Stupid Human Tricks Comes To Lit...

[Angel]

Cool, me and Pyper can squirt beverages out of abnormal places.

 

[*bratcat*]

tooooo easy....

 

[Pyper]

Angel, we should get together and go on the road. I'd bet we'd be a big hit.

 

[Guru]

 

[Angel]

Share, Guru

 

[Starfish]

I can't believe I am gonna say this, and I'll probably get harrassed by a few people I know for pics, but I can suck my own nipples, even though I'd rather have Siren do it.

 

[*bratcat*]

wow...

 

[cheekyminx]

Hey GR whats that pic in your signature?

 

[Angel]

Aint that a Greatful Dead thing?

Did I mention my cat's name is China Cat Sunflower

hehehe

 

[Starfish]

It's a dead thing...yes.
China, huh? Excellent kitty name!

 

[Starfish]

What? did I kill this thread too?
Okay!

I'll stand on my head next to Angel, suck her and my boobies and shoot a beam of light out of my....

 

[Opium]

I can suck my own clit. This comes from years of yoga and martial arts training for the flexibility. Yes I still leave my house..

 

[Starfish]

Yes I still leave my house..

Oh, my horsemonkeys, I wouldn't

 

[WriterDom]

I can lift a quart of milk off the floor using a string and my penis.

 

[*bratcat*]

all i say to that is...

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I once (once) blew myself, many years ago. Does that help?

 

[Siren]

That works for me Juspar.

 

[His Whimsicality]

I once (once) blew myself, many years ago. Does that help?

length or flexibility? *g*

 

[His Whimsicality]

BTW: I also read Terry Pratchett

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I once (once) blew myself, many years ago. Does that help?

length or flexibility? *g*

Both

BTW: I also read Terry Pratchett

As you should. No one has translated yet, in fact I've only had about three comments. Care to enlighten everyone?