Stupid but funny

[unusuallyconfused]

Hey, thought these were pretty funny, particularly if someone would actually really do these things........I really am warped.

Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.

Polish your car with earwax.

Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

Braid the hairs in each nostril.

Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.

Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.

Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.

Do your assignments in binary code.

Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.

Buy a box of condoms. Ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are, and ask for help. ( I find this one so funny, I will dare any guy to do this and report back.)

Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.

 

[MrBates]

Hey, thought these were pretty funny, particularly if someone would actually really do these things........I really am warped.


Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.

UC....nothing wrong with being warped.
You're in good company around here.

Billing my doctor for time spent in his waiting room is the only one of your list I've tried. He actually gave me a partial credit on my bill when I did it.

I haven't braided my nostril hairs, but I had a g/f once who did braid her pubic hair into cornrows.
MrB

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Re: Re: Stupid but funny

I haven't braided my nostril hairs, but I had a g/f once who did braid her pubic hair into cornrows.
MrB

No way, I can't believe it!!!, lol

 

[MrBates]

Buy a box of condoms. Ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are, and ask for help. ( I find this one so funny, I will dare any guy to do this and report back.)

[/B]

I KNEW I shoulda taken pics of her pussy!!

It was definitely a case of having too much time on her hands.



Anyway, UC, you got a fitting room where you could help me decide if I need S,M, L or XL in condoms?

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Re: Re: Stupid but funny

I KNEW I shoulda taken pics of her pussy!!

It was definitely a case of having too much time on her hands.



Anyway, UC, you got a fitting room where you could help me decide if I need S,M, L or XL in condoms?

Are you saying you are taking the challenge then, lol. It would be too funny!

 

[MrBates]

Challenge

If you're gonna be the cashier, I'll take the challenge!!

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Re: Challenge

If you're gonna be the cashier, I'll take the challenge!!

I was kind of hoping to be the voyeur, as I wonder about a new career.

 

[MrBates]

Re: Voyeur

I was kind of hoping to be the voyeur, as I wonder about a new career.

Pay isn't much, but the perks might be pretty worthwhile.

Some people are voyeurs.
Some are exhibitionists.

Me? I could never decide which I liked better.