whyaskwhy
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Thought it'd be interesting to read what other people had to say about this. What's the strangest thing/object/body part you've ever jerked (or jilled, this is certainly open to the ladies as well...don't be shy, girls) off onto? I suppose it probably depends on an individual's fetish, be it shoes, panties, feet, or sunflower seeds, but I'd still love to see everybody's answers.
I'll even get the ball rolling: I've cum on a lot of different things (not that I make a habit of this, mind you, but over the course of a guy's sexual life, these things add up, am I right?). I've cum in all the predictable masturbatory places, of course: my belly, into a wad of tissues, etc, but I've occassionally had fun with it, like jerking off into my hand so I could eat it, or doing the old up-and- over with my legs so I could cum on my own face or in my mouth (a guy needs to keep getting creative, you know?), and once, urged to do it by a woman I wish I was still in touch with, I even licked my own cum up off the toilet seat. (God, I miss her and her lack of limits.)
And of course, I've come in just about all the predicatble female places as well: faces, asses, mouths (mmmm, I miss her, as I think I've already said), pussies, backs, tits, necks, etc....
But for my strangest (stranger than the toilet seat thing? really?), I'd have to go back to a hot night of weirdness when I jerked off onto a cock-shaped dildo and then pushed it into my mouth and cleaned it all off that way. I actually came a second time while doing it, just from the fantasy/edginess of it. And hey, for an orally bi-curious guy who's never had a real cock to suck on, I have to make due with what I have at hand.
If you've never tried it, give it a shot intentinal pun-15 points). It was a hell of a turn on.
Anyway, let's see what everyone else has to say....
I'll even get the ball rolling: I've cum on a lot of different things (not that I make a habit of this, mind you, but over the course of a guy's sexual life, these things add up, am I right?). I've cum in all the predictable masturbatory places, of course: my belly, into a wad of tissues, etc, but I've occassionally had fun with it, like jerking off into my hand so I could eat it, or doing the old up-and- over with my legs so I could cum on my own face or in my mouth (a guy needs to keep getting creative, you know?), and once, urged to do it by a woman I wish I was still in touch with, I even licked my own cum up off the toilet seat. (God, I miss her and her lack of limits.)
And of course, I've come in just about all the predicatble female places as well: faces, asses, mouths (mmmm, I miss her, as I think I've already said), pussies, backs, tits, necks, etc....
But for my strangest (stranger than the toilet seat thing? really?), I'd have to go back to a hot night of weirdness when I jerked off onto a cock-shaped dildo and then pushed it into my mouth and cleaned it all off that way. I actually came a second time while doing it, just from the fantasy/edginess of it. And hey, for an orally bi-curious guy who's never had a real cock to suck on, I have to make due with what I have at hand.
If you've never tried it, give it a shot intentinal pun-15 points). It was a hell of a turn on.
Anyway, let's see what everyone else has to say....
I visited an adult book store one night and on the way home I was so horny I went down a country road pulled over to the side of the road got out and stroked leaving my "mark" on the road
