Story starters for drama class that really work better on a porn site.

[Guest]

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[Stella_Omega]

I had always wanted a puppy....



I like #1 a lot, as well.

 

[damppanties]

18. It was a weird thing, hairy and smelly and limp, but I loved it because...

Oh.

17. He lit his cigar with an ice cube and fainted.

What am I missing?

 

[Guest]

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[TE999]

I think combining Story Prompts 4 and 5 would produce some interesting results.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I think combining Story Prompts 4 and 5 would produce some interesting results.

Sorta... bucolic, huh?

 

[DesertPirate]

I think combining Story Prompts 4 and 5 would produce some interesting results.

Only if it was Grandpa MacDonald

 

[Guest]

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[TE999]

Sorta... bucolic, huh?

Yep...has a down home flavor to it...who came first, the chicken or Grandpa.

Only if it was Grandpa MacDonald

That's why you hear "Eee, Iiii, Eeee, Iiiii, Ohhhhhh!" from the barn all day.

 

[damppanties]

You're not missing anything.

These are supposed to be odd.

And they generally do promote good improv.

This selection is a bit too odd, though.

Hmmm. 17 is the weirdness indeed.

 

[Guest]

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[cloudy]

I like this one:

50. "Where did everyone go?" I shouted, but there was no answer.

Very Omega Man-ish.

 

[DesertPirate]

Yep...has a down home flavor to it...who came first, the chicken or Grandpa.



That's why you hear "Eee, Iiii, Eeee, Iiiii, Ohhhhhh!" from the barn all day.

Welcome to Texas, where men are men and sheep are scared

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Uh . . . well the day started off with a big test so we got through that relatively easy. But at lunch, one of the playground staff caught three girls and three boys behind the curtains on the stage. There was no adult in the theater . . .



So I won't be brushing off any of those prompts in my class either.


A couple of days ago, one of my girls was explaining that the hamadryad in her story was in a 'relationship' with Zeus and that was why . . .

 

[jomar]

I got your communicator right here!

 

[shereads]

Was this list compiled for school students? In Mayberry?



I'm trying to envision a classroom that doesn't erupt in laughter, crotch-grabbing and fart contests when you introduce as a writing topic, "Get that thing away from me!"

And that would be at the college level. Forget trying this on children.