Strangest kink you've heard?

[bigmane]

The weirdest one I've heard of was from a policewoman.

They got a call one day that there was a naked guy in a field screwing
a pumpkin!

Of course they had to go and arrest him, it was near a freeway and the public could see.

That's one of the funniest I've heard.

It turned out to be the farmer himself, in his own field with his
own crops, so no trespassing or stealing. He just got done for
exposure I heard.

 

[fma20fma]

hi

My friend says her bf loves to do anal sex on her in the suburban train toilet.

 

[bigmane]

Yes, I once had a fantasy about that,
but aren't public toilet cubicles a bit small and
poky, especially on trains?

I didn't end up doing it there.

Waited until we got home!

 

[rae121452]

years ago i knew a working girl who had a client whose sole desire was to get nude and have her throw oranges at him. she loved it, didn't even have to take off her shoes and he paid extra.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Then there's the one about the butcher who packed and empty can with raw liver and fucked it until he came. Then he wrapped the liver up and sold it to the women who thought they were better than him.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

I'm torn between furries and adults that pretend to be babies.

 

[Hypoxia]

Weirdest kink: celibacy.