After reading this thread I did a lil' search in the bulletin board out of curiosity... I saw people ask John how old he was, etc., and note that he's been a member since July 2000. Also, I noticed in one of his threads he asked for help on one of his stories, so I checked the author's page to look for him. No stories, but I did notice something interesting.
According to the profile, John is in the 33-40 age range. Anyone know if this man registered here, forgot, and then his SON came peeking around? Looks like none of the posts are old, anyway.