Straight Men, and Ladies who like Ladies Only Please

Queen_Vicki

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This thread is only for the real actual straight men, on this site that loves pussy, and the ladies who like pussy as well. So pussy haters, shemale lovers, and gay/bi men I love ya,dearly, but please I am asking nicely to stay out.End rant
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So recently I have an new addiction when it comes to porn, and that's pussy eating videos. I think it's so damn erotica, wonderful, and better than any porn I have seen as of recently. It's just the way the couple interact with each other, and love the way the men cater to the woman, ensuing her pleasure only. Sadly I have yet to experience this myself, so I want to hear your experiences

What do you guys, enjoy about eating the Vajayjay
 
I enjoy many things,

The smell

The taste

The juices on my tongue, around my mouth, dripping down my chin

The things I enjoy most tho is the pleasure it gives, hearing her moan knowing I'm getting her wetter and Hornier and add the fact she's gonna squirt all over my face or in my mouth is a bonus

Plus it also feels so intimate and gives me a rock hard cock for fucking it
 
Nothing I like better than cunnilingus..... Getting a lady off with my mouth is so intimate and inspiring.
I love it!
 
Nothing I like better than cunnilingus..... Getting a lady off with my mouth is so intimate and inspiring.
I love it!

Sorry sweetheart, you must cannot read. This thread is only for straight men,and ladies who like ladies.
 
To tell the truth, I get no physical pleasure from eating pussy. I don't mind doing it, and I love the fact that my lady loves it and gets off on it, so I do it frequently. But the only pleasure I get is in the fact that it pleases her.

Pussy-eating porn does nothing at all for me.
 
Well, that's even more confusing! Bisexual men cannot offer a "great response"? That just doesn't seem likely! :)
 
Well, that's even more confusing! Bisexual men cannot offer a "great response"? That just doesn't seem likely! :)

To me they,don't. I wanted opinions that I see fit.Not anyone else.Plus I asked nicely, for them not to reply. I was not rude about it. I just simply wanted only straight men, and women who like women.
 
It's her thread, let her have her own rules..

I love the feeling that she is going nuts while I am down there. I get off more about the power of control it gives me, probably the same most woman feel when giving head.

It's the best when the pussy is shaved and smooth, feels nice against my lips.
 
It's her thread, let her have her own rules..

I love the feeling that she is going nuts while I am down there. I get off more about the power of control it gives me, probably the same most woman feel when giving head.

It's the best when the pussy is shaved and smooth, feels nice against my lips.

Thank You
 
To me they,don't. I wanted opinions that I see fit.Not anyone else.Plus I asked nicely, for them not to reply. I was not rude about it. I just simply wanted only straight men, and women who like women.


I realize it is "your" thread, albeit on a "public" forum for all to see and reply to, but what I don't understand is why you think bisexual men cannot respond with the ardor you seek. I am genuinely interested in knowing what they lack in when it comes to appreciating the art of oral pleasure for women.

If you really want to cull who responds to your thread, just request pm's for private discussion otherwise you just come off as a "hater" whether you are or not.
 
This thread is only for the real actual straight men, on this site that loves pussy, and the ladies who like pussy as well. So pussy haters, shemale lovers, and gay/bi men I love ya,dearly, but please I am asking nicely to stay out.End rant
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So recently I have an new addiction when it comes to porn, and that's pussy eating videos. I think it's so damn erotica, wonderful, and better than any porn I have seen as of recently. It's just the way the couple interact with each other, and love the way the men cater to the woman, ensuing her pleasure only. Sadly I have yet to experience this myself, so I want to hear your experiences

What do you guys, enjoy about eating the Vajayjay

Until recently, I never cared for pussy eating videos. They seemed to be a waste of time to me. But a few months ago I started watching girl/girl pussy eating videos, and my attitude has changed completely. I now love watching them, especially videos like this: Lick. What I like about the girl/girl videos is the performers seem much more into it. In many of them they really seem to be having real orgasms. In the guy/girl videos, the pussy eating is just a place holder taking up space before the fucking starts. It's rushed, and rarely seems to be effective.

What do I love about eating pussy? Everything. The taste, the smell, the feeling in my mouth. Most of all, I love how much women love it. I love making them cum, and eating pussy is the surest way to get a woman off multiple times. And once a woman has already enjoyed all the oral she can handle, she is primed for some intense fucking. Her orgasms come more quickly and with more intensity. I go down and stay down until she has cum so many times that her body is quivering and she has to push my face away because she can't take any more. Then I penetrate her with my cock before she has a chance to recover. Fucking becomes one long continuous orgasm at that point.
 
