Stupid question about penis length.

[CuriousMischeif]

When measurements are given, are they when the penis is soft or erect?
I know its moron question you dont need to point it out. oh and the nick is a pun.

 

[ReadyOne]

Erect, of course.

The "normal" sampling technique is to have a guy put a post card between his penis and his belly and use a pencil to mark the length. Most reports come back 1/2 inch exaggerated.

The condom makers actually make field measurements at places like Cancun during spring break.

And generally, it's circumference/girth that's the more important measure. Divide it 3.14 or multiply it by 7/22 to get diameter. It turns out girth and length can fall in the same ranges, so quote diameter the keep the numbers obvious as to meaning.

 

[lovechild27]

now I have to ask who is needing penis measurements...

 

[Bobmi357]

Penis measurements aren't measured in inches, centimeters or tenths of nautical miles. They are measured in decibels. IE the number of decibels she generates when you're using it!

 

[Succulent-one]

Penis measurements aren't measured in inches, centimeters or tenths of nautical miles. They are measured in decibels. IE the number of decibels she generates when you're using it!

I'm with Bobmi

 

[A7inchPhildo]

If you are needing to give her twelve inches and a lot of pain just fuck her twice then smack the shit out of her. She will enjoy it trust me. You might need to fuck her more than twice, Ahhh, I see why you need to know the length now.

Just remember man it is 12 inches covnince her she does not know how to use a ruler, it is easier then really making it a foot.