Stupid Human Tricks Comes To Lit...

Cool, me and Pyper can squirt beverages out of abnormal places.
 
Angel, we should get together and go on the road. I'd bet we'd be a big hit.
 
I can't believe I am gonna say this, and I'll probably get harrassed by a few people I know for pics, but I can suck my own nipples, even though I'd rather have Siren do it.;)
 
Aint that a Greatful Dead thing?

Did I mention my cat's name is China Cat Sunflower

hehehe
 
What? did I kill this thread too?
Okay!

I'll stand on my head next to Angel, suck her and my boobies and shoot a beam of light out of my....
 
I can suck my own clit. This comes from years of yoga and martial arts training for the flexibility. Yes I still leave my house..
 
I can lift a quart of milk off the floor using a string and my penis.
 
That works for me Juspar.

:p
 
His Whimsicality said:
Juspar Emvan said:
I once (once) blew myself, many years ago. Does that help?

length or flexibility? *g*
Both :D


His Whimsicality said:
BTW: I also read Terry Pratchett
As you should. No one has translated yet, in fact I've only had about three comments. Care to enlighten everyone?
 
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