Struggling Cousins

[Brandnewbuddy]

Siblings are from a state where marrying and fucking your cousin is legal. Now of course it’s still a big social taboo and said siblings don’t want to live up to stereotypes so they look down on anyone who does date their cousin. Honestly it’s not that hard, they’ve never felt a speck of lust for any family member, extended or close.

And then something happens that makes it a real struggle:

1. A couple gorgeous folks move into town and they wind up being long lost cousins

2. They get asked to share an apartment with their cousins at college. It’s been a few years and…oh shit they got really hot.

3. Siblings are interested in older men and women so the cousins who are their age were never going to be attractive to them..but their parents were the middle or youngest children in massive families so they have hot older cousins or even second cousins (“look we said no cousins but…second cousins? That’s gotta be okay, right?”

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Thought of a couple ideas for fleshing it out:

1. MCs are so desperate to not fit stereotypes that they wind up making things worse: family gives them and their cousins a college graduation trip to anywhere they want. MCs and cousins would be fine with saving the money and just partying it up in the old homestead for the summer but tire swings, skinny dipping, mobile homes? Nah, that’s too stereotypical.

So instead:

“Would cousins fuckers go on a trip to Jamaica?”

“…what was the name of the resort?”

“Oh Hedonism 2: just a bunch of young adults partying with other adults in a warm country far away from any redneckness.”

“…uh, we’re going to a sex resort with our cousins to prove we aren’t cousin fuckers?”

2. MCs are so worried about being perceived as cousins fuckers that the rumor in the family is that the two of them are secretly fucking anytime they slip away from a family function