Strangest way you've ever been cockblocked and go....

[blulilacgrl]

I'll even go first. I just got cockblocked by a ferret. After spending the past hour looking for her (finally found her curled up in hubby's motorcycle jacket), now the room is a mess and hubby isn't in the mood. Damn it!

And I shaved and everything!!

 

[Misshotndeep]

Semi demonic toy! It was an old doll I kept around forever. I was once making out and it randomly started clapping its hands. I hadn't touched that thing in years. I was ready to ignore it. The guy ran away. Seriously, kinda saved me. Found out how horrid a person he was a few months later.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Semi demonic toy! It was an old doll I kept around forever. I was once making out and it randomly started clapping its hands. I hadn't touched that thing in years. I was ready to ignore it. The guy ran away. Seriously, kinda saved me. Found out how horrid a person he was a few months later.

Sounds like someone was watching out for you.

 

[ydahecnot]

Once in the middle of things, the song Hocus Pocus, by Focus, came on the radio. She started laughing uncontrollably, and so much for things. In summary, cockblocked by prog rock

 

[Misshotndeep]

Sounds like someone was watching out for you.

Not the first guy that doll has runoff. My last husband took it and hid it and I haven't seen it since. It was actually my very first doll as a kid. I miss her creepy ass. Hehe

 

[blulilacgrl]

Once in the middle of things, the song Hocus Pocus, by Focus, came on the radio. She started laughing uncontrollably, and so much for things. In summary, cockblocked by prog rock

Okay well yeah that seems to be a given.

But oh my God! Look at her! She's all snug and happy and asleep. Not a care in the world or even a smidgen of regret for causing me to lose out on some much needed lovin'!

https://i.imgur.com/II1tgvR.jpg

 

[Sundayschild]

Having some online fun once on the couch and a frog hopped past. Followed by a cat.