - check
Black Heart of the Devil- check
Rot in Hell - Provisional check (which part)
Likes to be tied - Double check

Well so far so good - you sound just about perfect to me.

EKVITKAR

P.S. It REALLY is a NICE pic.

Thank you! I really like the pic, myself, and it is always nice to be told one is perfect.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Now this is stupid

I was approached by this guy last night who asked me this:



How do you sexually serve your submissives?"


ROTFLMAO

I told him he had Me mixed up with a girlfriend or wife. I do not serve, I AM served.

 

[il mio angelo]

Re: Now this is stupid

I was approached by this guy last night who asked me this:



How do you sexually serve your submissives?"


ROTFLMAO

Medium well with a side of fries....

 

[ethereal~minx]

We're not equals~~I'm the Dom! if I'm happy, that's all that matters.

 

[Ebonyfire]

We're not equals~~I'm the Dom! if I'm happy, that's all that matters.

Well that works for Me...<snickering>