Stranger than fiction....

[SJZ76]

Some days simply don't belong in reality. Stranger than fiction sums it up nicely. I had one of those this weekend. My neighbor went off the deep end, called me every name in the book, used language that would make a veteran sailor blush, and then threatened to shoot me! To top it off, she called the cops on ME!!! Yep.

Why, you ask? Because I made a smart ass comment in response to her smart ass comment. Warranted, I'd say.

So - tell me about your strange days?

 

[Riles]

Okay, I KNOW I wasn't supposed to laugh at this, but....I did.

She called the cops because of something you SAID? Ummm....Mzzz. SJ, you must have quite some mouth. -grin-

 

[cookiejar]

I once threw an apple I was eating at a woman who called me a bitch. She called the cops! The deputy tried to keep a straight face when he came but we both ended up laughing. Funny part? The next day she saw me and smiled and talked like nothing had happened. Weird ...

 

[SJZ76]

Okay, I KNOW I wasn't supposed to laugh at this, but....I did.

She called the cops because of something you SAID? Ummm....Mzzz. SJ, you must have quite some mouth. -grin-

LOL - we both know I have a fabulous mouth. But it actually wasn't me that said it. When she threatened to shoot me, my best friend's boyfriend told her to come over so we could finish this. She interpretted that as HE was going to shoot HER. Even tho he never said anything close to that. He just thought she was stupid for yelling over the fence.

The entire thing was so unbelievable, I pretty much stood there slack jawed while she shrieked at me.

 

[Riles]

And THIS is why I live in the country....

FAAAAAR away from neighbours.