Story Idea

[ABSTRUSE]

ABSTRUSE has a vagina. End of story.

That's what you think.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

That's what you think.

Rats, I was hoping you and 2 friends and I could have a foursome at school.

So much for that fantasy

 

[zeb1094]

Rats, I was hoping you and 2 frined and I could have a foursome at school.

So much for that fantasy

Pig!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Rats, I was hoping you and 2 friends and I could have a foursome at school.

So much for that fantasy

Can I pick the other chick??

 

[impressive]

Can I pick the other chick??

ChickS.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ChickS.

Was that a subtle hint?

 

[impressive]

Was that a subtle hint?

I don't do "subtle."

 

[NoJo]

That's what you think.

What I think is usually worse.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I don't do "subtle."

Don't make me gloat again.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What I think is usually worse.

You think I should have learned that by now.

 

[impressive]

Don't make me gloat again.

Go ahead -- out me, bitch.

 

[NoJo]

How can you gloat without a vagina?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Go ahead -- out me, bitch.

Oh no, I don't gloat and tell.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

How can you gloat without a vagina?

I'm well adapted.

 

[impressive]

How can you gloat without a vagina?

Vaginal gloating is not all it's cracked up to be.

 

[NoJo]

Vaginal gloating is not all it's cracked up to be.

They have special cotton pads for that

 

[ABSTRUSE]

They have special cotton pads for that

I roll my own.

 

[NoJo]

I'm well adapted.

I bet it hurts when you ride a bike

 

[NoJo]

I roll my own.

That's becuase you need something to do with your hands

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I bet it hurts when you ride a bike

Not really...

 

[NoJo]

Not really...

You're quite a callous person

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You're quite a callous person

Why thank you.

 

[NoJo]

I meant to be abrasive, I was trying to rub you up the wrong way.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I meant to be abrasive, I was trying to rub you up the wrong way.

Good luck with that.

 

[NoJo]

You don't even know what "the wrong way" means.