mig
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What did god say after creating man?.
I can do better.
How is a man like a snowstorm?.
You don't know when he's coming,how many inches youll get
or how long it'll stay.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?.
To keep them from grazing.
Why did god create man?.
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
Husband:Want a quickie?.
Wife:As opposed to what?.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?.
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
I can do better.
How is a man like a snowstorm?.
You don't know when he's coming,how many inches youll get
or how long it'll stay.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?.
To keep them from grazing.
Why did god create man?.
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
Husband:Want a quickie?.
Wife:As opposed to what?.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?.
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
