Strange thoughts and questions that go through ShyGuy's mind during the day

[ShyGuy68]

Ok I don't know where this will lead, but I've thought about doing this for a while. Feel free to comment, if you see something that you find funny or interesting.

Thought(s) of the day:

Damn I like this time of the year, when the women wear thin white pants, so you can see what kind of panties they wear! (Yeah I know I'm a pervert!!)

I definately have to ride my bicycle through town some more, but I also have to be careful so I don't get to distracted!

Question(s) of the day:

Why do diet coke fizz more than regular coke?

 

[Kajira Callista]

corn syrup

 

[serijules]

Question(s) of the day:

Why do diet coke fizz more than regular coke?

My theory is they are trying to make up for the lack of taste by attempting to entertain you.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Question:

Why oh why can't people at least drive as fast as the speed limit allows? It's so annoying being stuck behind somebody doing 30 kph in a 50 kph zone, or those doing 70 kph in a 80 kph zone!!

 

[snowy ciara]

Sunday drivers, we call them here. (I call them a few other things, too, but lets not go there.) There are people who are bound and determined to be "safe" regardless of how many accidents they cause behind them.

 

[Killishandra]

Sunday drivers, we call them here. (I call them a few other things, too, but lets not go there.) There are people who are bound and determined to be "safe" regardless of how many accidents they cause behind them.

I'm a horrible driver. I swerve all over the place, and I can't parallel park. I like to read romance novels while steering with the other hand and talking on my cell phone.

I ran over 3 pedestrians last month, and one baby stroller filled with groceries.

 

[snowy ciara]

as long as it wasn't filled with a baby. Grown-up pedestrians should know enough to get out of the way.

 

[Killishandra]

as long as it wasn't filled with a baby. Grown-up pedestrians should know enough to get out of the way.

As should baby pedestrians. And I think age 5 is a good time to start trying kids in adult court, and admitting them into compulsory military service for at least 2 years, minimum.

Just my $0.02


*blows kisses to snowy while she jabbers all this nonsense*

 

[snowy ciara]

catching kisses WOOHOOOOOOOOooo....

 

[Killishandra]

catching kisses WOOHOOOOOOOOooo....

Snowy, you're so cute.

 

[graceanne]

Shyslave says that's how dolf drives. Scary.

Do I have to get my license? I'm afraid of meeting people like you on the road. *shudders*

 

[Killishandra]

Shyslave says that's how dolf drives. Scary.

Do I have to get my license? I'm afraid of meeting people like you on the road. *shudders*

I'm actually a decent driver. I was just being silly for the sake of the thread.

 

[graceanne]

I'm actually a decent driver. I was just being silly for the sake of the thread.

Ok, so you are. But their's so many scary drivers out there! And my sisters the worst. Plus, they are all attracted to me like a magnet.

Mean old K's insisting that I get my license, though. And as much as I'm scared to drive with all those weirdo's I gotta admit he's right, I need it. *pouts* I wish that tri-met would just have the busses come out to my house. Then I'd never need to drive.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Ain't he cute??

 

[shy slave]

I'm actually a decent driver. I was just being silly for the sake of the thread.

Sadly Dolfs driving is not silly.
Its damn scary but fun, lots of fun

 

[chris9]

Ok, so you are. But their's so many scary drivers out there! And my sisters the worst. Plus, they are all attracted to me like a magnet.

Mean old K's insisting that I get my license, though. And as much as I'm scared to drive with all those weirdo's I gotta admit he's right, I need it. *pouts* I wish that tri-met would just have the busses come out to my house. Then I'd never need to drive.

Some of the bus drivers around here drive their busses like sports cars... Very scary! And everybody inside just flies around Believe me, I'm there almost every day. I WAY prefer to drive myself. But there is only incredibly expensive parking available, so I have to 'trust' those drivers...

 

[ShyGuy68]

Why do people when they are shopping in the supermarkets, absolutely have to stop in the middle of the aisles, to talk or look at stuff, and block the traffic there? Damn it people, pull over and make room for us that just want to get the shopping over with in a hurry!!

Btw. cool link http://earth.google.com

 

[Kajira Callista]

Why do people when they are shopping in the supermarkets, absolutely have to stop in the middle of the aisles, to talk or look at stuff, and block the traffic there? Damn it people, pull over and make room for us that just want to get the shopping over with in a hurry!!

Btw. cool link http://earth.google.com

lol that is one of my biggest pet peeves...i usually shop with two kids in tow and if i cant get through the aisles fast i end up with a cart full of kidstuff. they need lanes drawn on the floor or something.

 

[chris9]

Why do people when they are shopping in the supermarkets, absolutely have to stop in the middle of the aisles, to talk or look at stuff, and block the traffic there? Damn it people, pull over and make room for us that just want to get the shopping over with in a hurry!!

Btw. cool link http://earth.google.com

Really bad, too, are slow people who move from side to side, so it's impossible to overtake them without bumping into them. And since they are usually the grouchy old people sort, they will kill you with looking. I sometimes even use a parallel aisle to overtake them, just to avoid increasing prejudices about how young people don't respect their elders and stuff.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Hmm I wonder why I have to wake up in the middle of the night, and not being able to go back to sleep.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Hmm I wonder why I have to wake up in the middle of the night, and not being able to go back to sleep.

because you get outta bed and turn on your computer and come to lit and dont need sleep anymore.

 

[snowy ciara]

because you miss all the femme subs.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Can you be fined for littering if what you throw out is natural?

Don't vegetarians like to give oral sex, since they don't eat meat?

 

[graceanne]

Can you be fined for littering if what you throw out is natural?

No. Not if it's biodegradable. So you can throw out an apple core - it'll feed the ants for months. But you cannot throw out a cigarette but. Especially in my yard.

 

[ShyGuy68]

I wish I had a sub who could have helped me paint these last couple of days, and to get the paint of my hands afterwards!

Oh and I just found out I've won this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0308644/, which is kinda fun,, because I was thinking yesterday that it seems like I hardly win anything