Stuff that's scary but not supposed to be

[Loverskitten]

Lidsville

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Fox and Friends.

 

[midwestyankee]

Squeezing the Charmin.

 

[Siren_Smiles]

The Bear from the fabric softener commercials.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

The Ides of April.

 

[subzera]

Fox and Friends.

Rush savage hannity and beck

 

[midwestyankee]

The Ides of April.

If someone at Lit cut me with knife-like precision with their wit, would I have been stabbed in the forum?

 

[Lord_Steve]

If someone at Lit cut me with knife-like precision with their wit, would I have been stabbed in the forum?

this was a stretch but goddamnit you pulled it off *golf claps*

 

[ownedsubgal]

Ronald McDonald.

 

[BiBunny]

Dams.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Ronald McDonald.

Not so much.


Now, the Burger King guy... *he's* freaky.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Mayonnaise.

Hot Pockets.

Plastic protective coverings on furniture.

Adam's apples.

 

[Netzach]

Farmer's market samples.

 

[Cattypuss]

Real life

 

[Netzach]

My own driving.

The MN state fair.

Goldy the Gopher.

God, my state may be the land OF this.

 

[Cattypuss]

Sheep that stop grazing, freeze, and stare at you when you're walking through their field

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Children.

 

[midwestyankee]

My own driving.

The MN state fair.

Goldy the Gopher.

God, my state may be the land OF this.

Indeed. Might I add Hot Dish?

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Perfect looking fruit purchased at a large grocery store that still looks perfect weeks and weeks later. Arguably, any "fresh" food type thing that never seems to "go bad" as well.

 

[Cattypuss]

Fingerbobs.

 

[midwestyankee]

Perfect looking fruit purchased at a large grocery store that still looks perfect weeks and weeks later. Arguably, any "fresh" food type thing that never seems to "go bad" as well.

You do know that some of that perfect fruit is made of wax and plastic, right?

 

[simpletimes]

The I-Phone

 

[IrisAlthea]

Plastic protective coverings on furniture.

Adam's apples.

Oh yes, now I'm having flashbacks.
When I was a kid, my school teacher took us on trips to a nursing home for the really old and sick people. We'd sing children's songs or Christmas carols and I'm sure it was a good thing ad that the old people appreciated it but that place was really scary. Lots of plastic covered furniture and Adam's apples, I tell you!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Oh yes, now I'm having flashbacks.
When I was a kid, my school teacher took us on trips to a nursing home for the really old and sick people. We'd sing children's songs or Christmas carols and I'm sure it was a good thing ad that the old people appreciated it but that place was really scary. Lots of plastic covered furniture and Adam's apples, I tell you!

Be afraid.

 

[Saucyminx]

Be afraid.

That is an adam's pineapple and simply horrifying.