Stuff that might interest

[TheWritingGroup]

The Fantastic World of Monsterfuckers:

--Annie

 

[PennyThompson]

Relevant to my interests

 

[TheWritingGroup]

Relevant to my interests

You're into gentle, wise robot narrators. I knew that.

 

[NuclearFairy]

You're into gentle, wise robot narrators. I knew that.

Ah then, she should probably go watch some pointy hat.

No wait, you didn't say wise cracking hat, nevermind.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Thank you for that. I'm not sure I'll ever use it, but it's a bad day when I cannot learn something.

 

[PennyThompson]

You're into gentle, wise robot narrators. I knew that.

I mean, I'm not NOT into gentle wise robots...

 

[KittyOfSteele]

And here I thought everyone here was aware about that world considering NonHuman exists as a category...

Anyways, I'm going to flip a few pages of a TTRPG Waifu Manual Bestiary to see which is the next monster girl I should play with in the next session of my solo D&D campaign.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

lol, there are definitely books out there in the mainstream now that makes me question whether I’m still allowed to call myself a smut writer.

Case in point

the blurb is an absolute gem:

Violet is a typical, down-on-her-luck millennial: mid-twenties, over-educated and drowning in debt, on the verge of moving into her parent’s basement. When a lifeline appears in the form of a very unconventional job in neighboring Cambric Creek, she has no choice but to grab at it with both hands.

Morning Glory Milking Farm offers full-time hours, full benefits, and generous pay with no experience needed . . . there’s only one catch. The clientele is Grade A certified prime beef, with the manly, meaty endowments to match. Milking minotaurs isn’t something Violet ever considered as a career option, but she’s determined to turn the opportunity into a reversal of fortune.

When a stern, deep-voiced client begins to specially request her for his milking sessions, maintaining her professionalism and keeping him out of her dreams is easier said than done. Violet is resolved to make a dent in her student loans and afford name-brand orange juice, and a one-sided crush on an out-of-her-league minotaur is not a part of her plan—unless her feelings aren’t so one-sided after all.

 

[TheLobster]

the blurb is an absolute gem

Honestly, the rampant hyphen abuse is probably the biggest, ahem, beef that I have with this teaser.

 

[TheLobster]

More on the subject, though, this has recently popped in my YouTube feed:

Yes, there is a mention of MGMF there, but the most interesting point she makes is what Jackie said above: that this kind of smut is now within the realm of mainstream literature.

I therefore await the day when Fucked by the Pizza Boy XIV takes its rightful place in the annals of cinematography. I'm not holding my breath, though.

 

[IWroteThis]

Honestly, the rampant hyphen abuse is probably the biggest, ahem, beef that I have with this teaser.

What's wrong with proper hyphenation?
There are two that I had to stop and think about for a moment, but I'm pretty sure that all of them are grammatically correct.

 

[TheLobster]

What's wrong with proper hyphenation?
There are two that I had to stop and think about for a moment, but I'm pretty sure that all of them are grammatically correct.

They are, but it’s the frequency. There are so many phrases-as-adjectives there that, reading it, I can almost smell the $10 vanilla latte and the $15 avocado toast of some coastal millenial or Gen Z-er who typed up that blurb on her Mac.

 

[NuclearFairy]

They are, but it’s the frequency. There are so many phrases-as-adjectives there that, reading it, I can almost smell the $10 vanilla latte and the $15 avocado toast of some coastal millenial or Gen Z-er who typed up that blurb on her Mac.

Well, with the name brand orange juice mentioned, that might be the point.

 

[PennyThompson]

They are, but it’s the frequency. There are so many phrases-as-adjectives there that, reading it, I can almost smell the $10 vanilla latte and the $15 avocado toast of some coastal millenial or Gen Z-er who typed up that blurb on her Mac.

it's a pumpkin spice chai latte, and I haven't bought a café avocado toast since 2019

 

[TheLobster]

it's a pumpkin spice chai latte, and I haven't bought a café avocado toast since 2019

Avocado toast, yet another unsung victim of the pandemic :/

 

[PennyThompson]

More on the subject, though, this has recently popped in my YouTube feed:

Yes, there is a mention of MGMF there, but the most interesting point she makes is what Jackie said above: that this kind of smut is now within the realm of mainstream literature.

I therefore await the day when Fucked by the Pizza Boy XIV takes its rightful place in the annals of cinematography. I'm not holding my breath, though.

I clicked on it and how my algorithm is full of "charlie kirk smirks at college kids" and "jordan petersen cries" compilation videos

 

[TheLobster]

I clicked on it and how my algorithm is full of "charlie kirk smirks at college kids" and "jordan petersen cries" compilation videos

Occasionally, one has to throw some things away to make sure the echo in their room is just right

 

[TheWritingGroup]

Wow, that shoe0nhead video is padded. She added at least five minutes to the runtime by reading long book excepts, Reddit posts, book reviews ....

--Annie

 

[KittyOfSteele]

More on the subject, though, this has recently popped in my YouTube feed:

Yes, there is a mention of MGMF there, but the most interesting point she makes is what Jackie said above: that this kind of smut is now within the realm of mainstream literature.

I therefore await the day when Fucked by the Pizza Boy XIV takes its rightful place in the annals of cinematography. I'm not holding my breath, though.

Can't I goon in peace without political talking heads discussing about it? No, seriously, I feel like political talking heads from whatever the side of the spectrum they are (probably from inside the Earth's intestines) are running out of subjects, so they have to go after people's fun and make a fuzz about them, whether it is knitting, or the type of porn they consume. They're getting worse than noisy neighbors.

Wake me up when they start raging about Georges Bataille's work.