Stuff (formerly known as 'any hot for their sisters?')

[Tathagata]

Re: Any hot for their sisters?

I want to know if anyone is like me who is hot for my younger sister

Wow, Did i miss this poem??

 

[Guest]

Dr Seuss! Where are you when we need you?

 

[tarablackwood22]

Re: Any hot for their sisters?

I want to know if anyone is like me who is hot for my younger sister

Yo.....dong,

Somethin' that sounds sorta like that happened to me pert near fifteen years back, but it turned out we just both had swamp fever!.....sorry

 

[Tathagata]

Re: Re: Any hot for their sisters?

Yo.....dong,

Somethin' that sounds sorta like that happened to me pert near fifteen years back, but it turned out we just both had swamp fever!.....sorry

You do that accent a little too well........

S is for the sibling that you are to me
I is for the incest that is best
S is for the sex...


nope It's just wrong

 

[champagne1982]

Dr Seuss! Where are you when we need you?

There once was a bowl of alphabet soup
That hung out and posted in a poetry group
Their words were at once both meaningful and punny
They even were quipish and sometimes, quite funny.

The creatures that were close to the alphabet soup
Lived far from crass realities of the durty storeez group
Their weather was always warmish and sunny
A haven from sub-poems and thoughts about money.

A citizen of the darker side the forum,
Made a visit to the high-minded quorum,
And said, "Now look here!"
His mouth tied in a sneer,
"Literary codswollop.
"I'll be rude to you and call you a trollop.
"If I so wish,
"I'll even jump in this dish.
"This hot, yummy scoop,
"of alphabet soup."

The poets leapt high.
They jumped through the hoop
Held high aloft
By the alphabet soup
And said, "Hey now! That's not what we're about.
"Your message is garbled. Please, sir, Don't shout.

"We understand that you think we're as naughty
"As you, nasty boy, who thinks Sis is a hotty.
"We've got news for you, you silly brother,
"We're all even worse, 'cos we wanna fuck mother!"

Thus, did this battle of wits rage for days.
The poets were trapped in an incestuous haze.
And the bowl of alphabet soup, you inquire?
Well, the letters were all trampled, into the mire.

Alas! What was left to nourish the muse?
When her worshippers sought to demean and confuse
They'd forgot what it was that bound them tight
They were mistaken about what it was they should fight.

It's not your ideals and dogma we battle
Not even trite comment and idle prattle.
Our enemy has always been right over here
Our enemy is ignorance and yes, we should fear
The grip that it holds around our throats
Squishing our voice, turning men into goats.

Bleating our cries into the dark night,
Tear off the blinders and see the bright light
Of knowledge as it waits over there in the dish
Of alphabet soup. There's more, if you wish.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Darn it. What's the use of having moderators that can move thread to the appropriate fora when you people turn everything into poetry?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hi Lauren.

 

[WickedEve]

Darn it. What's the use of having moderators that can move thread to the appropriate fora when you people turn everything into poetry?

I know. I started to move it and then I saw poetry. Damn it! lol

 

[tarablackwood22]

What is needed is a "comedy" forum!

 

[Guest]

Save Carrie's poem and kick the sickie out, I say.


I don't think that thread title does this forum credit.

 

[WickedEve]

Save Carrie's poem and kick the sickie out, I say.


I don't think that thread title does this forum credit.

Hey, I got chewed up and spit out (kind of) when I moved the Windy thread. I moved his "where can I buy videos" thread. Lauren? Leave it or move it or write poetry?

 

[tarablackwood22]

Save Carrie's poem and kick the sickie out, I say.


I don't think that thread title does this forum credit.

I second that.

 

[Liar]

Re: Any hot for their sisters?

I want to know if anyone is like me who is hot for my younger sister

I haven't met your younger sister. If you introduce us, who knows?

#L
now, back to poetry

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Hmm- Can we split a thread in two and send only the first post to another forum? May be worth checking...

 

[WickedEve]

Lauren, it may be easier to just give in and write incest poetry.
I'm going to go work on my Ode to a Cousin.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Lauren, it may be easier to just give in and write incest poetry.
I'm going to go work on my Ode to a Cousin.

Cousins don't really count. There a Portuguese saying: Quanto mais prima, mais se lh'arrima.

 

[WickedEve]

Cousins don't really count. There a Portuguese saying: Quanto mais prima, mais se lh'arrima.

Please don't translate.

 

[champagne1982]

Darn it. What's the use of having moderators that can move thread to the appropriate fora when you people turn everything into poetry?

And to all who posted after -- The beauty of poetry is that it can be found in any form, any place.

You could move this thread and allow the lesson found in the poetry to journey with it. Or you can leave this thread here, reminding us all that

Alas! What was left to nourish the muse?
When her worshippers sought to demean and confuse
They'd forgot what it was that bound them tight
They were mistaken about what it was they should fight.

It's not your ideals and dogma we battle
Not even trite comment and idle prattle.
Our enemy has always been right over here
Our enemy is ignorance and yes, we should fear
The grip that it holds around our throats
Squishing our voice, turning men into goats.

I won't be offended if you transport this off to a more appropriate forum at all.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Please don't translate.

I wasn't going to.

 

[WickedEve]

And to all who posted after -- The beauty of poetry is that it can be found in any form, any place.

You could move this thread and allow the lesson found in the poetry to journey with it. Or you can leave this thread here, reminding us all that I won't be offended if you transport this off to a more appropriate forum at all.

Shame on you. You have forced us all to write sister, possibly cousin, poetry.
Actually, I have a darn funny incest poem that my Master wrote. (There's not many opportunities to say that in everyday life.) I'll see if I can find it.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Hey, we can move just the first post. This thread must look stupid now.

 

[champagne1982]

"We understand that you think we're as naughty
"As you, nasty boy, who thinks Sis is a hotty.
"We've got news for you, you silly brother,
"We're all even worse, 'cos we wanna fuck mother!"

 

[Kundalinguini]

Hey, we can move just the first post. This thread must look stupid now.

Heh...yeah. Now it looks like Tath started it. Why Taht... you pervert!

 

[WickedEve]

Heh...yeah. Now it looks like Tath started it. Why Taht... you pervert!

Don't call kitten ass a pervert.

 

[Tathagata]

Heh...yeah. Now it looks like Tath started it. Why Taht... you pervert!

great as if I'm not looked at sideways enough here