story idea

[Bluetrain]

hey all,

i have the perfect title if anyone would like to write the story:

Plot (if you can call it that): nephew seduces/is seduced by hot aunt; action culminates in round of strip poker.

Title: Up the Auntie

regards,

b

 

[wildsweetone]

try putting it in the Story Ideas Forum dear.

hmm

add a stick and it could be Stake Up The Auntie...

 

[Quasimodem]

Keep on punning, Bluetrain, until they say 'Uncle.'

 

[TheEarl]

Carry on up the Auntie?

I'll just get me coat.

The Earl

 

[MissTaken]

IF the nephew is clinically depressed:

"Up the Auntiedepressants"



Ouch!

Who threw the tomato?

 

[wildsweetone]

oookkkayyy

how's about


Confessions of an Auntie?

 

[damppanties]

Nephew going down on the auntie:

Chronicles of the Auntieater.


exteeeeeeeeme!!

 

[Quasimodem]

Old Auntie Incestuous, sexually hands
Her nephew an orgasm, using her glands.
Though it sounds like a story,
Auntie Inflammatory,
Swells his tool, till it granitely stands!

 

[damppanties]

Coffee spilled on the keyboard's keys
Next time give me a warning please
"The content to follow
Should be read after you swallow"
And these sticky 'coffee' incidents will cease.

 

[HomerPindar]

Clearly, whatever the story, it deserves to be posted in the humor section...

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Clearly, whatever the story, it deserves to be posted in the humor section

HP,

Would that be an Auntie-Climax? Or is Auntie-Climax the story of an orgasmic aunt?

RF

 

[Bluetrain]

fantastic!

Bravo! Your lingo is so cunning!

Now, how about a story involving a horse in love with his mother entitled:

"Mr. Oedipus"

regards,

b

 

[Bluetrain]

woo hoo!

couldn't resist this one:

nephew seduces sexy italian aunt over dinner:

"The Coming of the Auntie-Pasta"

cheers,

b

 

[wildsweetone]

or if the auntie moves overseas...


Auntiepoedean, Phone Home...

 

[Quasimodem]

An Auntie Hero cannot to be depended upon.
Auntie Coagulant keeps things flowing.
Auntie Perspirant doesn't sweat the small stuff.
Auntie Emetic never lets you bring up old subjects.
Auntie Quated has a kerosine-driven computer.
Auntie Clockwise's favourite movie is "Back to the Future."
And, Auntie Pasto gives all the guys enough of a taste to whet their appetites.

 

[Pookie]

What if the hot aunt was also a cheap prostitute?

Penny Auntie???

 

[lizthewizz2000]

Hmmm...a story of Aunt after she came... "Auntie Deluvian"?

 

[Route66Girl]

Now, how about a story involving a horse in love with his mother entitled: Mr. Oedipus

LMAO, Bluetrain! My favorite, hands down.

My contribution:

She turns out to be a satan worshipper, thus becoming
"The AuntieChrist."

 

[Quasimodem]

Auntie Parallel has trouble parking.
Auntie Clerical doesn't like bookkeepers.
Auntie Gravity is a floater in the secretarial pool.
Auntie Nomian has faith that the rules don't apply to her.
Auntie Macassar is very fussy about her furniture.
Auntie Inflammatory is a great crisis negotiator.
Auntie Freeze is an alcoholic.
Auntie Dote is counter productive.
Auntie Oxidant will help keep your pipes clean.
Auntie Logarithm does not - as most people think - teach girls how to avoid giving birth to lumberjacks.

 

[TaffyJ]

LOL!

Quasi, you crack me up!

 

[Bluetrain]

LMAO, Bluetrain! My favorite, hands down.

My contribution:

She turns out to be a satan worshipper, thus becoming
"The AuntieChrist."

thanks, 66girl and, she is easily aroused and stimulated, thus becoming "The Coming of the AuntieChrist"

maybe we're getting a bit too sacriligious...

adn you, quasimodem, need to be shot for the logarithm pun! well done!

 

[Pookie]

maybe we're getting a bit too sacriligious...
[/B]

Oh, I don't know about that, but if we are going to tread that line ...

A horny nun meets her nephew at a bar ... "Auntie Religious"

 

[NoJo]

Title for Incestuous Cunnilingual Clergyman story:

"Down on your Niece"

 

[Bluetrain]

hmm, and we could also have a delightful little story about a women lost in her southern past who seeks redemption through her sister's church choir daughter:

Auntie Bellum On Her Niece

 

[damppanties]

Re: LOL!

Quasi, you crack me up!

He does!!? Bad Quasi. Go sit in the corner. You should learn not to crack up girls...