Stupid Celebrity Quotes

[lesbiaphrodite]

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." --Arnold Schwartzeneger

"I have opinions of my own--strong opinions--but I don't always agree with them." --George Bush

"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to."--Linda Evangelista

"I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I’m scared,”--Megan Fox, Red Carpet Golden Globes 2009

“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.”--Megan Fox, GQ, October 2008

"I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me."— Jessica Simpson

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."--Brooke Shields

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"--Christina Aguilera

 

[JamesSD]

The first Megan Fox quote seems to be delivered with a certain degree of sarcasm on her part. Although she has a reputation of spitting out whatever random nonsense pops into her head, she clearly wasn't being serious.

I have some sympathy for Jessica Simpson's quote, depending on context. I imagine it's one of those questions they get tired of hearing again and again, and start giving smart-ass answers to. Unfortunately sarcasm and smart-ass answers don't play well in print.