Strippers!

[Virgin_Whore_Baby]

I'm brainstorming a story idea about a stripper. I know that theres lots of those but I think this will be like nothing you've read before.

So, anyway, I know a lot about strippers, but probably not as much as some of you. It would be very helpful if you were to elaborate on your own experiences and/or suggest things that you'd like to experience, specifically (sp?) involving lap dances.

 

[Tuomas]

I'm not so much in the lap-dancing thing; I imagine those high-heels would hurt

But dancing near-to is good

I suppose that kind of shows how much I know about strippers

 

[Fantasies_only]

I'm brainstorming a story idea about a stripper. I know that theres lots of those but I think this will be like nothing you've read before.

So, anyway, I know a lot about strippers, but probably not as much as some of you. It would be very helpful if you were to elaborate on your own experiences and/or suggest things that you'd like to experience, specifically (sp?) involving lap dances.

Too many laws with lap dancing.
The dancer must be at least arms length away from the customer if at extended periods (mainly because of cock sucking).
Short breaks may be taken getting closer to the customer, but the dancer must not touch the penis or inner thighs of the customer or third party viewers (AKA the beware of wife rule).
The customer may not touch any genital of the dancer, and may not intentionally ejaculate on premises (controversial rule, since it can't be proven if it was intentional or not).

It would make a good story though (laws don't apply in fiction).
Maybe a coming of age thing, where the proud papa takes the Birthday boy out to celebrate his 18th Birthday, winds up at a strip club, and forgets to come home for the party.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Too many laws with lap dancing.
The dancer must be at least arms length away from the customer if at extended periods (mainly because of cock sucking).
Short breaks may be taken getting closer to the customer, but the dancer must not touch the penis or inner thighs of the customer or third party viewers (AKA the beware of wife rule).

ROFL! I've never heard of this, and I've never seen these "rules" inforced at upscale strip clubs. I, personally, have received lap dances from female strippers, and so have male companions of mine.

For those who actually don't know, a lap dance is where a stripper (leaves her G-string on, unless you pay for a private dance) dances and/or gyrates literally on the lap of said customer. Commly, a lap dance in the main area of the strip club lasts for only a minute or so. But if you pay for a private dance, you get more time.

Of course customers cannot touch the dancers. (That means her breasts or even her shoulder. Not just her pussy!)

 

[Fantasies_only]

ROFL! I've never heard of this, and I've never seen these "rules" inforced at upscale strip clubs. I, personally, have received lap dances from female strippers, and so have male companions of mine.

For those who actually don't know, a lap dance is where a stripper (leaves her G-string on, unless you pay for a private dance) dances and/or gyrates literally on the lap of said customer. Commly, a lap dance in the main area of the strip club lasts for only a minute or so. But if you pay for a private dance, you get more time.

Of course customers cannot touch the dancers. (That means her breasts or even her shoulder. Not just her pussy!)

Breasts, nipples, areolas and memories, vaginal area, buttocks, anus, clitoris, and inner thighs, are counted as genitals.

These rules (which may be reformed by now) are only for some states.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Breasts, nipples, areolas and memories, vaginal area, buttocks, anus, clitoris, and inner thighs, are counted as genitals.

Ummm, mammories is another word for breasts. As in, the whole breast. It's not a separate part like an aerola or nipple.
Memories are those things one sometimes has of the past.




And neither the breast nor buttocks is a "genital".



Genitalia noun plural
-the organs of the reproductive system

 

[Fantasies_only]

Ummm, mammories is another word for breasts. As in, the whole breast. It's not a separate part like an aerola or nipple.
Memories are those things one sometimes has of the past.




And neither the breast nor buttocks is a "genital".



Genitalia noun plural
-the organs of the reproductive system

I know, but my spell check/dictionary thought that's what I meant.

The organs known as "private parts" are considered genitals.
This is not entirely true in some states, where there are entire communities/towns that are topless.

To my knowledge, the mammary glands are the ring of bumps around the nipple, and some on the nipple which a baby's milk comes out of.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Well, I never quite meant to "debate" you on your misuse of words and their definitions on this thread, so I'll leave your ignorance as just that. Check a free online dictionary on "mammaries" if you wish.





I apologize, VWB. So, you mentioned that this tale would be "like nothing we've read before"... Care to offer any details? Or should we throw out suggestions blindly?

Oh yeah, and I promise not to feed the troll in your thread anymore.

 

[Virgin_Whore_Baby]

So, you mentioned that this tale would be "like nothing we've read before"... Care to offer any details? Or should we throw out suggestions blindly?

Well, actually I have two ideas. One of them is "romantic" and could possibly be novel-length. I'm not sure yet. The other one is going to be very short & very, I don't know what to call it. Unromantic I guess. That's the one that will be different. Right now I'm in the brainstorming process so I'll fill everyone in as the details become more clear.

Always feel free to throw out random suggestions. I want to know what other people want to read about since I've only written smut to be read by me & no one else.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Well, have you been to a strip club before? Heck, I don't even know if you're "into" the female form and all... lol

But, I've had fun when I've gone. Usually it's been with a small group of friends (with some "straight" women even lol) or maybe just me and the guy I was dating.

 

[Virgin_Whore_Baby]

Well, have you been to a strip club before? Heck, I don't even know if you're "into" the female form and all... lol

But, I've had fun when I've gone. Usually it's been with a small group of friends (with some "straight" women even lol) or maybe just me and the guy I was dating.

Hahahaha. One of my favorite movies as a child was Striptease. Just like everything else: I have no personal experience but I know way more about it than I should.

