Strippers/stripping

[Betticus]

Okay, so my whole new years resolution is going great. I'm thinking of doing something different.

A buddy I work with goes to the gym with a guy that is a male stripper down in El Paso. I'm thinking when I'm in better shape getting some stripping lessons, learning all the hotness.

Any comments?

 

[FurryFury]

Okay, so my whole new years resolution is going great. I'm thinking of doing something different.

A buddy I work with goes to the gym with a guy that is a male stripper down in El Paso. I'm thinking when I'm in better shape getting some stripping lessons, learning all the hotness.

Any comments?

Yeah!

Do it!

I love strip shows.

I've only really seen male strippers but I'd like to see both and other as well.

Males actually put on a show, the last time I went.

It's an art Baybee, it's not just taking off your clothes.

Show me the moves! *winks and waves money*

Fury

 

[jadefirefly]

Everything that she said ^^^^^^.

I think that sounds -awesome-, and extremely hot.

 

[graceanne]

Well, you've certainly got the atributes for it.

Beyond that, it might be the goal you need to get in shape. "When i get in shape i'll treat myself to stripper lessons."

 

[Betticus]

Who said it would be "just" lessons!

I get good I may just go down on my day off and strip for the peoples!

Stripperdom's Unite!

 

[Betticus]

Well, you've certainly got the atributes for it.

You are talking about my cock aren't you?

 

[graceanne]

You are talking about my cock aren't you?

No, your brain.

 

[Chicklet]

wait i'm confused

the cock isn't the brain?

 

[Betticus]

No, your brain.

Hey, that was sarcasm. No bittersweet chocolate chips in your cookie! Taste my pain lil girl!

 

[graceanne]

wait i'm confused

the cock isn't the brain?

No they have two brains. One big one and one small one. The problem is the male body only has the blood to operate one at a time.

 

[graceanne]

Hey, that was sarcasm. No bittersweet chocolate chips in your cookie! Taste my pain lil girl!

So? I'll just put extrasweet chocolate chips in my cookie! So there!

 

[greenmands]

No they have two brains. One big one and one small one. The problem is the male body only has the blood to operate one at a time.

Why, thank you Graceanne.

 

[graceanne]

Why, thank you Graceanne.

*giggles*

 

[Marquis]

 

[graceanne]

What are you confused about?

 

[greenmands]

*giggles*

If I didn't know better Graceanne, I'd swear that you associate with sadists.

Oh wait, you do don't you?

 

[Betticus]

Gracie is a naughty lil girl! She needs a spanking.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

LMAO

...but not entirely true. I have met a few no I take that back a couple of men who can use both heads at once.

No they have two brains. One big one and one small one. The problem is the male body only has the blood to operate one at a time.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

*chuckles*
I used to do a cyber-strip tease routine now and then in yahoo chat for submissives who where having a "collarette" party... Geez, the things we do to find acceptance...

If I were to do one face to face y'all would be throwing dollar bills at me hollaring "Put it on! Put it back ON!"

*LOL*

 

[graceanne]

Gracie is a naughty lil girl! She needs a spanking.

Promises, promises.

 

[leavessnailtrails]

*chuckles*
I used to do a cyber-strip tease routine now and then in yahoo chat for submissives who where having a "collarette" party... Geez, the things we do to find acceptance...

If I were to do one face to face y'all would be throwing dollar bills at me hollaring "Put it on! Put it back ON!"

*LOL*

I very much doubt that Geoff.

 

[FurryFury]

*chuckles*
I used to do a cyber-strip tease routine now and then in yahoo chat for submissives who where having a "collarette" party... Geez, the things we do to find acceptance...

If I were to do one face to face y'all would be throwing dollar bills at me hollaring "Put it on! Put it back ON!"

*LOL*

*chuckles*

Try me!

*grins*

Fury

 

[Wyldfire]

Okay, so my whole new years resolution is going great. I'm thinking of doing something different.

A buddy I work with goes to the gym with a guy that is a male stripper down in El Paso. I'm thinking when I'm in better shape getting some stripping lessons, learning all the hotness.

Any comments?

Yay! Do it! Balance it out tween us girls and th guys! Sides, it's a great way ta relieve stress an it's good fer ya.

 

[alice_underneath]

Okay, so my whole new years resolution is going great. I'm thinking of doing something different.

A buddy I work with goes to the gym with a guy that is a male stripper down in El Paso. I'm thinking when I'm in better shape getting some stripping lessons, learning all the hotness.

Any comments?

First, a question. Why do you want to do this?

Will it arouse you to strip for women, or are you assuming it will be a good way to meet girls? Or is the goal something else entirely?

*chuckles*
I used to do a cyber-strip tease routine now and then in yahoo chat for submissives who where having a "collarette" party... Geez, the things we do to find acceptance...

OMG - are you serious, or making this up?

If the former, my fuzzy image of what goes on in chat rooms just took a turn for the totally bizarre!!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

OMG - are you serious, or making this up?

If the former, my fuzzy image of what goes on in chat rooms just took a turn for the totally bizarre!!

A teaser, sweet alice... just for you...

*The room is dark, a spotlight on the curtain at the end of the stage...*

*The curtain parts, he enters, tall, over 6 feet, a vision in black, black leather... A crowned leather police hat on his head, eyes hidden behind mirrored aviator glasses... A tight short-sleeved leather uniform shirt, badge gleaming silver and gold on his left chest... utility belt gleaming, with radio, holster, night stick... the black leather pants are a second skin going down his legs, tucked in knee high motorcycle boots shining in an ebony so deep it's almost purple....*

*He pulls the nightstick from it's holder, twirls it in his right hand and looks around the audience, his face rigid, austere, stern... looking for someone to get out of line... He starts pacing towards the end of the stage...*

*LOL and waggles his eyebrows* And no, I don't do serving scenes...