Stupid Human Tricks Comes To Lit...

[*bratcat*]

 

[Angel]

Uh I can squirt milk out of my eyes.

 

[Todd]

I can eat jello and spagetti through my nose

 

[Angel]

ROFLMAO

 

[Xander]

I used to be able to make a chopper with me lower right leg, before I had my knee surgerically reconstructed.

Now I'm one party trick down...

 

[Angel]

I can bend over and grab my ankles..


Oh wait.. nevermind.

 

[*bratcat*]

OHHHH COME ON YOU GUYS!!!!

 

[Siren]

I always knew the Lit members were talented....

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: I always knew the Lit members were talented....

 

[Todd]

I usually only do this one for stranges but i can take spagetti and put it in my left ear and out a nostril or my mouth

{its cause of a swimming accident}

 

[*bratcat*]

OK

 

[Siren]

I aint got no 'special' talent

 

[Todd]

Re: OK

now we are gettin somewhere!!!! my only question is....how does a swimming accident make you able to do THAT?

ok, there is some tube that goes from the ear to the throaght for balance start with an "e" it is usually what gets infected when a persom get s a flu, cuse pain in the throat and ear when swallowing, anyways, i fell of a bridge and sunk straight down to the bottom of 50 foot channel and apparently the rapid desvent burst the tube.

that what they tell me all i know is its a clear path noew from one to the other

 

[Angel]

FINE

I am able to have sexual intercourse while standing on my head. If I lean just the right way against the wall, I can bend my waist enough to accomodate intercourse. Leftover flexability from my cheerleading days I suppose.

 

[Siren]

Hot Damn Angel.....

 

[Angel]

ROFL.
I can just imagine everyone elses thoughts on that...

 

[Todd]

ROFL.
I can just imagine everyone elses thoughts on that...

Can I have a turn after siren?

 

[Siren]

NO Todd you cant.......

 

[Angel]

oh my lordy what have I done

 

[*bratcat*]

OMG...

 

[Angel]

Have I just converted someone?!?!?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Todd]

Re: OMG...

FIRST...Todd...it is the eustachian tube (trust me i am almost a medical transcriptionist...damn that is hard to type after a glass of wine)

SECOND...OK Angel? i am ready to be bi now!

Thats it I could niether spell it of phonetically pronounce it for spelling, so you probably know what exatcly I am talking about, cause its not to rare, a realtive disorder to swimmers ear i believe

 

[Pyper]

Re: OMG...

FIRST...Todd...it is the eustachian tube (trust me i am almost a medical transcriptionist...damn that is hard to type after a glass of wine)

Okay see one time I was trying to wash down some advil with some green tea but I poured the tea too fast and it went into my eustachian tubes and came out my ears.

Kay bye.

 

[*bratcat*]