On a side note, men who are bi could still like pussy as much as a straight guy.

I don't claim to understand that, but accept it.

However, the OP said they only wanted straight guys or women who want women.
It's silly to contest the "whys". She has her reasons ...however silly they may be.

I see a thread "for women only who like anal sex", I'd LIKE to post there, but it says "women only". I would be TROLLING if I do otherwise and go off topic.

What part of "no" don't you understand?

Move on, get over it, start your own thread, whatever, accept it.

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Back on topic.
Mostly I like pleasing a woman. Making her body shudder while I am "Dining at the Y" feels good. It's not so much a physical pleasure, as a delight in making her squirm in heat and passion.

I always noted in older porn that very little were women eaten out and licked to shuddering climaxes. It's about time they got their fair share...
 
Love the way her hips twitch uncontrollably and tshe goes from watching me lick, suck and fingering the sweet Ooooo'maker too that head flopping back, heels and legs on my back pulling me in for the sweet taste of her orgasm!
 
maybe its cause I am in a sarcastic mood, but its hard to take women seriously who call it their, or the vajayjay :rolleyes:
 
I especially love to combine analingus and cunnilingus together with a large dose of fingering, for giving the most intense orgasms. :devil:
 
Any man that considers himself bi, or a straight dude that likes dick (there is an awful lot of denial on this site) can not possibly like pussy nearly is much as me. If I could shrink myself down and live in a vagina I would.
 
It's her thread, let her have her own rules..

I love the feeling that she is going nuts while I am down there. I get off more about the power of control it gives me, probably the same most woman feel when giving head.

It's the best when the pussy is shaved and smooth, feels nice against my lips.

It may have been STARTED by her...but this thread will live or die and bend and grow as it chooses to by us, the readers and posters...

This site doesn't censor much, no one deleted her previous 300+ bigoted posts on spewing hate at gays, whites etc...

I HOPE this is someones mischievous alt someone uses to generate fruitful discussion or just to have the joy of being an asshole. If this is a real live human being with this mindset, that is sad...pathetic really.

Are you so desperate for pussy you'd grovel at the feet of someone that would reject you on the basis of race for example?

also ya know that little bit about you (a straight man like myself) imagining in your mind how a women might enjoy the power of giving head? Yeah, that's real in touch with your feminine side thinking...~golf clap~ I've thought the same thing myself at times.

Its called empathy, you have it; let it grow, nurture it....

On the other hand she would hate you more for that.

On a side note, men who are bi could still like pussy as much as a straight guy.

I don't claim to understand that, but accept it.

This part was fine....and even though by your definition below you are "thread-jacking" by specifically injecting the example of bisexuals when she expressly "forbid" it (as if she can.), I don't think that your comment was off-topic, rather she set up the need for a response....

We call people out all the time for idiot reasons like grammar, so a statement like that makes no sense is BEGGING for a response.

~actual thread jack~ I wonder if the "don't understand it comment" came out wrong...I CAN totally understand why a Bi-Man would love pussy that's what makes him Bi not Gay? On the other hand if you mean how can Bi-guys appreciate pussy AND love external genitals, nope don't get it either..penii are goofy lookin' flaccid, erect, just awkward. But I get my head around it by realizing gay men and women in my experience love to get some cock, so shrug it makes sense.

However, the OP said they only wanted straight guys or women who want women.
It's silly to contest the "whys". She has her reasons ...however silly they may be.

I see a thread "for women only who like anal sex", I'd LIKE to post there, but it says "women only". I would be TROLLING if I do otherwise and go off topic.

What part of "no" don't you understand?

Move on, get over it, start your own thread, whatever, accept it.

Um, no...that is not how any forum works, much less Literotica...

Calling out bigotry for what it is..... isn't "trolling" or thread jacking...in fact she MADE her prejudicial comments the centerpiece of her title and OP.

I fail to see how a thread about PUSSY would have attracted gay men, or trans-women who don't have one unless they wanted to discuss their love of going downtown? If a pretty tranny kept it gaffed and tucked, how does that turn her off, she likes lipstick lesbians only I presume?

The human being that is a trans-woman or a bi-sexual man, might well be able to give this person some pointers about VAJAYJAY's some of them might well have more of an affinity for, and and experience with then she does.

Further, how does she feel about F-to-M trans-persons that are in fact devoted cross-dressers and may love pussy or self-identify as gay male orientation.


