Study finds surprising number of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows

I like studies like those cuz even if you account for people saying it just for fun there's still a surprising number of people who believe it.
 
^^^RedCow Killer

Milk comes from cows, including brown ones. Chocolate milk is from the cow's ass, which is how it gets its distinctive color and taste. I believe strawberry milk comes from cows who are menstruating. :rolleyes:
 
That is what the schools are for

A surprising number of people think that chocolate milk comes from brown cows? Where is the surprise part. If they went to public schools I am surprised if they can spell "cow." We switched to home schooling years ago because we realized that it is just a social propaganda program and the kids are getting their heads pumped full of the square root of 49 minus seven.
 
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