Story theme that are cliched,and waaaaayyy over done.

[Queen_Vicki]

Story themes that are cliched,and waaaaayyy over done.

The title explains it all basically.And this can go plot,characters, the whole nine yards.Anything you can think of.I'll post the ones that bother me when I get a few replies.

 

[LadyVer]

It's age. I'd like to see more stories with main characters over the age of 30, preferably over 40.

 

[SamScribble]

I sort of know what you mean. But, surely, they are only overdone if the readers stop reading. I suspect that on a broad appeal site such as this one, a lot of the readers are looking for the clichés they know and love. You wouldn't believe the number of well-meaning missives I get saying: 'You forgot to have the main character fuck his mother'. Or maybe you would.

 

[sr71plt]

The cliché of neglecting to put a space after terminal punctuation gets me every time.

 

[Queen_Vicki]

The cliché of neglecting to put a space after terminal punctuation gets me every time.

Don't you have me on ignore? Go away.

 

[sr71plt]

Don't you have me on ignore? Go away.

There, that's better. You remembered the space behind the terminal punctuation. I do know how hard these things are for you to grasp and remember.

 

[Queen_Vicki]

There, that's better. You remembered the space behind the terminal punctuation. I do know how hard these things are for you to grasp and remember.

I have no idea what you are talking about,but whatever.

 

[sr71plt]

I have no idea what you are talking about,but whatever.

Oops. Now it's moved inside.

 

[LadyVer]

I have no idea what you are talking about,but whatever.

I think he's trying to flirt with you.

 

[Queen_Vicki]

I think he's trying to flirt with you.

He don't like women. He's gay. And who is pilot?

 

[Handley_Page]

The title explains it all basically.And this can go plot,characters, the whole nine yards.Anything you can think of.I'll post the ones that bother me when I get a few replies.

Details of sizes. A 36DDD bra ? a 10 inch cock ?
Not for me, thanks.

 

[lovecraft68]

According to lit, Every woman....

Can deep throat a 10" cock effortlessly (because every guy has one, this is two fer cliche)

cheats on her husband

loves being raped

every white woman craves black men (another twofer as all black men are only with white women)

loves to be gang banged

orgasms just at the thought of sucking cock.

Every man....

No matter how straight secretly wants to suck cock.

enjoys sharing his wife with others

not only has a huge cock, but can fuck 8 times a night and go forever and is a fantastic lover.

Can be fifty five and still have abs of steel and good looking enough for 18 year old girls to swoon over (and another twofer because every milf/cougar/mom no matter how old could still pose for maxim.)

And in general there are no ugly or for that matter even average looking people in the world or erotica, "worst" I've seen is girls who are "not hot, but cute"

All lesbians are hot lipstick lesbians.

Having said all that of course there are stories that break all those tropes, but the OP is looking for common things that annoy us.

My biggest peeve is that women are always not only supposed to be drooling bimbo cum dumpsters, but all submissive as well. Woman on top? Yeah sit back and watch the trolls come in.

So the inherent misogyny of erotica will stand as my biggest annoyance.

 

[legerdemer]

According to lit, Every woman....

.... fifty-five...and another twofer because every milf/cougar/mom no matter how old could still pose for maxim

Thaaaat's why the girl at Maxim was trying, politely at first, to push me out the door... Now I get it.

 

[lovecraft68]

Thaaaat's why the girl at Maxim was trying, politely at first, to push me out the door... Now I get it.

Don't blame her, the boots would have made you the fav to get the photo shoot.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Stories where a couple are having sex in the dark, and the author mentions about five times that Bob is wearing a different aftershave/has suddenly become a much better lover/has grown a full beard since last week. And then the MASSIVE TWIST at the end is that IT'S NOT REALLY BOB.

 

[oggbashan]

It was all a dream. (I know. I've used that one.)

He never noticed until now that his sister or mom is hot and begging for it - from him.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

He don't like women. He's gay. And who is pilot?

A guy with wings to fly and no undercarriage.

 

[lovecraft68]

Stories where a couple are having sex in the dark, and the author mentions about five times that Bob is wearing a different aftershave/has suddenly become a much better lover/has grown a full beard since last week. And then the MASSIVE TWIST at the end is that IT'S NOT REALLY BOB.

Great one! the incest trope is its her..son or brother. The reverse is the dark and Joe can't believe how much better his wife is at sucking his cock and its cause its his daughter

 

[lovecraft68]

Accidently catching a family member naked or masturbating leads to sex

 

[DreamCloud]

Cliches are comfortable.
When done well, they are a warm blanket for our cold minds.

 

[Carnal_Flower]

Its not exactly a story line, but I erupt when a girl "tries on" cloths and "models" for bro/dad/hubs in the store.

Men do not enter the changing rooms for f's sake. And no one but no one wanders out into the store half naked. Drop that damn cliché once and for all.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

All daughters are daddy's girl and lust after daddy.

 

[LaRascasse]

Girls and guys who are perpetually barely legal.

What?! It's your eighteenth birthday... AGAIIIN!!!

And of course...

If there are two women who are so much as acquainted, they are inevitably heading for a sweaty tangle of limbs and pussies.

 

[Queen_Vicki]

Girls and guys who are perpetually barely legal.

What?! It's your eighteenth birthday... AGAIIIN!!!

And of course...

If there are two women who are so much as acquainted, they are inevitably heading for a sweaty tangle of limbs and pussies.

As you, and one other poster have said. These stories involving 18 years olds,especially 18 year old girls bother me to no end.And the theme that really kills me, is if said 18 year old gets involved with an older man via: "The big scary handsome older man came over to my home one day, to collect a debt my father owe. Of course my father didn't have the money at the time,so the big scary older handsome decided to take me, and my 18 year old virgin pussy" I call this the Beauty, and the Beast overdone scenario.UGH!

Or the theme,or plot usually is about a big savage beast of a man, and his comrades invading kingdoms,and they decided to lay claim to the 18 year old virgin princess.

And in general stories that involve 18 years, or barely young women getting involved with older men turn me OFF! The moment I find out that the lead female character is still in her teens,or early twenties, I will instantly move on to another story. And I am saying this as an older woman of 26.

 

[slyc_willie]

Accidently catching a family member naked or masturbating leads to sex

But . . . but . . . that actually happens, right? RIGHT?

Oh, hell . . . .

*<select all> <delete>*

Its not exactly a story line, but I erupt when a girl "tries on" cloths and "models" for bro/dad/hubs in the store.

Men do not enter the changing rooms for f's sake. And no one but no one wanders out into the store half naked. Drop that damn cliché once and for all.

On a first date with a former girlfriend (many, many, many years ago), she wanted to try on dresses for me at a store in the mall. It was one of those small, privately-owned places where they didn't put as much effort into hiding the changing rooms from casual view. Granted, she was never half-naked, although one of the dresses dipped very low in the back and made it obvious to me she had on nothing underneath.

So, as a trope, yeah, it gets overdone. But it's happened at least once that I know of.

* * * *

Any story in which the young, hot, female protagonist is named Amber, Kelly, Tiffany or Britney.

The "fact" that all cheerleaders are selfish, conniving, narcissistic bitches born to rich families and absolutely love black cock. Please, put this one in a titanium safe, weld it shut, shove it in a rocket and shoot it into the sun.

Any story in which massive amounts of character defects are suddenly made irrelevant because the guy is hung like a donkey on steroids.