Stupid men:jokes

[mig]

Husband:Want a quickie?
Wife:As opposed to what?

Why do jocks play on artificial turf?.
To keep them from grazing.

If men got pregnant....abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive through windows.

What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.

Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

 

[Dr. B Evil]

Here I thought...

...that the thread title was the punchline!

 

[Guest]

The third and the fifth were pretty good.

 

[mig]

Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.

How do men sort their laundry.
Filthy and filthy but wearable.

Husband:I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it.
Wife:You wear briefs don't you.

Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on first-name terms with the person who makeswho makes all their decisions.

 

[Liontamr]

Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.

Sadly my best friend has done this.. $700 car and a $3000 sound system.

Now he's talking about getting those fancy ass lights you can put under the car to make it look like it's glowing.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Thanks Mig my sunburn is starting to hurt so I needed a chuckle....

 

[littlekateyes]

How do men sort their laundry.
Filthy and filthy but wearable.

Husband:I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it.
Wife:You wear briefs don't you.

Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on first-name terms with the person who makeswho makes all their decisions.

LMAO thanks.

 

[HeavyStick]

here's one





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