Story with "sperm detecting wand" - please help me find

[sikeston42]

I found a story that I want to find again and to read. Send me the link at [personal info prohibited per our forum guidelines]

The story concerns a "Joke" that happened at a party. The protagonist's wife is out of the room with a Jerk. One of the other people just gets through showing all the other party goers a "Sperm Detecting Wand" (a black light wand). While he is showing the party goers the wand and checking a few people the wand in operation, the protagonist's wife and the jerk come back into the room where all the partiers are. The wand is immediately used on the two and it appears as if the protagonist's wife had given the "jerk" a sloppy blow job. The protagonist immediately leaves the party very mad with his wife and person who owns the wand saying that it was all a joke!
At that point, we had a momentary power outage, and I could not re-find the story.

 

[Wrong Element]

You might want to edit your e-mail address out of the preceding post.

And get stroke material that isn't completely stupid.

Not necessarily in that order.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I found a story that I want to find again and to read. Send me the link at [personal info prohibited per our forum guidelines]

The story concerns a "Joke" that happened at a party. The protagonist's wife is out of the room with a Jerk. One of the other people just gets through showing all the other party goers a "Sperm Detecting Wand" (a black light wand). While he is showing the party goers the wand and checking a few people the wand in operation, the protagonist's wife and the jerk come back into the room where all the partiers are. The wand is immediately used on the two and it appears as if the protagonist's wife had given the "jerk" a sloppy blow job. The protagonist immediately leaves the party very mad with his wife and person who owns the wand saying that it was all a joke!
At that point, we had a momentary power outage, and I could not re-find the story.

Those things make me never want to sleep in a motel room again. Ever.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

You might want to edit your e-mail address out of the preceding post.

And get stroke material that isn't completely stupid.

Not necessarily in that order.

Cut him some slack. I think that was his first post.

On the whole internet, I mean.