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[Blindinthedark]

How little?




Wait, let me adjust my glasses...

Well I am asian
But there's a not so old saying in Japan:

American cars may have bigger engines but Japanese cars have better milage.

I guess it's up to the women to decide which is more important

 

[just pet]

The Vacutrex Zit Remover. Hey it took the dots off the comic book guys face, it should work for you!

http://home.earthlink.net/~jerryml/PageMill_Images/vacutexsmall.gif

Googling looks good on you
It's a skill you never lose

 

[breakwall]

Well I am asian
But there's a not so old saying in Japan:

American cars may have bigger engines but Japanese cars have better milage.

I guess it's up to the women to decide which is more important

Canadian cars have jumper cables and tire chains in the trunk.

I have no idea what that means however.

 

[Cleopatra]

Canadian cars have jumper cables and tire chains in the trunk.

I have no idea what that means however.

You guys need a Herculean effort to get going, but once you do, you're prepared for anything??

 

[Blindinthedark]

Canadian cars have jumper cables and tire chains in the trunk.

I have no idea what that means however.

I've never had chains in the trunk and jumpers are a must.

JP mentioned size. Just a comment on that

 

[RawHumor]

Canadian cars have jumper cables and tire chains in the trunk.

I have no idea what that means however.

Well, one thing it probably means is that your roads are in pretty rough shape.

 

[Blindinthedark]

You guys need a Herculean effort to get going, but once you do, you're prepared for anything??

Of course. You never know when you're going to need to fend off a bear. Hell my suburb is just crawling with gophers.

The little buggers are dangerous dontcha know. Look at the size of the teeth on em'.

 

[breakwall]

Of course. You never know when you're going to need to fend off a bear. Hell my suburb is just crawling with gophers.

The little buggers are dangerous dontcha know. Look at the size of the teeth on em'.

If I ever met a bear and all I was armed with were tire chains and some jumper cables...

I wonder if he'd notice the difference in taste after I peed my pants...?

 

[just pet]

You guys need a Herculean effort to get going, but once you do, you're prepared for anything??

**taking notes... don't forget batteries**

 

[Blindinthedark]

If I ever met a bear and all I was armed with were tire chains and some jumper cables...

I wonder if he'd notice the difference in taste after I peed my pants...?

Actually the best way to fend off bears is to smear peanut butter all over yourself.
They hate the smell. Really

 

[breakwall]

**taking notes... don't forget batteries**

and the chains can come in SO handy for other things...

http://www.alluringnights.com/catalogs/bound/bpics/11.jpg

 

[just pet]

Actually the best way to fend off bears is to smear peanut butter all over yourself.
They hate the smell. Really

I want to see that bit of research...
Is it more effective than a bacon necktie?

 

[breakwall]

Actually the best way to fend off bears is to smear peanut butter all over yourself.
They hate the smell. Really

yeah...or barbecue sauce...

why not just lie down on a big plate and surround yourself with parsley?

 

[just pet]

and the chains can come in SO handy for other things...

http://www.alluringnights.com/catalogs/bound/bpics/11.jpg

Those better be boat grade...

 

[just pet]

yeah...or barbecue sauce...

why not just lie down on a big plate and surround yourself with parsley?

Bears fucking HATE parsley

 

[Queersetti]

Bears fucking HATE parsley

They are afraid that if it gets stuck in their teeth the other bears will make fun of them.

 

[Queersetti]

Two men are out camping in the woods.

In the middle of the night they hear a tearing noise and look up to see a huge angry bear ripping open their tent.

One of the men grabs his running shoes and starts putting them on.

"Are you crazy?" asks his friend, "You can't outrun a bear."

"I don't have to outrun a bear." he replied, "I only have to outrun you."

 

[breakwall]

They are afraid that if it gets stuck in their teeth the other bears will make fun of them.

The social structure of bears is SO elite.

...and yet they still have atrocious bathroom habits.

 

[Blindinthedark]

Food products are the best deterent for bears.

In fact when camping you should keep food in your tent.
The only reason why the rangers want you to hang food in trees is so that they can steal it later. Of course they blame that on the bears.

 

[Blindinthedark]

The social structure of bears is SO elite.

...and yet they still have atrocious bathroom habits.

But they use Charmin'. Haven't you seen the ads on TV

 

[Blindinthedark]

Bears fucking HATE parsley

And kale or anything left on your plate for decoration.

 

[just pet]

Food products are the best deterent for bears.

In fact when camping you should keep food in your tent.
The only reason why the rangers want you to hang food in trees is so that they can steal it later. Of course they blame that on the bears.

Yogi was framed, I tell ya!

 

[RawHumor]

Yogi was framed, I tell ya!

So much for being smarter than the average bear.

 

[Blindinthedark]

Yogi was framed, I tell ya!

I betcha Boo-Boo was Yogi's bitch in jail.

 

[Queersetti]

Did anyone see Letterman the other night when he was talking about the bear getting in his house?