 

[littlesquirt]

one of my favorite memories of the strip club is when a group of us would go to the local establishment, including 2 cute females. We would sit up front and tip every girl for every dance, even our female friends did too. Then one night our one female friend got up on the stage and stripped down to her underwear. I had a huge crush on this girl and there she was standing before me in her panties and bra.....she made a bunch of money.

yeah this story has been written once or twice (ha!)

but its my true story.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Then one night our one female friend got up on the stage and stripped down to her underwear. I had a huge crush on this girl and there she was standing before me in her panties and bra.....she made a bunch of money.

Female or not, the establishment allowed a customer to jump on stage and strip?

 

[emap]

Some of them will if she is cute. The customers getting on stage or not is a decision of the management and safety factor.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Well, that's what I figured...that it would be a safety issue #1. After all, the guest could sue the establishment if he/she fell off the stage even if it was his/her own fault.

I just figured a place wouldn't let a customer jump up there and start stripping while a paid "employee" dancer was on stage trying to earn her buck. Ya know? Lord knows they wouldn't let a man jump up there. What if a lady customer was a stalker or dyke in love? lol Could be a safety issue for the dancer too!






(Basically, it sounded like a man's fantasy not a true story.)

 

[littlesquirt]

I don't know the laws that apply the strip clubs, I just know it happened. Twice. The 2nd time I wasn't there but I heard she pulled off her bra this time. When I asked her about it she denied pulling off her bra and showing her tities, but 2 different guys told me she did it. The DJ was encouraging her to take it off when she was up on stage the first time, so it seemed the club didn't have a problem with another sexy girl up on stage.

 

[emap]

Legally, you can do most anything you want in a strip club, besides prostitution and nudity depending on the state laws. Besides the basic legal laws of the state, anything goes in a strip club or any other enclosed space, it all is dependant on the owner/operater of said enclosed area.

Not sure if they are still around but there used to be strip clubs that would have amatuer nights every week. All you had to do is sign a waiver that you agree to not sue and the club will pay for any hospital bills incurred if the stage fails. Most would pay for the hospital bill if you fall off anyway of course.

Now as for someone hopping on stage twice and dancing, first time I can understand for a short while if there was not a dancer using that section, though twice rather screams manager approached her and offered a job and the second is her try out.

 

[Fantasies_only]

Legally, you can do most anything you want in a strip club, besides prostitution and nudity depending on the state laws. Besides the basic legal laws of the state, anything goes in a strip club or any other enclosed space, it all is dependant on the owner/operater of said enclosed area.

Not sure if they are still around but there used to be strip clubs that would have amatuer nights every week. All you had to do is sign a waiver that you agree to not sue and the club will pay for any hospital bills incurred if the stage fails. Most would pay for the hospital bill if you fall off anyway of course.

Now as for someone hopping on stage twice and dancing, first time I can understand for a short while if there was not a dancer using that section, though twice rather screams manager approached her and offered a job and the second is her try out.

This is not altogether true.
A strip club or Gentlemen's Club is a place of business, where a public nuisance or disturbing the piece will not be tolerated no matter what Girls Gone Wild would have you believe.

You are correct however that nude dancing (must have on at least pasties and thong or semi wide G-string) is illegal there, but so is getting up on stage without permission.

Yes it happens (frequently), but that doesn't make it right or legal.
Bootleg CDs are also sold sometimes, but I wouldn't call that legal either.

 

[lisa123414]

ha ha,

disturbing the piece? Darling your freudian slip is showing, thank you for the glimpse.....

 

[Fantasies_only]

disturbing the piece? Darling your freudian slip is showing, thank you for the glimpse.....

Oh, I get it now!
I wasn't even thinking about male strippers.

Speaking of which (question for trannies), is the term "shemale" offensive to the transgendered crowd?

 

[starrkers]

Oh, I get it now!
I wasn't even thinking about male strippers.

Speaking of which (question for trannies), is the term "shemale" offensive to the transgendered crowd?

*snort*
Nor was anyone else.

 

[Fantasies_only]

*snort*
Nor was anyone else.

Isn't "piece" in the previous post a pun meaning cod piece (an accessory a man makes his penis look larger with)?

 

[emap]

Fantasy your silly a guys cock is reffered to as alot of things, package, slab of meat, meat, so on so forth, peice being one of the many things.

Oh and disturbing the peace in a business is at the discretion of the people working there and the customers, there is no arbitrary setting that says your disturbing the peace, it's whenever someone complains.

Nude dancing is legal in some states, some states it's bare breasts only and a couple you cannot show anything, which it appears is where you are.

 

[Fantasies_only]

Nude dancing is legal in some states, some states it's bare breasts only and a couple you cannot show anything, which it appears is where you are.

I did not say if this law goes for my state or not, since I never looked at that particular law for my state.
I've never heard of bare breasts (in America) being allowed in any public place that is not a beach before, unless we are talking about nudist/naturist rights, in which case it would go for full frontal.

 

[emap]

Strip clubs and well any place of business, bar, club, store, what have you, are not public areas per se, they are instead private property that allow the public in.

Granted there are limits on who can be allowed in in the case of bars and clubs, and stores generally cannot allow nudity in any form because of the open windows. However, if the windows are covered or not there whatever the owner/operator of said business wishes to allow and is not strictly forbidden in the state laws, can happen. A porn shop can allow nudity for example, most don't and the few that do is only in the booths while watching a movie, but they could if they so choose and employ a double door entrance system.