Story bunny: 21 grams

[Bramblethorn]

http://www.ntnews.com.au/lifestyle/...ceased-loved-one/story-fnk0b1ks-1227323683583

"What better way to remember a loved one who has passed away than by putting their ashes inside a dildo?"

 

[JKendallDane]

I want to but can't laugh at this idea. The guy will probably become a millionaire with this creation.

Just visualize hundreds of thousands of old widows all over the world grabbing the urn with ol' Walter's ashes in it, ordering one of these, and immediately tossing their electric toothbrushes in the trash when it arrives.

 

[Handley_Page]

http://www.ntnews.com.au/lifestyle/...ceased-loved-one/story-fnk0b1ks-1227323683583

"What better way to remember a loved one who has passed away than by putting their ashes inside a dildo?"

I think it's rather clever.
He said, smiling.

 

[slyc_willie]

I could do something with this. Army widow has her husband's ashes placed in a dildo, and nine months later out pops impossibly-conceived junior.

Hmm.

 

[Bramblethorn]

I could do something with this. Army widow has her husband's ashes placed in a dildo, and nine months later out pops impossibly-conceived junior.

Hmm.

"What are you going to call him?"

"Ashley."

 

[slyc_willie]

"What are you going to call him?"

"Ashley."

*snerk*

Ashton.

Dusty.

Powder.

 

[PervOtaku]

The old webcomic Sexy Losers (aka Thin H Line) did this once.

 

[jonthechaosman]

When I first saw this on my news feed I said..."How romantic. He can still get you off long after he's gone."