Strippers, apartments, cars and salmon...

Svenskaflicka

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Well, yesterday was... interesting.

The strip show was delayed about 1½ hour to gather a bigger audience, which resulted in the poor strippers having to perform in front of some guys as well... :D
The one standing next to me seemed to enjoy it, though.

And yes, I got to go up on stage! :nana:
A muscular black guy had me caressing his abs and legs and butt and smearing icecubs all over his chest - and he rubbed a little ice against me, too. It was nice, cause I was pretty hot by then. ;)

Unfortunately, I couldn't pick him up. I walked up to him after the show and told him I wished I'd been the second girl he picked up on stage instead, because he buried his head between her legs - but when he didn't jump on that hook, I figured he wasn't interested. Thank you, Greg Behrendt, you're my idol!

The guy who had been oogling the show was all over me, though. He asked to buy me drinks, he came up and danced with me, he plain out told me he wanted to fuck with me and that his dick was 22 centimeters! (=almost 9".) Now, not only was I not interested, but he was also ugly, looked like he was 17 (though he claimed to be 26)), and had worse breath than my cat! I had to tell him TWICE that I wasn't interested.

BUT, the best part of the evening - next to smearing ice over a half-naked man on stage with a cheering crowd below me - was that when I took a cab home (it was raining, and I have a bad cold that I didn't want to turn into a pneumonia right before school starts), I started talking to the cab driver, and it turns out he's looking for a new place. I told him that my apartment would be available 1st of October, and I even invited him up to take a look at it. He did so, and liked the place. Especially he liked the new wallpapers I had put up - and the fact that not only the rent but also the broad band connection would be much cheaper if he took over my place! So, I told him to get in touch with my landlords, and then we'd see. He agreed, and left.
It was an expensive cab ride, but it may pay off in October. :)

Leaving again now, just wanted to tell you the news. I'm heading over to my parents by bus, to get my car that dad has been kind enough to fix for me at record speed. Mum, the little temptress, has also promised to serve salmon for dinner... *licks lips*
 
Was Strippers, Apartments, Cars and Salmon the movie John Candy was making before he died? Or am I thinking of Strippers, Apartments, Cars and Salmon II?
 
John Candy was never in the sequel. That was James Belushi. They're pretty alike, so I understand your confusion. :D
 
Wow, all those details, and the metric conversion stuff even made it educational. What more could you want in a post? :)
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Wow, all those details, and the metric conversion stuff even made it educational. What more could you want in a post? :)

Pictures of the strippers. :cathappy:


(Edited to add - I'm not greedy. Surely you snagged a couple with your cell phone. You don't have to post them all!)
 
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I've got one of those OLD cell phones that doesn't have a camera. It was a present from my parents, and I love it very much. I'm not trading it.
 
Svenskaflicka,

Are you trying to convince us that all the stereotypes about Swedish Ladies are true - that they are blonde, gorgeous, very attractive and selective?

That's twice that you have been on stage with the male strippers. We know and appreciate you here. What is it that gets you chosen to join the strippers on stage? I don't believe it's your writing.

Og
 
Svenskaflicka,

It has been my experience, having worked in strip clubs for a long time, that MOST male strippers are gay. Not all of them, but almost all of them I have ever known were gay. I used to do security in a gentlemens club that occasionally had Ladies Night and brought in male strippers. Out of all the different Male Revue's that came in there were two male strippers who were straight, out of probably 100 different men. Maybe you just played the odds and picked a gay one. No harm, no foul. Better luck next time. :)

Boota
 
oggbashan said:
Svenskaflicka,

Are you trying to convince us that all the stereotypes about Swedish Ladies are true - that they are blonde, gorgeous, very attractive and selective?

That's twice that you have been on stage with the male strippers. We know and appreciate you here. What is it that gets you chosen to join the strippers on stage? I don't believe it's your writing.

Og


I think it's the fact that I stand close to the stage and wave my arms, shouting "Me! Me! Pick me! Oh, pretty, pretty, pretty PLEASE pick me! I'll give you a BJ if you pick me!"
 
Boota said:
Svenskaflicka,

It has been my experience, having worked in strip clubs for a long time, that MOST male strippers are gay. Not all of them, but almost all of them I have ever known were gay. I used to do security in a gentlemens club that occasionally had Ladies Night and brought in male strippers. Out of all the different Male Revue's that came in there were two male strippers who were straight, out of probably 100 different men. Maybe you just played the odds and picked a gay one. No harm, no foul. Better luck next time. :)

Boota


Good point. I can comfort myself with the fact that I wasn't manly enough. :D
 
Svenskaflicka said:
I think it's the fact that I stand close to the stage and wave my arms, shouting "Me! Me! Pick me! Oh, pretty, pretty, pretty PLEASE pick me! I'll give you a BJ if you pick me!"
I met my third, fifth, and eleventh ex-wife that way.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
I met my third, fifth, and eleventh ex-wife that way.


That's about as depressing as when M told me this cold I have is a flu that typically lasts 3 weeks. :(
 
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