Stupid Nic Tricks, or How to Keep the PMs to a Minimum

[Silken Semen]

This thread is just for fun...the idea is to come up with fictitious screen names that would NOT be appealing in the chat rooms. Maple Sugar and I started doing this for laughs the other night, and it was a blast. So if you think up a funny one, come here and post it. Please note that this is not intended to be a place where you cite actual nics that you've seen; that would be mean, and besides, it's too easy. So...to get things started, here are a few (pre-emptive apologies if any of these do actually belong to someone--I swear that, as far as I know, I made them up):

Heavy Clearasil User

SPACKLE

Cum_on_my_Corns

Porkin' Beings

Gumslut

Clitty Litter

Back Hair Topiary

Spandex Abuser

 

[Guest]

 

[prettygrneyes]

Mona Lot...

 

[Silken Semen]

lol prettygrneyes....i think Mona might get a lot of PMs...this thread is for BAD nics!

 

[prettygrneyes]

lol prettygrneyes....i think Mona might get a lot of PMs...this thread is for BAD nics!

Ok sorry

 

[Silken Semen]

NP...thanks for playing along.

 

[mike_mike02128]

Lil_boy_blue

Lester the Mole Man

 

[Maple Sugar]

Stupid Nics

Mole Man!! LOL...good one...

What about some opposites of the words we see all the time...

Dry_Scratchy_Lips

FrigidOne

Cumless

LimpDick Wonder

Whatd'ya think??

 

[Silken Semen]

Those Aren't Pimples

Sunken Chest

Four Cows Died to Make These Pants

Empty Speedo

Glistening Carbuncle

Li'l Gassy

1SexyMime

Lice!

 

[Arden]

You people are a RIOT!!!!!!

I haven't laughed so damn hard in ages! Man I must be sick!

Ok, my contributions:

Rancid_Meat_To_Eat

OozingPuss_tule

Festering_Sores

CrabbyMound

 

[gr8dad2]

ok lets see:

pimple dick

HIVman

Fugly Chic

soresRus

Mr Cumnomore

Ginger Vitis

Herpes Stinks

Vaginosis Diver

I could go on but I am making myself gag

 

[Arden]

Oh god, I forgot the most obvious...

LorenaBobbit

 

[Silken Semen]

omg--Ginger Vitis--I love that one!

Keep it up--tell your friends--Stupid Nics rule!

 

[n-erasmus]

How about ...

sputznspitz

geezer

ballbuster

tremblytits

herpeshal

 

[Batch]

Butt_Cheez

2manychins

Jabbas_Twin
Thighs_Rubbalot

 

[Batch]

Hawks_A_Loogee

 

[omahaman2]

inch man

 

[Batch]

King_of_Farts


Lard_Ass


Queen_of_Farts

Bloated Blood Sucking Tick/Dick

Hump_U_Dry

 

[Batch]

Dickless_Wonder

Pre_Mature_Ejaculation

 

[Batch]

Will_Fuck_U_Over

 

[omahaman2]

this one would scare everyone away

omahaman2

 

[Batch]

this one would scare everyone away

omahaman2

no it won't.
lololo!!!!!

 

[Batch]

2_Faced_Bitch


Toothless_Hag


The_Dead_Will_Never_Rise_Again

 

[mfs686]

Coyote Ugly

Beer_Goggles_Needed

Drippy Dick

Toothless_Wonder

Ruthy_Rottencrotch

GangGreen

 

[Batch]

Duck Fucker
Duck Stomper

Eats_Catshit


Kitty_Killer

Throws _Pussies_Out_of_Car_Windows


Fuck_U_Raw_and_ Bleeding

Shithangs Frommyass Hairs

Leaves_UFor_Dead

CorpseFucker