Are you this diligent telling people to leave threads that start NON-offensively when they ACTUALLY troll, interjecting vitriol where there was none?

That said, I'm not fond of a lot of categories of threads so I don't read them...when and if someone said something like, "I am a tranny and I LOVE pretending my ass is a pussy.." well, those things annoy me too. ..and is a when and if sort of thing.

This thread is only for the real actual straight men, on this site that loves pussy, and the ladies who like pussy as well. So pussy haters, shemale lovers, and gay/bi men I love ya,dearly, but please I am asking nicely to stay out.End rant
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So recently I have an new addiction when it comes to porn, and that's pussy eating videos. I think it's so damn erotica, wonderful, and better than any porn I have seen as of recently. It's just the way the couple interact with each other, and love the way the men cater to the woman, ensuing her pleasure only. Sadly I have yet to experience this myself, so I want to hear your experiences

What do you guys, enjoy about eating the Vajayjay

I don't know what your definition of "love" and "nicely" is but you and I aren't using the same thesaurus.

yum!...pussy with a side of ~acrid~.
 
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the only reason I have posted here was because I read Vicci's other posts and found out how jaded she was.
Anyone can start a thread but no one can dictate who replies. You can request.
And no one can have any idea how much I love pussy except for the women I have had the extreme pleasure to spend quality time with.
:D
 
It may have been STARTED by her...but this thread will live or die and bend and grow as it chooses to by us, the readers and posters...

This site doesn't censor much, no one deleted her previous 300+ bigoted posts on spewing hate at gays, whites etc...

I HOPE this is someones mischievous alt someone uses to generate fruitful discussion or just to have the joy of being an asshole. If this is a real live human being with this mindset, that is sad...pathetic really.

Are you so desperate for pussy you'd grovel at the feet of someone that would reject you on the basis of race for example?

also ya know that little bit about you (a straight man like myself) imagining in your mind how a women might enjoy the power of giving head? Yeah, that's real in touch with your feminine side thinking...~golf clap~ I've thought the same thing myself at times.

Its called empathy, you have it; let it grow, nurture it....

On the other hand she would hate you more for that.



This part was fine....and even though by your definition below you are "thread-jacking" by specifically injecting the example of bisexuals when she expressly "forbid" it (as if she can.), I don't think that your comment was off-topic, rather she set up the need for a response....

We call people out all the time for idiot reasons like grammar, so a statement like that makes no sense is BEGGING for a response.

~actual thread jack~ I wonder if the "don't understand it comment" came out wrong...I CAN totally understand why a Bi-Man would love pussy that's what makes him Bi not Gay? On the other hand if you mean how can Bi-guys appreciate pussy AND love external genitals, nope don't get it either..penii are goofy lookin' flaccid, erect, just awkward. But I get my head around it by realizing gay men and women in my experience love to get some cock, so shrug it makes sense.



Um, no...that is not how any forum works, much less Literotica...

Calling out bigotry for what it is..... isn't "trolling" or thread jacking...in fact she MADE her prejudicial comments the centerpiece of her title and OP.

I fail to see how a thread about PUSSY would have attracted gay men, or trans-women who don't have one unless they wanted to discuss their love of going downtown? If a pretty tranny kept it gaffed and tucked, how does that turn her off, she likes lipstick lesbians only I presume?

The human being that is a trans-woman or a bi-sexual man, might well be able to give this person some pointers about VAJAYJAY's some of them might well have more of an affinity for, and and experience with then she does.

Further, how does she feel about F-to-M trans-persons that are in fact devoted cross-dressers and may love pussy or self-identify as gay male orientation.


Are you this diligent telling people to leave threads that start NON-offensively when they ACTUALLY troll, interjecting vitriol where there was none?

That said, I'm not fond of a lot of categories of threads so I don't read them...when and if someone said something like, "I am a tranny and I LOVE pretending my ass is a pussy.." well, those things annoy me too. ..and is a when and if sort of thing.



I don't know what your definition of "love" and "nicely" is but you and I aren't using the same thesaurus.

yum!...pussy with a side of ~acrid~.


Fucker are you serious? I bet you a white asshole that believes in reverse racism don't ya? The only reason why, my hatred for whites is evident, is because of assholes like who don't say shit to the racists asshole that post on this website.

And if I don't want to hear the opnions of bisexual men/gay men, shemale overs, and pussy haters, then that's my choice to do so. As far as I am concern they have nothing to offer here. Call me a bigot all you want, but as a woman I want a man's attention on to be 100%
 
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