Stranded

smoothg103rd

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You are stuck on a Island. You can have 5 people here who are stuck with you. Who are they, and why?
 
Query: To play chess with.

Aquagal: Hopefully I catch her bathing, so I could learn to love my life. If I could see her naked, then being stranded wouldn't be that bad.

Toubab: To converse with.

Robdownsouth: Just someone to beat up everyday, so I won't get bored.

Kitty:Just because imma need some sex. And I know if she is stranded with me she is putting out.
 
perg - ex military, medical training, experienced in all manner of out doorsy shit, does courses on surviving in the wilderness & all that jazz. i'd quite like to live and he'd keep me alive.

trysail - he's no spring chicken, tis true, but he has more stamina than most men half his age, and he knows about the sea. if I ever want to reach the mainland, he's my guy.

skaout - another out doorsy type, good with water, etc. plus he builds shit, he's good with wood, and he works his arse off until the job is done. I want a hut and a boat and a shower.

1hf - she's tiny and she climbs trees. she can be our fruit monkey! also, gutting & skinning & cooking is messy. she'd probably enjoy it. lastly, she's cute and slutty and my cunt doesn't want to deal with skaout & perg playing dom tag team partners.

des - because all this practicality needs a balance, and his head is a library. with no radio or tv or internet or books, his voice will keep me sane.
 
Ginger: Mischka, provided she brings her liquor cabinet.

Mary Ann: Dolf, because she didn't list me.

Gilligan: Killswitch, because everyone loves a drag show on Saturday nite.

The Professor: Old Weird Harold, because he knows everything.

Mrs. Howell: Laurel, because we can BBQ her kitties.
 
perg - ex military, medical training, experienced in all manner of out doorsy shit, does courses on surviving in the wilderness & all that jazz. i'd quite like to live and he'd keep me alive.

trysail - he's no spring chicken, tis true, but he has more stamina than most men half his age, and he knows about the sea. if I ever want to reach the mainland, he's my guy.

skaout - another out doorsy type, good with water, etc. plus he builds shit, he's good with wood, and he works his arse off until the job is done. I want a hut and a boat and a shower.

1hf - she's tiny and she climbs trees. she can be our fruit monkey! also, gutting & skinning & cooking is messy. she'd probably enjoy it. lastly, she's cute and slutty and my cunt doesn't want to deal with skaout & perg playing dom tag team partners.

des - because all this practicality needs a balance, and his head is a library. with no radio or tv or internet or books, his voice will keep me sane.

Fruit Monkey :laughing:
 
perg - ex military, medical training, experienced in all manner of out doorsy shit, does courses on surviving in the wilderness & all that jazz. i'd quite like to live and he'd keep me alive.

trysail - he's no spring chicken, tis true, but he has more stamina than most men half his age, and he knows about the sea. if I ever want to reach the mainland, he's my guy.

skaout - another out doorsy type, good with water, etc. plus he builds shit, he's good with wood, and he works his arse off until the job is done. I want a hut and a boat and a shower.

1hf - she's tiny and she climbs trees. she can be our fruit monkey! also, gutting & skinning & cooking is messy. she'd probably enjoy it. lastly, she's cute and slutty and my cunt doesn't want to deal with skaout & perg playing dom tag team partners.

des - because all this practicality needs a balance, and his head is a library. with no radio or tv or internet or books, his voice will keep me sane.

I see you have a great plan.
 
No one. What kind of asshole strands other people? If I pick people I like they get stuck on a fucking island, and if I pick people I dislike I have to deal with them. Either way I screw people better than me or screw myself.
 
Query: To play chess with.

Aquagal: Hopefully I catch her bathing, so I could learn to love my life. If I could see her naked, then being stranded wouldn't be that bad.

Toubab: To converse with.

Robdownsouth: Just someone to beat up everyday, so I won't get bored.

Kitty:Just because imma need some sex. And I know if she is stranded with me she is putting out.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm pretty upset I didn't make this list.
 
Thor - i don't need anyone to ensure my survival, but a partner would be great and I think we'd deal well together.

Cleo - she's my closest female friend from here.

Kowboy - he's entertaining and sweet and i imagine him to be a furnace when sleeping.


I need to think on the other two.
 
Perg, thor, and y=mx+b: to take care of the practicalities. Food, shelter, survival, etc etc. Even though I could do it myself, I'd rather enjoy watching them do it.

Garnate/Des: I'm counting them as one person, because together they would satisfy all my entertainment needs. Not sexually, you perverts.

Jelly: her relentless optimism would keep the rest of us from killing one another.
 
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